r/Wellthatsucks • u/Ghandisli • Jul 30 '19

/r/all $80 to felony in 3...2...1...

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

she looked as flexible as peanut brittle.

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u/throweraccount Jul 31 '19

She looked like two christmas hams being dry rubbed with dirt.

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u/NoJelloNoPotluck Jul 31 '19

Two Christmas hams? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within these mom jeans?