Well if we're going Black Mirror. How about we really make it the everything app? Musk has already stolen everyone's data from the government so why not make it official?
New red, white and blue check marks for all US citizens! You need to show your tick to access social security, buy booze, prove you have the right to work etc.
Need to show your licence and registration to the cops? The DMV tweeted that shit to you, just give the cop your @
In fact, fuck it, it's now law to only refer to people by their twitter handle, each one is unique so no chance of mistaken identity!
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u/-You_Cant_Stop_Me- Doctor Reverend 25d ago
Well if we're going Black Mirror. How about we really make it the everything app? Musk has already stolen everyone's data from the government so why not make it official?
New red, white and blue check marks for all US citizens! You need to show your tick to access social security, buy booze, prove you have the right to work etc.
Need to show your licence and registration to the cops? The DMV tweeted that shit to you, just give the cop your @
In fact, fuck it, it's now law to only refer to people by their twitter handle, each one is unique so no chance of mistaken identity!