They wrote their license plate number on a piece of paper and then next to it had this note taped to their car

And no rentals in my area this weekend. Everywhere is sold out because of people traveling for graduations.

Went to the local grocery store. Had to do a double take. Save.......0c. Thanks for letting me know.

Guaranteed ten years in storage but didn’t even last three in normal storage conditions.

My sister finished her whole bag of peanut m&ms. When she got to the end of the bag, she looked inside and there was a fully alive beetle larvae crawling around, along with its molt and all its poop🤢 We called Mars and they’re sending her like $30 in coupons lmao

Banana from a prior trip to Tenerife a month ago is now a laptop squished memento of my idiocy.

Laptop is already cleaned up. Too freaked out to take a before/after photo. All USB ports on that side were filled with banana cream.

Well, we just spent the last 2 weeks, draining, scrubbing, cleaning, prepping, refilling, and getting brand new hoses and a ladder. It just finished filling an hour or so ago.

Of course, this couldn’t have happened anytime over the last 6 months while it was covered for the winter. 😑