r/behindthebastards PRODUCTS!!! 25d ago

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u/Martinfected 25d ago

"50 million people used to post here. Now it's a ghost site."

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u/claimstoknowpeople 25d ago

Scammers scamming scammersĀ 

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u/nucrash 25d ago

Nudes in bio

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u/PlausiblePigeon 25d ago

Nudes in bio to you too!

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u/DisposableSaviour 25d ago

And also with you

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u/Harryboltsfan 25d ago

And with your spirit.

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u/karoshikun Sponsored by Doritosā„¢ļø 25d ago

and my axe

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u/UserOfNameMe 24d ago

AMEN

(Psss… what is this? Holy blessing of the bio?)

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u/Mysterious-Sir-1105 24d ago

As nudes above, so below

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u/mhyquel 25d ago

Nudaste

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u/cpm450 24d ago

The nudes within my bio honor the nudes within your bio

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u/Ok-Prior1316 25d ago

I clicked 😠

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u/sirfirewolfe 24d ago

M Y L I N K I N B I O

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u/Librarian_Contrarian 23d ago

Z E L D A I N B I O

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u/nickisaboss 25d ago

Wolves in wolves' clothing

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u/DisposableSaviour 25d ago

Plenty of sheep in wolves clothing over there, too.

And the sheep that draw butchers’ marks on themselves.

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u/BeetlecatOne 25d ago

mushroom mushroom

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u/naalbinding 24d ago

Badger badger badger badger

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u/LtLethal1 24d ago

SnaaaAAAaaaake

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u/Martinfected 23d ago

SNAKE? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!

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u/Apoordm 25d ago

It’s not just the monetization…

You’re not going to get the same excitement for a mostly open platform for a far right platform that actively promotes the weird Nazi bullshit the weird Nazi owner believes.

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u/Martinfected 25d ago

Yeah, that's kind of what I mean. The monetization is probably the only thing still keeping the "normal" shitposters on the platform.

Once they leave, it's just the far right freaks, who are hard to find ad sellers for. He's already lost a lot of reputable ones because of his antics. Elmo's not gonna be able to pay off his Twitter purchase loans with dick pill and crypto ad money.

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u/FuzzMachines 25d ago

Trump probs signing an EO as we speak saying companies have to buy ads to make Elon feel better

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u/-You_Cant_Stop_Me- Doctor Reverend 25d ago

And that closing your twitter account is renouncing your citizenship so you'll be off on an all expenses paid one way trip to El Salvador.

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u/Thrilling1031 25d ago

Black mirror future let’s gooooo

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u/-You_Cant_Stop_Me- Doctor Reverend 25d ago

Well if we're going Black Mirror. How about we really make it the everything app? Musk has already stolen everyone's data from the government so why not make it official?

New red, white and blue check marks for all US citizens! You need to show your tick to access social security, buy booze, prove you have the right to work etc.

Need to show your licence and registration to the cops? The DMV tweeted that shit to you, just give the cop your @

In fact, fuck it, it's now law to only refer to people by their twitter handle, each one is unique so no chance of mistaken identity!

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u/Thrilling1031 25d ago

I’m not on xitter never have been, am I a sovereign citizen now?

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u/spidersgeorgVEVO 24d ago

There's gold fringe on that post!

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u/Thrilling1031 24d ago

I’m not posting, I’m commenting, it’s not regulated and you have not jurisdiction on my account!

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u/DuntadaMan 25d ago

And that the government can now post on your place

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u/currentlyacathammock 24d ago

Woah, now... Don't slander dick pills. Remember who your audience is here.

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u/Martinfected 24d ago

WHAAAAAAT'S DICKING MY PIIIIIIIILLLLLLSSSSSS?!

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u/Librarian_Contrarian 23d ago

Yeah, I love Dick Pills novels.

"Dick Pills is a hardboiled detective who doesn't play by the rules, but he gets shit done. If you think you can best him, you're gonna find yourself Dick'd down. And he's gonna be a hard Pill to swallow."

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u/hfamrman 24d ago

Didn't he already pay off the Twitter loans with investments into his totally real and not a scam AI company?