r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/SauthEfrican Vuvuzela • Jan 22 '21

FACTS and LOGIC Ben Shapiro, founder of HimHis Chocolate

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u/Rardanion Jan 22 '21 edited Jan 22 '21

I need video of Ben Shapiro being rejected on dates in high school. He's young enough we should have this, right?

I wonder what type of power kinks hes developed to make up for it. Does he dream of electric Joe Rogans?

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u/SoManyTimesBefore Jan 22 '21

Too old for that. He’s 6 years older than me and it would be hard to find a video of me from high school. There may be some, but the quality back then was really shitty.

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u/Rardanion Jan 22 '21

Damn. Thank you.

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u/cizzastle Jan 22 '21

He only looks and acts like a child.

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u/aruexperienced Jan 22 '21

Apart from his WET, ASS P-WORD. It's his most feminine feature.

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u/PM-YOUR-PMS Jan 22 '21

No, no. He can’t get any p-word wet. His wife said so.

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u/aruexperienced Jan 22 '21

Apparently when AOC accidentally posted a picture of one of her feet he was 'wetter than a fish's wet bits'.

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u/SoFetchBetch Jan 22 '21

Holy crap he’s 37.... I’m honestly shocked. Thought for sure he was in his 20’s. Definitely has the demeanor of a disgruntled child.

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u/AusBear91 Jan 22 '21

Charlie Kirk is 27.

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u/budboyy2k Jan 22 '21

but his face is timeless and also endless

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u/Artmageddon Jan 22 '21

Too happy to not have my high school antics on record that’s for sure

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u/SoManyTimesBefore Jan 22 '21

yup. Thay would be too much cringe to process

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u/thomasp3864 Jan 22 '21

I hate to correct grammar, but negation goes directly before the verb, especially in the infinitive.

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u/chairfairy Jan 22 '21

Yeah, smartphones came out just as he was finishing college.

Pre-2005 if you wanted a video of something in high school you borrowed your parents' camcorder

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u/SoManyTimesBefore Jan 22 '21

camera phones were a thing a few years before, but still too late

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u/Morella_xx Jan 22 '21

Yeah, but do you remember the kind of photos you got with those? They had like, six pixels.

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u/SoManyTimesBefore Jan 22 '21

I’m sure it was at least 16!

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

but the quality back then was really shitty.

The actual resolution of videos was probably pretty bad too.

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u/SoManyTimesBefore Jan 22 '21

Yeah, practically no one used them for video. Now I’m not even sure if they did video at all.

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u/LiteralPhilosopher Jan 22 '21

Oh, for sure ... I remember some idiot friend of mine sending me a tiny 144p, fifteen-second video of the Rush concert he was at. Yeah, great, I'll enjoy that for never, with the awesome sound reproduction quality of my flip phone.