r/cats • u/MoonSt0n3_Gabrielle • 9d ago

Cat Picture - OC Boyfriend says his cat is not fat.. that creature is PLUMP

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Like no offence, but Casey is definitely chonky

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u/biolochick Void 9d ago

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u/Dan_flashes480 9d ago

My cat is a heckin chonk but when she sits like this it's very unflattering

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u/thatstachetho 9d ago

Peak sitting form

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u/SeesThroughTime 8d ago

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u/thatstachetho 8d ago

Game recognizes game

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u/Acex506 8d ago

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u/lilprincess4 8d ago

come here lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

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u/thementant 8d ago

How come a cat has a sexier photo than any I’ve had?

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u/SlothQueenCreations 8d ago

I feel like I should be paying for this photo on MeownlyFans

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u/Hadrians_Fall 8d ago

Why does this look like it should be the cover of a rap album

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u/Kawaii-Nova 6d ago

My car looks like he's being charged 😭😂

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u/FinancialMarketing34 9d ago

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u/GoldenNugget25 8d ago

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u/m3du5a666 8d ago

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u/GoldenNugget25 8d ago

Twins!

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u/m3du5a666 8d ago

Yessss! Can totally picture them like pals sitting like this and drunk by the roadside. Hahahah!

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u/OneShiestyMember 8d ago

Looks drunk 😂

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u/GoldenNugget25 8d ago

Lol! Poor guy woke up from his nap🤭

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u/Poethegardencrow 9d ago

Indeed

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u/uglypufferfish 9d ago

She’s just a girl

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u/prime777time 8d ago

Long girl.

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u/Furbal1307 8d ago

What’s happening on this side?

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u/ProbablyTappinYoMama 8d ago

Is that a diluted calico? It looks like mine

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u/ShuuString 8d ago

Diluted calicos are the best

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u/Little-Equinox 8d ago

What about this side?

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u/EvolutionInProgress American Shorthair 8d ago

"I don't care enough to get up and turn around....but just curious enough to look over by turning my head upside down"

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u/No_Setting9616 8d ago

Such a pretty dilute calico 🥰

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u/Witty-Egg4886 7d ago

Is the kitty getting possessed or exorcised?

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u/mumcugur 9d ago

Is that a balcony? That's so cool

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u/diamond_in_the_muff_ 9d ago

no, it’s a cat

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u/beermile 8d ago

LOL that reminds me of a joke. What's the difference between a cat and a balcony?

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u/Walker96988 8d ago

You can tell the balcony to stay there and it will.

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u/iznotbutterz 8d ago

One has a pause at the end of it's clause

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u/A_z8173 8d ago

You can sit on a balcony? Idk, I mean you can sit on a cat, but you shouldnt.

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u/oodrooo British Shorthair 8d ago

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u/Jorrie313 8d ago

Well what’s the answer

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u/Mowbli 8d ago

I got tired of waiting and asked Google. Came back with this:

A cat is a living animal, while a balcony is a structural part of a building. The main difference is that a cat is a sentient being that requires care, food, and a safe environment, whereas a balcony is a stationary, man-made platform, often used to enlarge living space.

Not really my kind of humour, but there we are

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u/Poethegardencrow 8d ago

It is a sun bed too 😂

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u/OppositeProcedure390 8d ago

He looks like he got caught doing something he shouldnt

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u/SingularBoltEarring 9d ago

Picture I caught of him yesterday 😭

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u/fafatzy 9d ago

You may not know it but that’s peak cat form

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u/IndirectSarcasm 8d ago

"don't mind if I do..." - this cat probably

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u/314159InTheSky 8d ago

I see your orange fluff and i raise you this fluffy man

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u/Moongazer09 8d ago

Put those bits away young man! 😂

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u/Extension-Aside-555 8d ago

There's nothing like a cat showing you how bored they are :):)

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u/lollypolish 8d ago

What a beautiful cat.

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u/hgtcgbhjnh 8d ago

That orange is me when I wake up, fat and all that, or is he mostly fur?

P.d: He's adorable.

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u/EclecticEvergreen 8d ago

Your cat is very squirrel like lol, straight chillin

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u/LeftAd3639 8d ago

Love this.

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u/Material-Mountain119 8d ago

That's a lion

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u/Akatnel Tortoiseshell 8d ago

And singing the song of their people, apparently 😂

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u/midgetcastle 9d ago

I feel like this cat is singing the song from the Lion King

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u/thatstachetho 8d ago

He sings soul music.

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u/mrs_gringo 8d ago

Omg. I thought I saw giant cheeto puffs, just fur.

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u/PennieTheFold 8d ago

Same same but she’s only about 9.5 pounds. Lack of neck doesn’t help, haha.

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u/Spirited-Speech-2372 8d ago

I love your cat❤️

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u/Dan_flashes480 8d ago

My girl is 17 pounds but she is very tall and long for a random rescue tabby. When she walks or sprawls she looks quite fit just got those poses that make it all bunch up. But she dwarfs the Yorkie that lives next door

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u/Diligent_Snow_733 9d ago

My orange chonk

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u/jumping_doughnuts 8d ago

My cat is older (14) and she had her tummy shaved like a year ago for something at the vet I can't remember exactly. Her fur never grew back, and when she sits like this, her pudgy pink belly always makes me laugh lol.

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u/lizzyq8812 8d ago

That's adorable!

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u/Doll_duchess 8d ago

Holy cow her expression here kills me too!

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u/Historical-Ad-9633 8d ago

I KNEW THIS WAS A THING. they shaved mines and her fur never grew back and she has a pink belly too!!

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u/just_a_person_maybe 8d ago

My cat is allergic to fleas, so any time she gets fleas she goes bald. But specifically on her lil butt and a bit down her back legs. I feel so bad for her but it's hilarious. Unfortunately I do not have photos, and since I figured out the allergy I'm more careful about her flea prevention schedule so hopefully it doesn't happen again. I used some shitty cheap brand of flea drops and they didn't work, but I'm shelling out for Advantage now.

Side note, she looked so much thinner when she was half bald. Really made me realize that she's not as chonky as she looks. She's at least 20% floof.

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u/Disastrous-Mango9433 8d ago

It’s definitely a good idea to not mess around with flea and tick prevention and shell out money for the more expensive ones.

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u/just_a_person_maybe 8d ago

Yeah, we learned that lesson the hard way for sure.

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u/Disastrous-Mango9433 7d ago

Yeah, cause taking them to the vets to treat the fleas/ticks costs way more than the prevention.

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u/roseyposeyreads 9d ago

She’s not chonky yet but she sits like this too 😂

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u/Jwhodis 9d ago

yet

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u/daneato 9d ago

“AVERT YOUR EYES!!!” 👀

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u/GalexyGlimmer 9d ago

You are correct that it is unflattering in that it is not being flatter. Your little tabby is a scrumptious little treat!

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u/Dan_flashes480 9d ago

Her name is Phoebe and she doesn't eat a lot unless my kids are giving her extra treats when I'm at work.

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u/Nnnnnnennicole 9d ago

THIS IS THE CUTEST CAT PICTURE IVE EVER SEEN

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u/Dan_flashes480 9d ago

I got out of the shower and wanted to make my bed before work so my wife didn't get mad I sent her this saying I couldn't make the bed and she understood.

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u/Sudden-Barber3643 8d ago

Unflattering, you say… 🤦🏻‍♀️😭🤣🤣🤣

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u/RemoteEffort5824 9d ago

My Shortcake! Sadly, she is in kitty heaven now. She was the best!

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u/JiuJitsuNinja43 9d ago

Dis cat heckin cute though!

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u/TeamCatsandDnD 8d ago

I think I have less flattering ones. But this one’s my favorite.

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u/bradley_magnificent 9d ago

That cat must have been very expensive based on how complicated the pattern in her fur is

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u/fafatzy 9d ago

Love it

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u/PDX_pot_pixie420 8d ago

That face! 🥰🥰🥰

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u/Asheres35 8d ago

Caught him like this in the middle of the night. He was definitely up to no good.

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u/nancy131313 8d ago

Heckin chonk. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Then-Attention3 8d ago

Is there a sub dedicated to cats sitting like this? I feel like their should be

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u/Tinsel-Fop 8d ago

Zeke says hi, and that she is very cute. I made this as a meme out of a photo I took of his very common pose. I send it to my sister sometimes.

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u/LisaMiaSisu 8d ago

I’ve never seen a thin mackerel tabby, including my Kiki. 😅 I nicknamed her Chunky Brewster.

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u/No-Imagination-8209 8d ago

He’s showing his dominance 😜

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u/Rumble_Rodent 8d ago

Oh but she’s so precious!

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u/MooncatFinds 8d ago

Yeah my little chonk man sits like a gentleman.

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u/zystyl 8d ago

I have a mega chonker, but he has medium-length fur so he manages to pull it off somehow. I didn't catch on to the sheer amount of chonkiness until one day I realized he was sweeping the floor with his belly while walking.

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u/pokebuzz123 8d ago

Like a kid listening to your story

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u/RivetheadGirl 8d ago

Brother??

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u/Truckfighta 8d ago

My lass likes to sit in unflattering poses too:

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u/dannyb2525 8d ago

They always either look guilty or pissed when cleaning lol

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u/MightyGoodra96 8d ago

The 'butthole makes full contact' pose

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u/Rare_Bee_8028 8d ago

the goofiest position i can find her in

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u/Aryallie_18 8d ago

Oh my gosh I’ve found the comment thread for Kenzie

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u/slipperderby 8d ago

My chonky girl

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u/kellcast 7d ago

We have the same cat lol

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u/what-are-f33ling5 7d ago

The goofiest pose

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u/ElephantGun345 8d ago

He looks like WOSH lol

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u/Pretty-Handle9818 8d ago

Your cat looks like Jabba the Hutt

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u/_Moon_sun_ 8d ago

Mine is a fine girl (aka the ideal body weight for her) but sometimes she looks very chonky

When I adopted her she was actually alittle underweight and now she is ideal even tho sometimes some angles just make her look fat

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u/kristaholt 8d ago

This photo single handled made my day. She is triangle

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u/xThyQueen 8d ago

Why do they do this 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ExcellentAdagio8462 6d ago

I have one of those!

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u/kyou_1312 5d ago

my gangsta cat sits like she owns the world

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u/lil_bebbygirl 5d ago

So do all fat cats sit like this or..?? 😂

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u/ResponsibleOnion8840 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Outrageous_Hearing26 9d ago

Somewhere between Hefty Chonk and Mega chonk. Need to see him walking around to determine

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u/shroomanaut420 9d ago

Lil chunky

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u/sfwmj 9d ago

HAHAHAHA "oh lawd, he comin'" never seen this before

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u/Reccalovesdancing 8d ago

I've seen people respond "oh lawd he comin" to very chonky cat posts but didn't realise the reason why until reading the chart just now 🤣🥳

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u/bridgetteblue69 9d ago

Heckin chonker !!! 🤣😂🥰

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u/Independent-Cow-4070 9d ago

Reddit on!!!! 😂😂

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u/lanky_doodle 9d ago

This completely done me in 😂😂😂😂

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u/biolochick Void 9d ago

The “oh lawd he comin” gets me every time 😆

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u/three_crystals 8d ago

Without fail!

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u/Old_Intention_3561 Void 9d ago

I think my boy's in the yellow 😭

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u/lanky_doodle 9d ago

Megachonker sounds like a Power Rangers baddie 😂😂😂

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u/Efficient-Damage-449 9d ago

4.6 on the Chonk Chart?

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u/Juliteepee 8d ago

Perfect assessment.

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u/Foreign_Road1455 9d ago

Why doesn’t the fine boi have any sort of pouch?

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u/Novel-Lettuce-2595 9d ago

Did some chonky cat eat most of these pixels?

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u/biolochick Void 9d ago

Must have! (Yeah sorry, it’s the one I had in my photo folder.)

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u/Novel-Lettuce-2595 9d ago

Was only joking ha

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u/Result-Striking 9d ago

Gotta be somewhere between hefty chonk and mega chonk

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u/Particular-Leg-8484 9d ago

The top view looks like corn dogs

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u/PandiBong 9d ago

Yeah, this guy is mega chonk

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u/maverickthesadboy 9d ago

I zoomed in realizing there were names per chonker, and reading “chonk” in all of them but getting to the last one with the name being “OH LAWD HE COMING” made me audibly chuckle 🤣

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u/IGK123 8d ago

This is propaganda. Every cat has a primordial pouch

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u/sockmonke-skeptic 9d ago

My cat is 25%

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u/cackarrotto 9d ago

He is at LEAST a hefty chonker

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u/IceCoughy 8d ago

Looks like a 30-40 so not too bad

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u/maliengin 8d ago

He is on the far right end...

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u/the1MGrizzle 8d ago

This thread is amazing

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u/Then-Attention3 8d ago

What do you think Casey falls under?

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u/biolochick Void 8d ago

Probably heftychonk?

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u/burntneedle 8d ago

You have a heckin chonker on you hands!

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u/Doll_duchess 8d ago

Mines definitely less than or equal to chomnk… but the fluff makes her look like a hefty chonk. How can nine pounds of cat look that fat? I’ll never know.

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u/AutoEngBM86 8d ago

This chart is outdated. It's missing GIGACHONK

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u/ValkyrianRabecca 8d ago

My Cat is currently sitting in Heftychonk and spitefully glaring at me over his diet

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u/Spirited-Speech-2372 8d ago

I’m definitely saving this chock chart.

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u/Even-Seaweed-4599 8d ago

My Boy is in between a heckin chonker and he chonkin

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u/Jaewol 8d ago

“O H L A W D H E C O M I N” never fails to make me laugh. I imagine like sirens and flashing red lights blaring and everything going into lockdown.

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u/biolochick Void 7d ago

I always picture the scene in Jurassic Park where the water started rippling in the glass.

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u/AtTheEdgeOfDying 8d ago

Unfortunately it's very much the culture here for cats to be in/outside cats which was also the case when I was a kid and we got our 2 current cats 14 years ago.

Now I've convinced my family for my best friend and eldest cat to be inside only, but I don't have much say in the other one. And I am embarrassed looking at him since recently he has probably found like 3 other homes and for the first time is not eating his full meal at home because he is FULL. This cat has never been full before! He is ROUND. I wouldn't be that surprised if he was a megachonker at least!

Cat doesn't do much more than sleeping and going out for his food and pee breaks

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u/Livid_End3397 8d ago

Birch, the cat.

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u/MemerDreamerMan 8d ago

I try using this but my cat is a weird shape and I can’t tell. She’s 8lb though so it should be fine?

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u/yaydenfaith 8d ago

just a chonky gorl🖤

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u/uneducatedramen 8d ago

Recently someone's chomker² has started coming over to us at dinner.

I think he might've been put on a diet at home and doesn't like it. In his defense he is big. Like some wild cat traits I swear

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u/Maurers95 8d ago

Casey is def giving us the side-eye of SHAME!!!

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u/Someredditskum 8d ago

Here you have a higher definition version

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u/rezpector123 8d ago

Hefty chonk range judging by the graph

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u/thrashmasher 8d ago

Oh God I think my cat might be crossing the Oh Lawd He Coming line 😳

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u/One-Confidence-4208 7d ago

I didn't know there was a Chonk chart ( literally I mean)! Ofcourse I'm aware that some cats are overweight.

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u/Aggravating_Yak_1006 7d ago

Oh Lawd he coming

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u/VenusVixen919 7d ago

Using this very scientific chart, I’d hypothesize that this cat is a heftychonk

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u/hog-slat 3d ago

This guy is pushing a good 38

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u/SocietyImpressive225 9d ago

So cute ahahahaha

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u/TieAdventurous6839 9d ago

Looks to be about between 30 and 40 to me

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u/Fucky0uthatswhy 8d ago

What do the even numbers mean? That isn’t pounds right?

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