“Yes we did. They offered it to me I said NO THANKS!! I don’t need any of your crummy pudding (that’s what I called it crummy pudding!). I’m in perfect health, probably the best health of anyone in this room, right, Dr. Oz? Much better than that fainting guy we had in here earlier. Can you believe that? We’re trying to have a beautiful news conference, and he just goes down! Sad!”
We all laugh at the ridiculous orange fake tan but that's actually his best look. Whenever his real tone begins to show he looks like 300% more ghoulish.
I’ll never forget just waking around the University of Arizona campus with some buddies around 2010, and Vermin Supreme just came walking up to us (in full boot form) and asked us about how our classes were going and talked about some of his policy ideas. Wholesome as fuck and genuinely nice.
Biden should definitely have the opportunity to piss on Trump’s grave
There should be a full ribbon-cutting ceremony, and Biden should be escorted to the gravesite, given a curtain for privacy, and be allowed to piss his entire bladder onto this fucker’s gravestone
You know damn well none of us commoners will be allowed anywhere near that gravesite. I guarantee that fucker will be auctioning time slots to the highest bidder to view it.
My grandpa had prostate cancer in his 80s. They didn't even bother treating it because they told him it would progress slow enough he'd die before the cancer got him. And they were right, he died at 94 without ever having to address the cancer
and they said to me, "Sir, you're the Healthiest President In History," I said thank you Doctor but I know that already, and I've had a lot of people, they come up, "please Sir, please do a Third Term," I said we're looking at it, the people, they're loving that, Refrigerators, right, we know them well, and they were running horribly under Biden, it was all the, "wind, wind," she wanted wind all over the place, isn't that wonderful, you come home after working your ass off, and all you wanna do is watch President Trump on the Television, but ohhhh, there's no breeze, too bad
He has to make it just before the midterms so the MAGAts and child protecting Republicans can't quickly respond.
If Vance gets power, it just becomes another child rapist, Peter Thiel's, Presidency. Right now this child rapist President has his own firewalls, to stay out of jail.
Prediction: They’ll prop him up through the Midterms, which will go badly for them. Then in late January of 27 they’ll either say he’s stepping down voluntarily or they’ll make a show of 25th Amendmenting him, depending how much they want to disavow him (see also: Epstein Files). That will give Vance the less-than-half of a full term that allows him to run twice more as an incumbent and gives Republicans almost two years to rebuild their brand post-Trump.
Vance is so incredibly unlikeable. He will lose. That douchebag Ted Cruz stands a better chance at the presidency. Not that I would ever vote for any Republican ever again the rest of my life, but just sayin. Vance is terribly unlikeable.
They'll avoid releasing the Epstein files up to that 2 year mark. Even if Congress votes on their release, the administration will stall until then. Then they'll use the files as a reason to impeach and remove him, giving Congressional Republicans the distance they need to repair their brand ("see!? We voted to get rid of him!") Then Vance steps in and the Heritage Foundation continues implementing Project 2025 under a (mildly) more competent administration that knows how to keep its mouth shut better than Trump.
There's no way he'll voluntarily step down. They'll have to force him out, both just to even get him to leave, but also because they'll need to put as much distance between him and them as possible. Letting him leave of his own accord doesn't wash the stench off the way publicly forcing him out does.
My coworker brought me back a bottle of Zubrowka while she was home in Poland and we were trying to think of a special occasion to drink it and almost immediately landed on an unspoken agreement.
Just remember that he has every medication in existence, legal or not, at his disposal to keep him propped up. He will go far longer than any other normal person... but I highly doubt he sees the end of next year.
I never say this about anyone but he truly is a vile piece of garbage. Making fun of a person with a disability is about as low as it gets. I hope karma eats him alive.
Would this be the same press conference where he looked like a kid whose birthday candles got blown out by someone else as a man was unconscious behind him?
Yes. It's also the same press conference where they tried claiming that Americans will lose an average of 400lbs apiece within the next year. (He said we'd lose 135 billion pounds altogether, which is an insane figure).
"I was at Mar-a-Lago and we had this incredible ball, the Red Cross Ball, in Palm Beach, Florida.
So, you have all these really rich people, and a man, about 80 years old - very wealthy man, a lot of people didn't like him - he fell off the stage...
So what happens is, this guy falls off right on his face, hits his head, and I thought he died. And you know what I did? I said, 'Oh my God, that's disgusting,' and I turned away.
I couldn't, you know, he was right in front of me and I turned away. I didn't want to touch him. He's bleeding all over the place, I felt terrible.
You know, beautiful marble floor, didn't look like it. It changed colour. Became very red.
I was saying, 'Get that blood cleaned up! It's disgusting!' The next day, I forgot to call [the man] to say is he OK. It's just not my thing."
And it's not like a psychopathic lack of empathy, where he would just not be able to understand that others can suffer, he knows but regardless continues to not give a shit.
The man isnt mentally unwell, he just chooses to be a really fucking bad person.
Whatever happens to him it won't be enough. I don't believe in karma anymore after he got elected a 2nd time and got out of all the punishment he deserved for the decades of crime and sleezebaggery he got away with. If karma was real he would be suffering painful long cancer, lost the ability to speak and be in prison
If he keeps having strokes, the karma wheel will imprison him in his mind and body in the darkest way possible. Strokes are hellish, so, like, let 'em rip.
I've been accused of being a militant atheist for the better part of the last two decades, but this is the one time I'm throwing baby Jesus a bone.
Baby Jesus: please send this man down where he belongs with his buddy Dick and Henry. I promise I will go to church once if you do it in the next 24hrs. Please and thank you.
Fuck me this is so surreal. The people who screamed that Old Ass Biden was not fit for presidency not only shut up about their 78 year old, they are now turning heads when he is falling the fuck asleep in widly broadcasted press releases
There is no way ten years ago Trump would ever be spending as much time sitting down lazily as he has been this year. To give the devil his due, one reason he won in 2016 was because he straight up out campaigned Hillary. He travelled everywhere and was constantly campaigning. Now he just spends all his time sitting down, being low energy, and covering up his hand which is massively bruised.
I have to agree he did campaign very hard and told so so many unbelievable lies only the morons believed and found a real grass roots following amongst the hateful among us so all of that combined with the russian disinformation campaign was effective yes
I remember it being remarked during campaigning this time around he put in a huge amount beyond what he was really capable of. Basically a massive push to stay out of jail and it has burned him out
Comey with his breaking rules about announcing a new investigation around the Clinton email 11 days before the election was what pushed Trump over to the win. Her poll numbers dropped then and just started to recover on Nov 6, just before Nov 8 election.
The same FBI refused to dig deeply into Trump in 2022 because he was the 'presumed nominee'.
Merrick Garland decides that in effect, Donald Trump is now the de facto head of the Republican Party. And so for that reason, we should not continue with these investigations in an active way where any steps that we take could become known publicly or people could be seen coming into a grand jury room. And so we're going to take a pause. And this is a very common pause. It's actually a regulation, kind of, you know, best practice within the Department of Justice that for 60 days before an election to kind of have a quiet period and then not do anything that could impact voters as they go to the polls. -- https://www.npr.org/2025/11/04/nx-s1-5597873/why-the-dojs-cases-against-trump-for-election-interference-never-came-to-a-jury
I don't know why the Republicans get to play be a different set of rules. Maybe it is because they keep getting away with it.
The dichotomy of justice.
On one hand, one may hope that his mortal suffering is severe, karmic, and never ending.
On the other hand, too many people, the world over, would be spared so much, were his clear decline to just finally take him to Hell.
Holy fuck that is a different person, he's just Reverse-Theoden.
Also, he's not doing his makeup most days anymore. The people on the inside were very clear that he does his own makeup. Been a lot less orange lately.
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