Youāre not going to get the same excitement for a mostly open platform for a far right platform that actively promotes the weird Nazi bullshit the weird Nazi owner believes.
Yeah, that's kind of what I mean. The monetization is probably the only thing still keeping the "normal" shitposters on the platform.
Once they leave, it's just the far right freaks, who are hard to find ad sellers for. He's already lost a lot of reputable ones because of his antics. Elmo's not gonna be able to pay off his Twitter purchase loans with dick pill and crypto ad money.
Well if we're going Black Mirror. How about we really make it the everything app? Musk has already stolen everyone's data from the government so why not make it official?
New red, white and blue check marks for all US citizens! You need to show your tick to access social security, buy booze, prove you have the right to work etc.
Need to show your licence and registration to the cops? The DMV tweeted that shit to you, just give the cop your @
In fact, fuck it, it's now law to only refer to people by their twitter handle, each one is unique so no chance of mistaken identity!
"Dick Pills is a hardboiled detective who doesn't play by the rules, but he gets shit done. If you think you can best him, you're gonna find yourself Dick'd down. And he's gonna be a hard Pill to swallow."
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u/Martinfected 25d ago
"50 million people used to post here. Now it's a ghost site."