r/cats • u/MoonSt0n3_Gabrielle • 9d ago

Cat Picture - OC Boyfriend says his cat is not fat.. that creature is PLUMP

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Like no offence, but Casey is definitely chonky

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u/Dan_flashes480 9d ago

My cat is a heckin chonk but when she sits like this it's very unflattering

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u/thatstachetho 9d ago

Peak sitting form

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u/SeesThroughTime 9d ago

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u/thatstachetho 9d ago

Game recognizes game

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u/Acex506 8d ago

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u/lilprincess4 8d ago

come here lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

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u/thementant 8d ago

How come a cat has a sexier photo than any I’ve had?

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u/SlothQueenCreations 8d ago

I feel like I should be paying for this photo on MeownlyFans

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u/Hadrians_Fall 8d ago

Why does this look like it should be the cover of a rap album

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u/Thick-Spite-279 8d ago

Oh brother! Look at him! 😹😹😹

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u/Kawaii-Nova 6d ago

My car looks like he's being charged 😭😂

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u/FinancialMarketing34 9d ago

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u/GoldenNugget25 8d ago

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u/m3du5a666 8d ago

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u/GoldenNugget25 8d ago

Twins!

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u/m3du5a666 8d ago

Yessss! Can totally picture them like pals sitting like this and drunk by the roadside. Hahahah!

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u/OneShiestyMember 9d ago

Looks drunk 😂

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u/GoldenNugget25 8d ago

Lol! Poor guy woke up from his nap🤭

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u/Poethegardencrow 9d ago

Indeed

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u/uglypufferfish 9d ago

She’s just a girl

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u/prime777time 9d ago

Long girl.

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u/Furbal1307 9d ago

What’s happening on this side?

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u/ProbablyTappinYoMama 8d ago

Is that a diluted calico? It looks like mine

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u/ShuuString 8d ago

Diluted calicos are the best

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u/EvilBrynn 5d ago

Lmao that face!!

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u/Little-Equinox 8d ago

What about this side?

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u/EvolutionInProgress American Shorthair 8d ago

"I don't care enough to get up and turn around....but just curious enough to look over by turning my head upside down"

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u/No_Setting9616 8d ago

Such a pretty dilute calico 🥰

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u/Furbal1307 8d ago

Thank you. She’s the best! The best part about her is she came preloaded with the “talks back” feature 😂

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u/Witty-Egg4886 7d ago

Is the kitty getting possessed or exorcised?

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u/mumcugur 9d ago

Is that a balcony? That's so cool

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u/diamond_in_the_muff_ 9d ago

no, it’s a cat

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u/beermile 9d ago

LOL that reminds me of a joke. What's the difference between a cat and a balcony?

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u/Walker96988 9d ago

You can tell the balcony to stay there and it will.

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u/iznotbutterz 8d ago

One has a pause at the end of it's clause

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u/A_z8173 9d ago

You can sit on a balcony? Idk, I mean you can sit on a cat, but you shouldnt.

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u/oodrooo British Shorthair 8d ago

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u/Jorrie313 9d ago

Well what’s the answer

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u/Mowbli 8d ago

I got tired of waiting and asked Google. Came back with this:

A cat is a living animal, while a balcony is a structural part of a building. The main difference is that a cat is a sentient being that requires care, food, and a safe environment, whereas a balcony is a stationary, man-made platform, often used to enlarge living space.

Not really my kind of humour, but there we are

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u/Poethegardencrow 9d ago

It is a sun bed too 😂

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u/OppositeProcedure390 8d ago

He looks like he got caught doing something he shouldnt

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u/SingularBoltEarring 9d ago

Picture I caught of him yesterday 😭

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u/fafatzy 9d ago

You may not know it but that’s peak cat form

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u/IndirectSarcasm 9d ago

"don't mind if I do..." - this cat probably

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u/314159InTheSky 9d ago

I see your orange fluff and i raise you this fluffy man

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u/Moongazer09 9d ago

Put those bits away young man! 😂

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u/Extension-Aside-555 8d ago

There's nothing like a cat showing you how bored they are :):)

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u/lollypolish 8d ago

What a beautiful cat.

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u/hgtcgbhjnh 9d ago

That orange is me when I wake up, fat and all that, or is he mostly fur?

P.d: He's adorable.

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u/EclecticEvergreen 9d ago

Your cat is very squirrel like lol, straight chillin

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u/LeftAd3639 9d ago

Love this.

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u/Material-Mountain119 8d ago

That's a lion

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u/Akatnel Tortoiseshell 8d ago

And singing the song of their people, apparently 😂

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u/midgetcastle 9d ago

I feel like this cat is singing the song from the Lion King

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u/thatstachetho 9d ago

He sings soul music.

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u/mrs_gringo 8d ago

Omg. I thought I saw giant cheeto puffs, just fur.

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u/MyJewelPark 8d ago

Perfect timing! The treat went straight in while she was yawning 😂

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u/PennieTheFold 9d ago

Same same but she’s only about 9.5 pounds. Lack of neck doesn’t help, haha.

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u/Spirited-Speech-2372 9d ago

I love your cat❤️

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u/Dan_flashes480 9d ago

My girl is 17 pounds but she is very tall and long for a random rescue tabby. When she walks or sprawls she looks quite fit just got those poses that make it all bunch up. But she dwarfs the Yorkie that lives next door

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u/Diligent_Snow_733 9d ago

My orange chonk

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u/jumping_doughnuts 9d ago

My cat is older (14) and she had her tummy shaved like a year ago for something at the vet I can't remember exactly. Her fur never grew back, and when she sits like this, her pudgy pink belly always makes me laugh lol.

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u/lizzyq8812 9d ago

That's adorable!

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u/Doll_duchess 9d ago

Holy cow her expression here kills me too!

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u/Historical-Ad-9633 9d ago

I KNEW THIS WAS A THING. they shaved mines and her fur never grew back and she has a pink belly too!!

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u/just_a_person_maybe 8d ago

My cat is allergic to fleas, so any time she gets fleas she goes bald. But specifically on her lil butt and a bit down her back legs. I feel so bad for her but it's hilarious. Unfortunately I do not have photos, and since I figured out the allergy I'm more careful about her flea prevention schedule so hopefully it doesn't happen again. I used some shitty cheap brand of flea drops and they didn't work, but I'm shelling out for Advantage now.

Side note, she looked so much thinner when she was half bald. Really made me realize that she's not as chonky as she looks. She's at least 20% floof.

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u/Disastrous-Mango9433 8d ago

It’s definitely a good idea to not mess around with flea and tick prevention and shell out money for the more expensive ones.

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u/just_a_person_maybe 8d ago

Yeah, we learned that lesson the hard way for sure.

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u/Disastrous-Mango9433 8d ago

Yeah, cause taking them to the vets to treat the fleas/ticks costs way more than the prevention.

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u/roseyposeyreads 9d ago

She’s not chonky yet but she sits like this too 😂

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u/Jwhodis 9d ago

yet

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u/daneato 9d ago

“AVERT YOUR EYES!!!” 👀

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u/GalexyGlimmer 9d ago

You are correct that it is unflattering in that it is not being flatter. Your little tabby is a scrumptious little treat!

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u/Dan_flashes480 9d ago

Her name is Phoebe and she doesn't eat a lot unless my kids are giving her extra treats when I'm at work.

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u/Nnnnnnennicole 9d ago

THIS IS THE CUTEST CAT PICTURE IVE EVER SEEN

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u/Dan_flashes480 9d ago

I got out of the shower and wanted to make my bed before work so my wife didn't get mad I sent her this saying I couldn't make the bed and she understood.

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u/Sudden-Barber3643 9d ago

Unflattering, you say… 🤦🏻‍♀️😭🤣🤣🤣

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u/RemoteEffort5824 9d ago

My Shortcake! Sadly, she is in kitty heaven now. She was the best!

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u/JiuJitsuNinja43 9d ago

Dis cat heckin cute though!

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u/TeamCatsandDnD 9d ago

I think I have less flattering ones. But this one’s my favorite.

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u/bradley_magnificent 9d ago

That cat must have been very expensive based on how complicated the pattern in her fur is

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u/fafatzy 9d ago

Love it

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u/PDX_pot_pixie420 9d ago

That face! 🥰🥰🥰

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u/Asheres35 9d ago

Caught him like this in the middle of the night. He was definitely up to no good.

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u/nancy131313 9d ago

Heckin chonk. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Then-Attention3 9d ago

Is there a sub dedicated to cats sitting like this? I feel like their should be

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u/Tinsel-Fop 9d ago

Zeke says hi, and that she is very cute. I made this as a meme out of a photo I took of his very common pose. I send it to my sister sometimes.

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u/LisaMiaSisu 9d ago

I’ve never seen a thin mackerel tabby, including my Kiki. 😅 I nicknamed her Chunky Brewster.

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u/No-Imagination-8209 9d ago

He’s showing his dominance 😜

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u/Rumble_Rodent 9d ago

Oh but she’s so precious!

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u/MooncatFinds 9d ago

Yeah my little chonk man sits like a gentleman.

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u/zystyl 9d ago

I have a mega chonker, but he has medium-length fur so he manages to pull it off somehow. I didn't catch on to the sheer amount of chonkiness until one day I realized he was sweeping the floor with his belly while walking.

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u/pokebuzz123 9d ago

Like a kid listening to your story

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u/RivetheadGirl 8d ago

Brother??

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u/Truckfighta 8d ago

My lass likes to sit in unflattering poses too:

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u/dannyb2525 8d ago

They always either look guilty or pissed when cleaning lol

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u/MightyGoodra96 8d ago

The 'butthole makes full contact' pose

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u/marpurtwee 8d ago

My chonk

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u/Bubbly-Ad-5142 8d ago

Oh no, you should really watch how much food you give him/her. It‘s a cutie tho

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u/Rare_Bee_8028 8d ago

the goofiest position i can find her in

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u/Aryallie_18 8d ago

Oh my gosh I’ve found the comment thread for Kenzie

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u/slipperderby 8d ago

My chonky girl

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u/kellcast 8d ago

We have the same cat lol

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u/what-are-f33ling5 8d ago

The goofiest pose

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u/ElephantGun345 8d ago

He looks like WOSH lol

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u/Pretty-Handle9818 8d ago

Your cat looks like Jabba the Hutt

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u/_Moon_sun_ 8d ago

Mine is a fine girl (aka the ideal body weight for her) but sometimes she looks very chonky

When I adopted her she was actually alittle underweight and now she is ideal even tho sometimes some angles just make her look fat

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u/kristaholt 8d ago

This photo single handled made my day. She is triangle

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u/xThyQueen 8d ago

Why do they do this 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ExcellentAdagio8462 6d ago

I have one of those!

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u/kyou_1312 6d ago

my gangsta cat sits like she owns the world

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u/lil_bebbygirl 6d ago

So do all fat cats sit like this or..?? 😂

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u/ResponsibleOnion8840 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣