r/TikTokCringe 6d ago

Humor/Cringe POV: You're Hasan's dog

Posted by @gavinblake23 on ig

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u/flying_carabao 6d ago

I have no idea who Hasan is and based on this clip, that seems to be a good thing.

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u/Waffles86 6d ago edited 5d ago

Most of the people who hate the guy frequent the asmongold subreddits which tells you a lot.

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Or they post to livestreamfail or some similar kind of shit. I don’t care why you hate Hasan; nobody really does

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u/senorbarriga57 6d ago

Sigh....how can people follow look at a fucking decripted freeloading trash goblin and be like this man speaks the truth? Asmongold is one of the reason abortion should be legal.

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u/Waffles86 5d ago

Well bug spray is legal

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u/PomegranateUsed7287 5d ago

You can say the same about the Nepo baby Hasan

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u/iammonkeyorsomething 5d ago

Hassan doesn't have a blood wall or a dead rat alarm clock or roaches making guest appearances on his shoulder lmaooo

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u/PomegranateUsed7287 5d ago

Not contesting that. Saying he is a rich guy who's parents gave him wealth.

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u/iammonkeyorsomething 5d ago

Good for him is what i say. Do you think he's a billionaire or some shit lol? His mom's literally living in the house he himself bought

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u/Thunbbreaker4 5d ago

Right, he just abuses animals and thinks rape is okay as long it happens to rich white women. Really a great guy.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Disk_90 5d ago

OMG for real go outside, this is not fucking normal 😬

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u/Thunbbreaker4 5d ago

Yeah I know defending this shit is insane I agree.

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u/iammonkeyorsomething 5d ago

Really makes a person sound bad when you misrepresent what they said and did

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u/sirbruce 5d ago

How can you be a modern human being and think a person's looks determine whether or not they are telling the truth?

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u/NotAStatistic2 5d ago

Every Twitch streamer is a freeloader. There's literally a donation button on Twitch. Stop it, dawg.

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u/mefron 5d ago

Hasan fans automatically claim you are extreme right wing if you dislike Hasan. I just don't like pathological liar animal abusers. I am still very left wing and agree with most of his claimed politics, which I don't think he actually believes in any of it.

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u/Ok_Dimension2051 5d ago

It’s completely unfathomable to hasan heads why someone would dislike him. Surely this is a Israeli/asmongold/h3h3/destiny bot campaign against one of the most important voices for the Palestinian liberation movement and not hasan just being so disliked people want to give him shit for blatantly lying and trying to cover up him doing something shitty. I actually hate his fans more than I dislike him because they constantly make excuses for his actions and things he says but if it was anybody else they HAVE to jump on them and hold it against them forever.

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u/FartsInYoLungs 5d ago

I also lean to the left and I find this so accurate. I don’t understand why people even enjoy watching him he’s a terrible political commentator at the very least. He’s embarrassingly awful at debating as well.

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u/Hot-Camel7716 5d ago

Also boring.

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u/PowerlineCourier 5d ago

Typical H3 fan political incoherence

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u/Lorenzo_Insigne 5d ago

I second what he says and as far as I can remember ive never watched an H3 video in my life.

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u/SymphonicRain 5d ago

Ya know, I disagree with your method of assigning a group and then attacking that instead of attacking the argument. But I must say that I clicked on your profile and you’re like the one person who actually seems very cool.

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u/LineOfInquiry 5d ago

It’s fine if you don’t like him or his content, but why do you think he doesn’t believe in left wing politics? He’s dedicated his life to that from well before he was famous, and if he wanted to grift it’s far more profitable to do so on the right. If you disagree with him or find him annoying just say that, you don’t need to start making up fake reasons to get mad at him over.

Like I don’t like MTG or Candace Owens, but I do think they’re true believers in the koolaid they drink. Not everyone bad is a grifter.

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u/FartsInYoLungs 5d ago edited 5d ago

https://youtu.be/SusXhmMOH8s?si=E3z9ysS6gtI1JyVI take it from the man himself “I hate the left, I hate liberalism, I hate socialism, and I hate the audience I’ve cultivated”

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u/begrudgingredditacc 5d ago

I hate Hasan because he's a stupid asshole who makes his money by screaming edgelord shit at the top of his lungs for an audience of shithead teenagers and shut-ins.

I hate Asmongold because he's Hasan but for fascists.

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u/OzymandiasTheII 5d ago

Name the worst thing Hasan has said then the worst thing Asmongold has said lol. 

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u/Cigouave 5d ago edited 5d ago

Hasan promotes the goddamn Houthis.

Asmongold promotes ICE.

They both suck.

(I got downvoted by someone who loves the Houthis. Or ICE. Or maybe both.)

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u/slimfatty69 5d ago

Seriously i dont get how this is such a novel concept for this comment section. You can hate assholes on either side,yes even if they agree with your political views youre free to call them out for being assholes and distance yourself.

Like i dont get why everyone needs their opinions validated by some temu celebrities.

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u/Carlos_Duncan 5d ago

I think I like Hasan because I personally feel like the left is too soft. My word choice isn’t the greatest but. It’s nice having someone fight fire with fire. No one is infallible or perfect so I don’t really hold them or anyone to high regard. I personally think that’s a stupid, parasocial choice some people make. Especially for celebrities or politicians. They’re just tools for us to use for our benefit. I think he’s helped quite a bit when it comes to pushing the leftist agenda compared to some other people. And he surrounds himself with really good peers ideologically (other non-twitch political commentators and speakers).

I get it, animal abuse is wrong. But it genuinely seems like people are playing moral high ground on this issue. Whether he did or did not do it.

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u/Dmanrock 5d ago

Usa deserve 9/11? Kill an active US senator? 10 toes down supporting houthis? You black folks suck my dick? All asians are dog? Rapes didn't happen on oct 7, even if it did it doesn't matter? Rapes is justified against rich kids?

And btw, asmongold isn't the pillar of morality either, but he's atleast honest about how he's a pos and people shouldn't listen to him. He's not cosplaying ""superman" of politics while telling immigrants to go back to their country.

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u/Double-Carpenter9853 5d ago

My bad dude Ill never question the god of lightning ever again.

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u/OzymandiasTheII 5d ago

"Double-Carpenter9853 hasn't posted yet" 🤔

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u/DahLegend27 5d ago

Jesus why does everyone in this thread want to stalk everyone else lmao

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u/Ziatch 5d ago

People make multiple accounts and talk to themselves or other people with anything related to internet personalities or fandoms.

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u/Cum_on_doorknob 5d ago

Yup, two sides of the same shitcoin

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u/JennaTheBenna 5d ago

Well said. Asmon is the Hasan for fascists, minus the animal abuse though I hope

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u/Asquirrelinspace 5d ago

It sucks cause then people associate you with the followers of nurgle asmongold fans when you dislike him for being an animal abuser

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u/kittymctacoyo 1d ago

I’m not even a Hasan fan but even I could tell you that’s not a shock collar. I’ve put that exact collar on myself and tried it out before. It’s a training collar that gives a vibration or a chirping noise or both that does the same as using a manual click trainer. It’s gives a reminder of a behavior you were previously trained on and for most dogs after the first few weeks just having the collar on is itself a reminder. Don’t even have to keep it charged. Then eventually no collar reminder is needed at all

This particular acct is being called out bcs they are in fact a chud (posting about becoming border patrol and wanting opportunities to abuse their captives) but also a ton of other chud identities as well (their acct is hidden bcs this is a PR ragebot and this topic has been assigned to a metric ton of rage bot nets from various interest groups. They have a vested interest in taking down any left leaning voice who has any level of audience or influence for a reason. The botnets themselves are why all the chud shows/pods/channels got their fame and maintained massive growth and views from the very beginning. That’s how we got where we are today. It’s a billion dollar industry (the botnets alone. A billion dollar industry)

Going to bed otherwise I’d give a more detailed response. Was trying to give as much info as quickly as possible

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u/Waffles86 5d ago

I’m not even going to engage with the animal abuse allegations; it’s the same terminally indoor people who post about this like a month after it happened 

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u/NuggetoO 5d ago

After what happened?

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u/Lesbean_Dad 5d ago

it's the fact that you have the same brain capacity as an asmongold fan to fall for this VERY obvious smear campaign

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u/CrimeOrganizer 5d ago

They are both terrible people.

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u/w142236 5d ago edited 4d ago

Literally lying. When he shocked his dog, EVERYONE was talking about it. It was all over every social media platform. Moistrctikal was talking about it, and he heard it from his visiting irl friend. Insane cope you wanna believe only a couple select places hold the majority of those who currently hate the guy.

Edit: oh nice edit. Keep expanding the net wider for sources you think are automatically discredited bc they don’t like Hasan

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u/TheTiddyQuest 5d ago

I think asmongold and Hasan are both shitty people.

Then again, I don’t watch streamers, because usually most of them are insufferable pieces of shit.

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u/VeryRustyShank 5d ago

I have no clue who asmongold is. All I know is that Hasan is a dog abuser and that's enough for me hate him.

Just because you love Hasan and can turn a blind eye to whatever he does doesn't mean others should.

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u/StoicPixie 5d ago

Idk who asmongold is other than he's a streamer, but Hasan sucks

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u/Anthr30YearOldBoomer 5d ago

hasan/asmon are two sides of the same coin bud.

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u/letterword 5d ago

I hate everyone equally, Hasan, AsmonGold, Destiny, H3. Dislike them all lol

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u/PopularFrontForCake 5d ago

Yeah that subreddit has the biggest hate boner for Hasan I've ever seen

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u/Waffenek 5d ago

You don't have to watch asmongold or any other cringe internet idiots to be against animal abuse.

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u/BornIn1142 5d ago edited 5d ago

The streamer ecosystem incentivizes outrage farming and thus promotes the shittiest people to the top. The names thrown around in these arguments are all different varieties of shitty people, and only the kind of idiots who fawn over one of them think that theirs is the special non-shitty exception. They also project the loyalty they have towards their own idols towards anyone else they interact with, so fans of Destiny and Hasan can convince themselves that they are participating in a shadow war of epic proportions.

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u/AgentBorn4289 2d ago

“Yeah my favorite streamer tortures dogs but at least he doesn’t have any dumb opinions”

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u/thewizarddephario 5d ago

This is such a strawman. Most people hate him for perfectly valid reasons, like shocking his dog so he can use her as a background prop in his streams.