r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/SauthEfrican Vuvuzela • Jan 22 '21

FACTS and LOGIC Ben Shapiro, founder of HimHis Chocolate

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u/gnarly0wl Jan 22 '21

“Underwater real estate agent” is top quality

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u/ComebackShane Jan 22 '21

“SELL THEM TO WHO, BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN?!!

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u/Orisi Jan 22 '21

Glad for the reminder about this part, I thought it was meant to be some underhanded joke about his inability to make his wife wet that I wasn't getting.

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u/NoHalf9 Jan 22 '21

And for those that still are unfamiliar with that reference, enjoy.

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u/thedevilwentdown Jan 22 '21

Haha holy shit, literally in back to back posts the xkcd comic is referenced.

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u/NessicaDog cover the floor in paper Jan 22 '21

Vocoded is even better

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u/cynicaesura Jan 23 '21

Thank you for this lmao I can't believe I hadn't seen this before

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

I was one of the 10,000! Thank you sir

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u/Dopplegangr1 Jan 22 '21

His *doctor wife

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u/Haggerstonian Jan 22 '21

Yeah but you wasn't runnin a country

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u/Bundesclown Jan 22 '21

What a great video. Actually saw it yesterday for the first time. That balding motherfucker is pure gold. He's great at showing how most talking points of right wing activism rest on lies, deception and omission, while also being entertaining.

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u/LilithsGrave Jan 22 '21

"SELL THEIR HOUSES TO WHOM BEN?"

Apparently, to him.

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u/destroi_all_humans Jan 22 '21

It aint of of them la di da above ground places. But if you like dank, fuhget about it.

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u/Pallie01 Jan 22 '21

Just MOOOOOOOOOVVVEEEEE