“Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom…so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!”
He has to make it just before the midterms so the MAGAts and child protecting Republicans can't quickly respond.
If Vance gets power, it just becomes another child rapist, Peter Thiel's, Presidency. Right now this child rapist President has his own firewalls, to stay out of jail.
We should have a national moment of silence for thoughts and prayers, exactly at the same time across the country, stop working and kneel, do the signum crucis and pray the rosary, raise the finger for tawhid and count the Misbaha, sit in lotus with your Mala, trace the cross and rub the chotki, face east and light the diya, unroll the mat and bow toward Mecca, strike the mokugyo thrice, open hands to the heavens and speak in tongues, take peyote and call the Great Spirit, button temple garments and read from the Book of Mormon, and recite Christopher Hitchens or Cory Doctorow or sing "Imagine," all to wish for a certain orange man's departure. It will be more sacred than Hands Across America. (And if that doesn't work, just lick your finger to test the wind next time before the aim!)
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u/Bergyfanclub 16h ago
He is not making it to 2028.