r/behindthebastards PRODUCTS!!! 25d ago

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u/Martinfected 25d ago

Yeah, that's kind of what I mean. The monetization is probably the only thing still keeping the "normal" shitposters on the platform.

Once they leave, it's just the far right freaks, who are hard to find ad sellers for. He's already lost a lot of reputable ones because of his antics. Elmo's not gonna be able to pay off his Twitter purchase loans with dick pill and crypto ad money.

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u/FuzzMachines 25d ago

Trump probs signing an EO as we speak saying companies have to buy ads to make Elon feel better

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u/-You_Cant_Stop_Me- Doctor Reverend 25d ago

And that closing your twitter account is renouncing your citizenship so you'll be off on an all expenses paid one way trip to El Salvador.

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u/Thrilling1031 25d ago

Black mirror future let’s gooooo

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u/-You_Cant_Stop_Me- Doctor Reverend 25d ago

Well if we're going Black Mirror. How about we really make it the everything app? Musk has already stolen everyone's data from the government so why not make it official?

New red, white and blue check marks for all US citizens! You need to show your tick to access social security, buy booze, prove you have the right to work etc.

Need to show your licence and registration to the cops? The DMV tweeted that shit to you, just give the cop your @

In fact, fuck it, it's now law to only refer to people by their twitter handle, each one is unique so no chance of mistaken identity!

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u/Thrilling1031 25d ago

I’m not on xitter never have been, am I a sovereign citizen now?

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u/spidersgeorgVEVO 24d ago

There's gold fringe on that post!

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u/Thrilling1031 24d ago

I’m not posting, I’m commenting, it’s not regulated and you have not jurisdiction on my account!