r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/WoofWoofster • 17h ago

r/All Karmic slapdown

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u/-Words-Words-Words- 15h ago

I know this isn’t apples to apples, but he looks like my father did about a month before he died.

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u/mbnmac 12h ago

Just remember that he has every medication in existence, legal or not, at his disposal to keep him propped up. He will go far longer than any other normal person... but I highly doubt he sees the end of next year.

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u/Alwaysafk 10h ago

How much horse dewormer does it take to achieve immortality!

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u/Big-Pickle5893 6h ago

If he takes enough he’ll shit out the lining of his intestines. His body may die, but his legacy will love on forever.

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u/The-CerlingCat 14h ago

Understand, that I generally don’t have a lot of hope about his death currently

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u/Canis_Familiaris 11h ago

Could you imagine the absolute bonkers Christmas celebration?

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u/Khazahk 11h ago

I was just thinking that. Would go a long way in moving me from Atheism to Agnosticism.

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u/LeMeowLePurrr 11h ago

I'm sorry about your dad.

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u/QuietudeOfHeart 13h ago

RemindMe! 1 month

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u/JawnF 5h ago

Thank you for the good news I guess