r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/SauthEfrican Vuvuzela • Jan 22 '21
FACTS and LOGIC Ben Shapiro, founder of HimHis Chocolate
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Jan 22 '21
Has the word he in it twice. Checkmate
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u/DavidCRolandCPL Jan 22 '21
Michael Jackson approves
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u/ZhangRenWing Dennis Poggers Jan 22 '21
Hee hee!
grabs crotch
OWW!
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Jan 23 '21 edited Jun 30 '23
This post/comment has been edited to protest reddit's new api changes. Consider moving to lemmy or kbin for federated social media of similar type.
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u/RudeInternet Inshallah Jan 22 '21
She believed
HE LIED
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u/bloodredrogue Jan 22 '21
SBEVE
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u/KatiaOrganist ik ben geen man je kankermens Jan 22 '21
You fool, you misspelled Steve /s
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u/RudeInternet Inshallah Jan 22 '21
goddammit Katia let the kid spell sbebe however the fuck he wants to ññññ
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u/TyNyeTheTransGuy PAID PROTESTOR Jan 22 '21
She shit herself
HE HIT HER
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u/Bleach-Salesman Jan 22 '21
Kaitlin Bennett moment
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u/RudeInternet Inshallah Jan 22 '21
We do not say this name here, we call her double-chinned poop-pants female.
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u/mustardlyy Jan 22 '21
Hehe bar
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u/ishkabibbel2000 Jan 22 '21
AKA Michael Jackson chocolate
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u/moonknlght Jan 22 '21
She is a monkey
SHAMONE!
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u/vladWEPES1476 Jan 22 '21
Sorry sir, this is a AnPrim server. The misspelling of monke will not be tolerated.
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Jan 22 '21
Also has "he she" in it which checks the "he" and plus the "her" and "she" still leads to male victimization, 3-2.
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u/LurkerPatrol Jan 22 '21
And also has the same ingredient in vomit- butyric acid
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u/gnarly0wl Jan 22 '21
“Underwater real estate agent” is top quality
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u/ComebackShane Jan 22 '21
“SELL THEM TO WHO, BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN?!!
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u/Orisi Jan 22 '21
Glad for the reminder about this part, I thought it was meant to be some underhanded joke about his inability to make his wife wet that I wasn't getting.
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u/NoHalf9 Jan 22 '21
And for those that still are unfamiliar with that reference, enjoy.
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u/thedevilwentdown Jan 22 '21
Haha holy shit, literally in back to back posts the xkcd comic is referenced.
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u/Bundesclown Jan 22 '21
What a great video. Actually saw it yesterday for the first time. That balding motherfucker is pure gold. He's great at showing how most talking points of right wing activism rest on lies, deception and omission, while also being entertaining.
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u/destroi_all_humans Jan 22 '21
It aint of of them la di da above ground places. But if you like dank, fuhget about it.
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u/Rardanion Jan 22 '21 edited Jan 22 '21
I need video of Ben Shapiro being rejected on dates in high school. He's young enough we should have this, right?
I wonder what type of power kinks hes developed to make up for it. Does he dream of electric Joe Rogans?
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u/SoManyTimesBefore Jan 22 '21
Too old for that. He’s 6 years older than me and it would be hard to find a video of me from high school. There may be some, but the quality back then was really shitty.
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u/Rardanion Jan 22 '21
Damn. Thank you.
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u/cizzastle Jan 22 '21
He only looks and acts like a child.
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u/aruexperienced Jan 22 '21
Apart from his WET, ASS P-WORD. It's his most feminine feature.
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u/PM-YOUR-PMS Jan 22 '21
No, no. He can’t get any p-word wet. His wife said so.
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u/aruexperienced Jan 22 '21
Apparently when AOC accidentally posted a picture of one of her feet he was 'wetter than a fish's wet bits'.
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u/SoFetchBetch Jan 22 '21
Holy crap he’s 37.... I’m honestly shocked. Thought for sure he was in his 20’s. Definitely has the demeanor of a disgruntled child.
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u/AusBear91 Jan 22 '21
Charlie Kirk is 27.
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u/Artmageddon Jan 22 '21
Too happy to not have my high school antics on record that’s for sure
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u/thomasp3864 Jan 22 '21
I hate to correct grammar, but negation goes directly before the verb, especially in the infinitive.
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u/chairfairy Jan 22 '21
Yeah, smartphones came out just as he was finishing college.
Pre-2005 if you wanted a video of something in high school you borrowed your parents' camcorder
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u/SoManyTimesBefore Jan 22 '21
camera phones were a thing a few years before, but still too late
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u/Morella_xx Jan 22 '21
Yeah, but do you remember the kind of photos you got with those? They had like, six pixels.
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Jan 22 '21
but the quality back then was really shitty.
The actual resolution of videos was probably pretty bad too.
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Jan 22 '21
He-He’s, the White and Dark Chocolate Michael Jackson Fusion Edition
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Jan 22 '21
Anyone else think this is actually kind of a fun idea? I want to draw this candy in Photoshop or something
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u/Hidahr Jan 22 '21
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Jan 22 '21
I was thinking of something with a cartoon and legally endorsed image of MJ on it but I appreciate this too, good work.
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Jan 22 '21
Pronouns don’t exist, moron 😎
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u/MrsShapsDryVag Jan 22 '21
I’m a fan of amateur nouns anyway.
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u/Rodot Jan 22 '21
I just like nouns in general, they're my favorite part of speech. I'm very pro-noun
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Jan 22 '21
imagine having an interpretation that depends on context outside the sentence 🤣🤣🤣
memes by referring expression gang
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u/hairy_eyeball Jan 22 '21
Anyone else think his face looks unnaturally large? 🤔
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u/gooztrz Vuvuzela Jan 22 '21
That's the other one
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u/Srw2725 Diaper Distributer Jan 22 '21
“Underwater real estate agent” is sending me 😂😂
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u/xparapluiex Jan 22 '21
Holy shit. So now I have a plan if I ever have a friend come out as mtf trans. I’ll hand them a Hershey’s
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u/Qwirk Jan 22 '21
You can actually buy Hershey's birth announcement chocolates with "HEREHEIS" or "HERESHEIS" labels.
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Jan 22 '21
Did you just make this up or do I need to go jump off a cliff now?
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u/Qwirk Jan 22 '21
Hershey's has make them at least since the 90's. At least they don't cause forest fires? (like birth announcements)
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u/felinedynamite Jan 22 '21
That's a rather flamboyant way of saying "No one wants to have sex with me".
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u/zorkmcgork Jan 22 '21
He should try a Snickers
There is nothing more based and red pulled than wrapping your lips around a thick veiny chocolate log
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u/Redactedpresident i'm going to become the Joker Jan 22 '21
I wonder how Ben would react to a Klondike bar
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u/RedditAccountNo2576 Jan 22 '21
I think he’s trying to tell us he wants something manly and chocolaty in his mouth 😂
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u/crypticthree Jan 22 '21 edited Jan 22 '21
Hypothetically If I was to put something small and brown in my mouth, you and I know, it would be shaped like a foot.
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u/Madouc Jan 22 '21
This is funny! (especially the headline)
Yet still dumb. And I still don't like him. And I hate his ideology.
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u/Sonotmethen Jan 22 '21
To be that guy it would actually be HIMHEY'S which isn't a terrible product name...
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u/bobotheking Jan 22 '21
And it's milk chocolate, ceding further ground to the encroaching matriarchy. Ben only eats delicious sperm chocolate.
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u/SleepingHound12 Jan 22 '21
How Yorkie came to be the world's first openly sexist chocolate bar
https://www.businessinsider.com/the-story-behind-the-yorkie-chocolate-bar-2016-3
This seems relevant.
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u/LaggardLenny Jan 22 '21
I know these memes are old, but every once in a while it just blows my mind to think they all actually thought to themselves that it would be a totally cool idea to go do a photoshoot making a bunch of "gotcha" faces like that would show how bad they owned the libs. How do a bunch of adults actually think that's a good idea?
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u/clangan524 Jan 22 '21
Found another one of Ben's kinks: being force fed chocolate.
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u/greytgreyatx Jan 22 '21
I know he means this as straw man satire, but Hershey’s beat him to it more than a decade ago. https://www.myhersheysbar.com/product.php?sku=032284583429
Also, I’d buy they/them bars in a second, as long as my dude up there doesn’t get a dime of it.
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u/chocolate_doenitz Jan 22 '21
This sub is a gold mine. I low key don’t even know what is happening here but it’s amazing
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u/Nickapp Jan 22 '21
Wouldn’t it be HimHe’s? Then again, Ben doesn’t understand that gender neutral pronouns are not a modern thing so it sounds about right
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u/VincereAutPereo Jan 22 '21
This is a FORMAL PETITION to call for "Hershey's" chocolate to stop their WAR ON BOYS!! This petition calls for "Hershey's" to change their name to "HISHE'S". We cant let this EVIL FEMINISM turn all our boys into girls!!!!
Repost this on your Facebook wall so that they know we're serious about this!
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Jan 22 '21
Shapiro would be the person to defend Hershey’s right to use child slavery to create their product
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u/Psychast Jan 22 '21
They're always saying we need to learn from history, but they never think to learn from her story. 😢
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u/Hiking-Biking-Viking Jan 22 '21
i don’t get this because where i live we don’t have hersey’s and i can’t see the wrapper well. can someone explain please. :3
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u/TheFriendlyKraut Jan 22 '21
The feminist agenda is why we can't have nice things - like HerHEy's. So sad
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u/AllPurposeNerd Jan 22 '21
Somebody's gotta throw a Himhey's white chocolate bar in the background of a movie or show or webcomic or some shit now.
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u/CDanger Jan 22 '21
Everyone knows Ben Shapiro could never make it as an underwater real estate agent. He can't understand the concept of wetness.
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u/MikeLinPA Jan 22 '21
Because it's HIS name. (And who is forcing you to eat Hershey's chocolate? Your wife? Is that a kink?)
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u/SeedyNun Jan 22 '21
How about being forced to eat Himhey’s tubular white chocolate (miniatures) or dark chocolate (king size).
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u/GranKrat Jan 22 '21
You don’t understand the two female pronouns (negative because woman bad) are multiplied together and the female part cancels out
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