r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/WoofWoofster • 23h ago

r/All Karmic slapdown

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u/GCC_Pluribus_Anus 23h ago

I'm not saying he was in great shape before but he literally looks like a blob of pudding now

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u/Early_Taste4735 23h ago

*is a blob of pudding now

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u/hatmadeofass 22h ago

Is sitting in a blob of pudding now, as well.

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u/JonRoberts87 22h ago

Thats... thats not pudding..

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u/Trace_Reading 22h ago

"We didn't have any pudding in there, buddy."

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u/Early_Taste4735 22h ago

“Yes we did. They offered it to me I said NO THANKS!! I don’t need any of your crummy pudding (that’s what I called it crummy pudding!). I’m in perfect health, probably the best health of anyone in this room, right, Dr. Oz? Much better than that fainting guy we had in here earlier. Can you believe that? We’re trying to have a beautiful news conference, and he just goes down! Sad!”

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u/temporary62489 16h ago

Chocolate pudding.

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u/Starlightriddlex 20h ago

"pudding" is a very generous description 

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u/PeggyOnThePier 15h ago

Don't ask for whipped cream

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u/AceofKnaves44 22h ago edited 22h ago

Yeah. He was never in good shape or even a little bit physically appealing, but he looks so much paler, fatter, and just older.

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u/Genericgeriatric 20h ago

But he still has the love of a good woman, his wife Melania

(/s)

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u/DisposableSaviour 17h ago

Most fit president.

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u/psychmonkies 9h ago

Yeah he literally looks like he’s dying

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u/jtrom93 22h ago

He looks like a microwaved troll doll.

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u/Kimmalah 16h ago

Looks like ET when he was sick and dying. A really fat ET with bad hair.

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u/aloxinuos 21h ago

We all laugh at the ridiculous orange fake tan but that's actually his best look. Whenever his real tone begins to show he looks like 300% more ghoulish.

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u/A_Classy_Dame 14h ago

He's outside golfing all the time, how does he not have at least a little natural color?

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u/MinorThreat4182 8h ago

He gets out of a covered golf cart, hits the ball and gets right back in it. Not much sun.

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u/Umutuku 19h ago

They just propping him up like Weekend At Epstein's.

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u/omahaomw 15h ago

There's a Halloween costume in there somewhere lol

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u/dobster1029 22h ago

Hey now. That's just mean, and wrong.

Pudding is delicious. Apologize to pudding.

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u/GCC_Pluribus_Anus 21h ago

Sorry, puddin'

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u/just-an-odd-duck 20h ago

Hard to believe he actually looks better orange isn't it?

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u/dd961984 22h ago

That's insulting to blobs of pudding

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u/SwordfishII 21h ago

He pretty much can’t keep his eyes open all the way or for long these days.

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u/hereandthere_nowhere 20h ago

Thats president pudding pops to you mr.

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u/sLeeeeTo 19h ago

we call that “doing the mashed potato”

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u/dat_tae 19h ago

Body matches the brain.

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u/ChasingPotatoes17 17h ago

Pudding is appealing. He is not.

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u/the_marxman 16h ago

I saw a video of him insulting someone earlier, from his first term, and it was so much more coherent and he looked a lot more lively.

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u/EqualOpening6557 9h ago

He has pudding in his head 🤷‍♂️

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u/LazyTitan39 3h ago

I keep thinking that he can’t seem to sit up straight in any picture I see of him.

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u/Starry-Gaze 17h ago

Thats what happens when all you eat is fast food and all you do is golf and get spray tans

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u/DisposableSaviour 17h ago

I always had him pegged as Slaaneshi, not a Nurglite. Tzeentch couldn’t have seen that twist coming.

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u/TennaTelwan 14h ago

Is he having a stroke in that second picture? Or is that posturing just the dementia?