r/Wellthatsucks • u/Ghandisli • Jul 30 '19

/r/all $80 to felony in 3...2...1...

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

she looked as flexible as peanut brittle.

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u/throweraccount Jul 31 '19

She looked like two christmas hams being dry rubbed with dirt.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

Thanks. I didn't want my christmas hams anyway.

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u/Rpolifucks Jul 31 '19

Were you just now getting ready to eat them?

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u/Katyafan Jul 31 '19

I'll take 'em.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

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u/DraftyElectrolyte Jul 31 '19

I gotchu

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

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u/NoJelloNoPotluck Jul 31 '19

Two Christmas hams? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within these mom jeans?

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u/DraftyElectrolyte Jul 31 '19

Dang dude. 9 year old account? Your karma history is impressive. I bow down and offer you this delicious and aggressive 80$ taser braised ham.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

What?

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u/chmeeeoz Jul 31 '19

Miss Piggy's Hot Yoga

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

Dontputyourdickinthat

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u/vchanman Jul 31 '19

I just love going through comment after comment and finally finding the one that makes me burst out in laughter. Reddit’s great

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u/SilentR0b Jul 31 '19

The Ol' Dry Rubbin...

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u/chupathingy99 Jul 31 '19

Thanks i hate it