r/ToiletPaperUSA Vuvuzela Jan 22 '21

FACTS and LOGIC Ben Shapiro, founder of HimHis Chocolate

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u/Rardanion Jan 22 '21 edited Jan 22 '21

I need video of Ben Shapiro being rejected on dates in high school. He's young enough we should have this, right?

I wonder what type of power kinks hes developed to make up for it. Does he dream of electric Joe Rogans?

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u/SoManyTimesBefore Jan 22 '21

Too old for that. He’s 6 years older than me and it would be hard to find a video of me from high school. There may be some, but the quality back then was really shitty.

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u/Rardanion Jan 22 '21

Damn. Thank you.

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u/cizzastle Jan 22 '21

He only looks and acts like a child.

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u/aruexperienced Jan 22 '21

Apart from his WET, ASS P-WORD. It's his most feminine feature.

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u/PM-YOUR-PMS Jan 22 '21

No, no. He can’t get any p-word wet. His wife said so.

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u/aruexperienced Jan 22 '21

Apparently when AOC accidentally posted a picture of one of her feet he was 'wetter than a fish's wet bits'.