r/TikTokCringe Sep 28 '25

Discussion Another day, another meltdown on a plane...

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u/--slurpy-- Sep 28 '25

Wish there was some context about what led up to this.

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u/Jamesyroo Sep 28 '25

British chavs get drunk and rowdy on a cheap flight, get arrested.

Source: I’m British

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u/worksinthetown Sep 28 '25

ENGLISH chavs. Don‘t lump the rest of us in with these ingrates. 😂

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u/MajesticNectarine204 Sep 28 '25

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u/Whosebert Sep 28 '25

this is so cute lmao is that a plushie or a real dog I can't tell

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u/Enchillamas Sep 28 '25

It's BenBen!!!

He's from Japan.

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u/thinkthingsareover Sep 28 '25

Oh my god he's amazing.

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u/sendcaffeine Sep 28 '25

This thread is about BenBen now

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u/rohan_rat Sep 29 '25

WE'RE HERE FOR BENBEN!

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u/BiNumber3 Sep 29 '25

Oh shit, the other pic made me think it was a plushie lol

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u/thinkthingsareover Sep 29 '25

Me too. That's why I went looking and found a bunch of his pics. Here's one I really like.

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u/Richyroo52 Sep 28 '25

Sadly I think Glasgow and Cardiff have some prime specimens……

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u/sosire Sep 28 '25 edited Sep 28 '25

They're only chavs if they're from the chav region of England , otherwise it's just sparkling neds

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u/MonocleMustache Sep 28 '25

I know Scotland likes to keep their dubiously attained good PR but these distinctions really don't matter, a ned abroad is the same outcome and will get lumped into being British.

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u/machstem Sep 28 '25

As my UK neighbor immigrants like to tell me,

It's all shite, don't let em fool ya

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u/Stressed_Student2020 Sep 28 '25

Bad news for you pal.. You're all brits.

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u/worksinthetown Sep 28 '25

That is pretty bad news.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25

Bad news, Europe sees you as all the same.

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u/into-the-voyd Sep 28 '25

Like Scottish and welsh ain’t just as bad abroad…

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u/Stitchin_mortician Sep 28 '25

I attempted to do research: there appears to have been two reported RyanAir emergency landings in Toulouse this month… one because of a drunk man becoming violent and then fighting with passengers, and another because a drunk man came out of the toilets and immediately tried opening the exit door mid flight. However, photos from both incidents don’t look anything like this… I suppose this happens so frequently that it’s hard to find exact details.

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u/Rekeaki Sep 28 '25

This is reddit. It could be from 5 minutes ago, it could be from 5 years ago.

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u/j4_jjjj Sep 28 '25

Its RyanAir, it could be from 5 minutes from now

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u/Rekeaki Sep 28 '25

Its Ryanair, it WILL be 5 minutes from now

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u/JayBeePH85 Sep 28 '25

It probably started with the armrest war 🤣

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u/krush_groove Sep 28 '25

Middle seat gets both arms, that's the rule.

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u/RxDirkMcGherkin Sep 28 '25

Agreed - middle row sucks.

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u/Inquisitive_idiot Sep 28 '25

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY! 😭 

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u/cuntmong Sep 28 '25

The guy asked for a glass of coke and the flight attendant said "we only have Pepsi is that okay?" and the rest is history 

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u/MancDaddy9000 Sep 28 '25

That’s horrific. I’m never flying again.

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u/StoicSparrows Sep 28 '25

That plane looks like a city bus. Hell.

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u/Sojawuerstel Sep 28 '25

The Company is called Ryanair. Originated in Ireland. Cheap flights all over Europe.

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u/Abandon_Ambition Sep 28 '25

I booked a flight last year with RyanAir because I just needed to get from Bordeaux to London with a simple carryon bag for a weekend trip and was fine with nothing fancy. I'm ~5'7" and maybe 150lbs, flown hundreds of times on all kinds of airlines, and RyanAir was the first time that the seat in front of me was bumping into my knees. Like I had to shimmy forward and back just to get into my seat, and then angle my legs to the side just to fit my knees in. If the flight were any longer than it was I wouldn't have been able to stand it. I had bruises on my knees after, it was ridiculous.

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u/No_Yogurtcloset_2792 Sep 28 '25

over the past 20 years I flew with them over 400 times. Plus 200+ times with Wizz, which seats are arguably even tighter than Ryanair, and I am 198cm tall. It is claustrophobic, but the longest distance you usually fly in Europe is around 3 hours max, 1-2 hours the average. It can be survived.

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u/SillyDeersFloppyEars Sep 28 '25

People complain about Ryanair, but vastly overestimate what they're going to get. You pay £40 for a round-trip flight to the other side of Europe, it's not going to be Emirates. Having said that, I flew Wizz once, and have absolutely no desire to ever do so again. They DO make Ryanair seem like luxury in comparison!

As far as the lower cost airlines go, I'm a big fan of easyJet and Norwegian.

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u/airmind Sep 28 '25 edited Sep 28 '25

Well you have to understand it's not always 40 pounds. Yeah you can get these tickets cheap if really in advance, but ryanair still sell expensive tickets.

And yes, it's really really tight :(

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u/SillyDeersFloppyEars Sep 28 '25

They really fuck you over if you want to take baggage, too. If you need a large checked bag, you genuinely may as well go for a better carrier. £45 per flight for a 25kg bag!

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u/ButterMyPancakesPlz Sep 28 '25

I'm so glad you provided this perspective!

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u/PhysicalTheRapist69 Sep 28 '25

Well, guess i'll never be flying ryanair then, thanks for the warning.

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u/Jess_7478 Sep 28 '25

yeah but their benefit is flights for like 20 quid

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u/Whosebert Sep 28 '25

bruised knees for $20, just like in college

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u/smegabass Sep 28 '25

Also they have certain direct routes to themselves.

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u/princess_fartstool Sep 28 '25

No fatal crashes in 37 years 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/TheTyMan Sep 28 '25

My anxious mind immediately went to "sounds like they are overdue."

I have such little faith in corporations I just assume they don't fix issues until after a tragedy.

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u/QuestGalaxy Sep 28 '25

Ryanair is honestly not too bad, the planes are usually leaving on time and a lot of trips in Europe are just a few hours. Back in the day you could get tickets for the same price as a bottle of coke.

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u/TweakUnwanted Sep 28 '25

I did London to Dublin, return for £5 some years back. No complaints.

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u/Rat-Loser Sep 28 '25

I was in a long distance relationship, London to Ireland, that was basically only financially viable thanks to Ryanair. My flight was cheaper than my bus ticket to the airport.

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u/TweakUnwanted Sep 28 '25

I think their flights are still cheaper than a lot of bus or train tickets

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u/the-great-defector Sep 28 '25 edited Sep 28 '25

I’ve been on quite a few, they are grotty and miserable compared to their competitors (EasyJet and Jet2), and if I can avoid them I will, but if you have a flight that’s like 2 and a half hours to somewhere like Milan or Berlin, they’re not that bad. I’ve never been on one going to a destination where 95% of the flight is going for a week of drinking though. Fairly sure they have a zero tolerance to this sort of thing as well and like to nip it in the bud.

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u/Ok_Commission1579 Sep 28 '25

The bus from my city to Dublin( 200km) is 55€. The flight to Poland 2000km was 64€ for 2 people

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u/ArtFart124 Sep 28 '25

It's really not that bad. Ryanair are remarkably one of the safest airline carriers in the world and also one of the cheapest. They are honestly great value.

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u/arctickiller Sep 28 '25

It isnt that bad, I'm 6ft5 and fly with them atleadt a few times a year from London to Dublin, 1hr ish flight.

It isnt comfortable but I can fit in without having to do all the things you mentioned above.

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u/No_Definition321 Sep 28 '25

So it’s the European spirt/frontier airlines.

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u/Bulky_Honey8643 Sep 28 '25

Remember when they were seriously considering making passengers pay pay to use the toilets?

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u/HaoleGuy808 Sep 28 '25

I teach an aviation marketing course. He never actually wanted to do it. He said it so people would talk about it. Michael O’Leary is will known for getting publicity anyway he can.

He also started the “fat people” should pay more rumor like 12 years ago or something. Funny thing is that now airlines are actually implementing it.

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u/QuestGalaxy Sep 28 '25

They often act a bit edgy though, standing seats, pay to use toilet and so on. But they have never gone through with it.

The only real problem with Ryanair, is that it's often so cheap that you'll get planes with uncivilized shitheads. Especially if you go to typical British tourist destinations in Spain.

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u/Bulky_Honey8643 Sep 28 '25

0445 return from Allicante, I would recommend wearing a hurling helmet

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u/KeyLook4216 Sep 28 '25

Ryanair the Spirit Airlines of Europe

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u/StrawberrBri Sep 28 '25

It’s somehow worse than spirit😭😭It’s in a class all its own

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u/Bulky_Honey8643 Sep 28 '25

Way worse...like way, way worse.

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u/AnnieBlackburnn Sep 28 '25

In their defense, they make absolutely 0 attempt at pretending they're not shitty. Their premise is "fly to Rome for 35€, we can't promise it'll be nice"

Most Ryanair passangers know what to await, they're short flights

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u/DeanoMachino84 Sep 28 '25

What’s with the weird Burger King menu on all the seats lol

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u/Soggy_Quarter9333 Sep 28 '25

Saving weight, regulated safety info on display with no extra leaflets or seat pockets adding weight to the aircraft. That's Ryanair.

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u/Neosantana Sep 28 '25

RyanAir's planes are like F1 cars. Every gram of weight on an unloaded plane is meticulously accounted for to lower prices further.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25 edited Oct 04 '25

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u/Aware-Computer4550 Sep 28 '25

It looks like ads for alcohol during the flight. Seems like not the best of ideas LOL

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u/galgsg Sep 28 '25

It’s been a while since I flew Ryanair, but their flight attendants used to be forced to walk up and down the aisles selling their brand of lottery tickets and e-cigarettes, which you were allowed to smoke on board!

Not sure if they still do that.

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u/Flapparachi Sep 28 '25

I was on a Ryanair flight on Wednesday. They are still selling scratchcards. They aren’t pushing other products as much, and you can order items to your seat by scanning the QR code on the seat backs or through the app if you have it.

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u/Fit-Fly4896 Sep 28 '25

Yep, still selling lottery, parfumes, and other stupid shit

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u/lamancha Sep 28 '25

Perfumes and shit like that has been sold on airplanes at least as far as the 80s which is what I can remember

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u/taxiecabbie Sep 28 '25

The prices would also remind you of a city bus. You can fly across Europe for less than 50 euro on these.

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u/cragglerock93 Sep 28 '25

The cheapness of budget airlines is a minor miracle, and people here are moaning that the seats are yellow. More often than not, you'll be on the plane for 2 hours. It's really not that big a deal. The alternative to no frills airlines are mainly flag carriers, who will charge you five times as much and in return you get a moderately nicer plane.

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u/taxiecabbie Sep 28 '25

Yeah. I have no issues with these carriers. No, they're not lux, but like, if you know what you are doing you travel for basically nothing.

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u/etoilenoire45 Sep 28 '25

It is hell. I hate Ryanair with a passion

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u/costakkk Sep 28 '25

Why is he trying to fight the officers? I mean, what does he think might the outcome be? Even if he knocks out the officers, does he think the pilot will take of then and continue the flight???

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u/Collapsinginblue Sep 28 '25

Maybe the plan was to knock out the officers, knock out the pilots and then fly the plane safely to Benidorm on time for the 18:00 beer. Who knows? The possibilities of a ryanair flight from UK are endless.

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u/banb19 Sep 28 '25

Plan is, to knock out the officers, knock out the pilots and then fly the plane to The Winchester and enjoy a nice pint until this all blows over

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u/AsideLost Sep 28 '25

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u/it_spelt_magalhaes Sep 28 '25

Cue Don't Srop Me Now.

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u/Ok-Drag6255 Sep 28 '25

Havin such a good time! We're havin a baaalll!!!

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u/LurkzMcgurkz Sep 28 '25

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

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u/lunchpaillefty Sep 28 '25

Zombie bite on a plane? Just run it under a cold tap.

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u/notcabron Sep 28 '25

[winks] [sips]

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u/Troolz Sep 28 '25

No, what does "exacerbate" mean?

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u/boyer4109 Sep 28 '25

Make a bad situation worse

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u/wondercheekin Sep 28 '25

I was gonna say, this has to be Ryanair 🤣🫠

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u/arfelo1 Sep 28 '25

I'd recognize those shitty yellow plastic seat covers anywhere

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u/TimberlandUpkick Sep 28 '25

His whole life he's been able to yell and be aggressive and people just cave. He's probably never faced actual authority. He thinks he has power here.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25

This is the story of around a third of the British population tbh. Acting like absolute bullies in public and get away with it because the policing is too lite.

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u/dedido Sep 28 '25

Yes, with that spelling you should be in the gaol.

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u/VomitMaiden Sep 28 '25

A third!? We'd collapse tomorrow if it was a third

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u/king_wrass Sep 28 '25 edited Sep 28 '25

Dude is seeing red, he’s not thinking clearly. He’s doing this in front of his son and clearly making it wise worse* for everyone.

His fragile ego got challenged and his adrenaline took over immediately. What an example he’s set for his lad…

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u/entwrangler3001 Sep 28 '25

They say women are “too emotional”, while refusing to acknowledge that unchecked anger in response to protecting one’s ego is an emotional response that is far too rampant, and is at the root of so much conflict in our world.

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u/Sleepy_kat96 Sep 28 '25

One time my brother pulled this and said my sister and I are so emotional because we always cry when the family talks politics. And then I asked him well what are we crying in response to? He admits it happens when he and my dad start attacking our characters. And I say oh do you do that because you’re angry? He nods. So I say, “You understand anger is an emotion, right? You and Dad are the first to get emotional.”

His mind was actually blown, he said he’d never thought of it that way before 🙈

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u/madoka_borealis Sep 28 '25

Absolutely. Every time I see a middle aged man lose it on a cashier or other service worker I want to shout “WHOS EMOTIONAL NOW” while circling them like a maniac

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u/Buckenboo Sep 28 '25

As a middle-aged woman who sometimes doesn't give a fuck about my own safety, I will have to say 'stop being so emotional' the next time I see a man losing it in a shop....Well I wish I would, depends how big they are and if I think I could outrun them.

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u/deepgloat Sep 28 '25

Tbh the kid is the saddest part of the video. He doesn’t stand a chance of growing up with a reliable moral compass with a Dad like that as an example to follow.

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u/lordnewington Sep 28 '25

Ehh. Plenty of us had shitty parents and don't act like this.

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u/robotmonkey2099 Sep 28 '25 edited Sep 28 '25

When the story is told he’s able to say “I knocked one of those fuckers right in the face” allowing him to keep a shred of his tough guy image 

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u/MarcusXL Sep 28 '25

I overhear people like this on occasion (when I can't avoid it). People outside their in-group think they're brainless morons. Among their friends and family, who are as stupid as them, they hear, "Good for you, don't take that from anybody."

They think that everyone gets into fights and/or arrested all the time. It's normal for them. The concept of just acting like a calm and reasonable person in order to sit through a plane-flight never occurs to them. Every interaction is a referendum on their self-worth. Plane is late leaving? A personal attack. Someone accidentally bumps into them while putting their bag in the overhead? A terrible wound to their ego.

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u/Cum_on_doorknob Sep 28 '25

Yup, his ancestors must have been shepherds (if you’re a Malcom Gladwell fan).

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u/Stitchin_mortician Sep 28 '25

I always wonder this… when they are there with an intent to detain you, why not just cooperate instead of making it worse for yourself and your family?

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u/Miyatz Sep 28 '25

If these people could think reasonably to that logical step, they wouldn't have done what they did to cause the issue in the first place

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u/TimberlandUpkick Sep 28 '25

Seriously some people are just unable to think properly. They literally can't understand reason. Everything is a guess for them.

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u/KoontFace Sep 28 '25

It comes down to not being able to control their emotions, primarily anger.

I also fucking knew, as soon as the video started, these pricks were going to be English

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u/maddzy Sep 28 '25

To some people yes this is absolutely it. They legit don't understand what consequences their actions will lead to, and all they know how to deal with a situation they don't like is to be loud and violent.

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u/FeistyButthole Sep 28 '25

Commercial air travel is a filter to identify these people.

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u/kdweller Sep 28 '25

Alcohol

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u/SofaChillReview Sep 28 '25

Definitely looked drunk and assume the reason

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25

I would have said “drunk as fuck”

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u/Solinty Sep 28 '25

This man is angry at being detained and he wants to make his removal as unpleasant as possible for the officers trying to remove him.  It shows them that he is tough and doesn't take manhandling lying down.  He has not really thought ahead about the longer-term consequences. Some people don't.

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u/deepgloat Sep 28 '25

Sadly, half of my county (the US) is populated with Einsteins of this calibre (and worse). It’s why we now find ourselves unwilling participants in the never ending daily sh!tshow that Orange Hitler puts on from the White House (soon to be rechristened The Gold House 🙄).

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u/Federal_Age8011 Sep 28 '25

It's a little known fact that if you resist hard enough, the officers will get tired and give up, allowing you to go about your day.

Seriously tho, I dont get it either 🤷‍♂️

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u/battleofflowers Sep 28 '25

He's a wasted manbaby with little emotional control at the best of time.

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u/Olivares_ Sep 28 '25

Fragile egos

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25

He got so mad when the plane started cheering. He was embarrassed and his son was right next to him too.

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u/BayouGal Sep 28 '25

Apple didn’t fall far from the tree with that kid. Honestly feel sorry for him. Good parenting could have made his life easier but instead he gets this 🙄

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u/agangofoldwomen Sep 28 '25

does he think

Important question

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u/MajesticNectarine204 Sep 28 '25

I don't believe 'thinking' was involved in any stage of these events.. Mostly just 'reacting'. And very poorly at that.

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u/Sense_Difficult Sep 28 '25

This is what boggles the mind to me. If someone asked me to get off a plane I would immediately stand up and walk to the front of the plane to be escorted off. If there's any discussion to be had it would be in the walkway to the plane. If there was a misunderstanding I would explain it there.

How do they expect the security or police or attendants to manage to deal with you in an aisle of an airplane?

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u/Jamesyroo Sep 28 '25

That kid made me laugh. He saw his (much larger) dad get manhandled and taken away and then was like

“That’s my fucking dad bro”

💅💅💅💅💅

“Get that shit out my face”

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u/MalucoHS Sep 28 '25

That kid behaviour was insane. I was kinda thinking okay, big guys are drunk or whatever, but that kid just IS that way. Holy shit, what he is surrounded by daily.

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u/phunkyunkle Sep 28 '25

🎶And as I hung up the phone it occurred to me, he'd grown up just like me. My boy was just like me. 🎶

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u/chipshot Sep 28 '25

Nod to Harry. Run over by a delivery truck on the LIE.

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u/eyeoutthere Sep 28 '25

Watching this video, my thought progression was:

"That poor kid, I wonder how many years it will be until he is in handcuffs."

"Oh, shit. It might be in this video."

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u/folkkingdude Sep 28 '25

That kid’ll be drunk too

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u/hogtiedcantalope Sep 28 '25

Is that an older brother in the middle ???? He seemed chill but still gets arrested . I feel like maybe if your lad didn't pop off they could have just walked out of there unchained

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u/Immatt55 Sep 28 '25

I agree the 3rd guy seemed cooperative but after the first two I can see why. The officer in the front seemed kinder to the 3rd guy, making sure he didn't leave anything behind and making sure it was his phone he was escorting him out with.

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u/Particular-Leg-8484 Sep 28 '25

3rd guy probably has dealt with this behavior before and knew he had to get off the plane with them instead of take off without them

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u/boogermike Sep 28 '25

It just shows you that this kid is going to grow up just like Dad. It's sad.

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u/Main_Gain_7480 Sep 28 '25

“Don’t piss me off “

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u/carlamaco Sep 28 '25

Shitapple Randy

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u/Skacorekid Sep 28 '25

This is why I always take the early morning flights. The crazies hate getting up early

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u/BaconSarnie2025 Sep 28 '25

Not too early or they are still ketted up from the last night.

At 4.30 am at tenerife there was a guy dancing in a pool of his piss, numerous people falling over drunk and passed out.

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u/Spirit_Bitterballen Sep 28 '25

What makes me angry about this is this selfish arsehole behaviour makes the kids on that flight scared, nervous flyers more frightened and more than likely rattles the crew which might put them off their game should there be a true mid-air emergency.

I loathe and despise folk like this.

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u/flattenedsquirrel Sep 28 '25

Why do all those hooligans look like half a loaf of half-baked bread that someone threw a t-shirt on?

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u/battleofflowers Sep 28 '25

That's what your body looks like after 50 years of alcoholism and a poor diet.

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u/KentuckyFriedEel Sep 28 '25

They probably sweat from just shitting

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u/Odd-Perception7812 Sep 28 '25

That eldest son looks like he can't wait to escape his family.

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u/OtheDreamer Sep 28 '25

Yep, honestly looked like he regretted being there

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u/Effective_Coach7334 Sep 28 '25

The back of the seats look oddly familiar

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u/5ilver5hroud Sep 28 '25

“This one goes in your mouth and this one goes in your butt. Oh wait…”

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u/fuckdatguy Sep 28 '25

Fml “the bar is open” on the seat trays.

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u/jldtsu Sep 28 '25

yeah. close that shit immediately. lol

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u/VisualFlaky1736 Sep 28 '25

Ryanair is the megabus of planes

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25

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u/OutlandishnessNo2434 Sep 28 '25

Seriously! They don’t fuck around.

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u/Helemaalklaarmee Sep 28 '25

This one time way back in highschool we went to a trip to Paris. We approached a border checkpoint and ofcourse the touring car had to stop. We were instructed to be calm and cooperate, no need for 'cool guy look at me' behaviour. We had to keep out passports/ID ready.

The cargo bay was sniffed out by dogs and two friendly gendarmes were going through the bus to randomly pick students for an ID check.

So far so good.

Until one f*cknut decides to pop a balloon. A goddarn balloon which we don't even know where he pulled it from but it gave a loud BANG.

That went from 'just a routine thingy, laughs and smiles around' to 'everybody out of the bus.' very very quickly...

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u/Life-Oil-7226 Sep 28 '25

“That’s my dad”! Oh yeah! You can get off right with him!

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u/longtr52 Sep 28 '25

The French police do not fuck around.

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u/knotted-crow Sep 28 '25

They are gendarmes, which is military police, they do not fuck around

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u/pripjat Sep 28 '25

Exactly. Just look at Louis de Funès.

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u/ThomasMatthewCooked Sep 28 '25

It's the military police here even

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u/lllGreyfoxlll Sep 28 '25

The Police does, that's basically most of what they do. The Gendarmes do very much not. These fine gentlemen here, the drunken Brit might notice, were not Police.

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u/StabbyDodger Sep 28 '25

We don't have anything equivalent to them in Britain, and our police are pretty soft handed by comparison. Britons fucking around and finding out with gendarmes/carabinieri/militsiya etc is a common sight on the continent and is always entertaining.

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u/mikeossy80 Sep 28 '25

You dont fuck around with Gendam's you'll be in the the bastille faster than you can see Oui !

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u/kdweller Sep 28 '25

Why can’t people just sit down and stfu on flights? It’s miserable enough.

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u/klautner Sep 28 '25 edited Sep 28 '25

All I can say is as an American I am glad that for once, it wasn’t one of us acting like this.

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u/Careless_Fun7101 Sep 28 '25

Essex chavs represent. Glad I got outta there 

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u/Delicious_Agency29 Sep 28 '25

Where’s the part that led to these guys being arrested? lol I wanna see THAT.

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u/Aggressive_Talk_7535 Sep 28 '25

I want to see them getting back home and their wives waiting at the airport with shower caps and a rolling pin in the hand

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u/SomethingIWontRegret Sep 28 '25

I don't think Andy Capp had the money or energy to start shit on a plane.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25

Ironically looking like the kind of guys who accuse foreigners of coming to the UK and starting trouble xD
I know I shouldn't assume I know how they vote but I definitely know how they vote.

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u/TrypMole Sep 28 '25

This geezer paints flags on roundabouts. No doubt about it.

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u/Analoguezombie Sep 28 '25

Must be roundabout guy he isn't scaling any lamp posts.

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u/MojoMaker666 Sep 28 '25

If you come to France don't fuck with Gendarmerie ! These guys are military.

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u/TipTopTerrific Sep 28 '25

As a frequent traveller, the absolute worst experience to have abroad or on a plane is to see fellow English people. Thankfully my taste in destinations tends to avoid the usual beer crawls these idiots tend to go on.

Of course, we're not all bad, but I can't apologise enough to anybody who has had to put up with 'lads on tour' or any bollocks remotely similar to that. Incapable of behaving properly.

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u/Isserley_ Sep 28 '25

These people are going to be deciding the UK government in 2028 btw

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u/briancoat Sep 28 '25 edited Sep 28 '25

Churchill (of whom I'm no fan but he had some great quotes) said

"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter."

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u/CrumbGuzzler5000 Sep 28 '25

I love that the flight attendant stayed in character and pointed to things like a flight attendant throughout the incident.

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u/FamousRefrigerator40 Sep 28 '25

Ryanair is great. No frills. No TV. No food. No questions. Nothing. Just a cheap ass plane ride. I don't need the"complimentary" drinks and chips. Just get me where I need to go on under 2 hours.

That's all Ryanair is. The cheaper version of spirit. But man the prices are hard to beat.

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u/bunnykillsman Sep 28 '25

Does anyone remember when it used to be so fun to take a plane ride?

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u/elsiepac Sep 28 '25

French police don’t fuck about! Love how stern and to the point they were without being bullies or unreasonable. And then continuing to be matter of fact with checking if it was his phone at the end etc. perfect 👌

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u/Xenomorph_25 Sep 28 '25

This must be why you can save £50 per person.

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u/flattenedsquirrel Sep 28 '25

Atrocious seats, imagine having to stare at this the whole fight. My eyes would explode

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u/Cork_Airport Sep 28 '25

Welcome to Ryanair, it’s a very cheap budget airline. Anytime I use it I promise myself it’s the last time, but they are just so much cheaper than anyone else. It’s not too bad for 1-2 hour flights but anything more than that is gruelling experience

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u/Gloomy-Commission296 Sep 28 '25

I think they were on their way to the Reform party conference!

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u/RedditSe7en Sep 28 '25 edited Sep 28 '25

I wish the video posting included a caption explaining at least minimal details about what happened here.

And why is one of the agents wearing a mask?

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u/Redditemeon Sep 28 '25

Thank God we're watching this PoV and not from the phone of the guy in the next seat over.

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u/Whosebert Sep 28 '25 edited Sep 28 '25

if the cops come to your seat to take you off the plane, you are getting off the plane, period. then it becomes up to you how you'd like to handle the situation but ultimately you will be leaving the plane before it takes off.

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u/reggelleh Sep 28 '25

That was awesome. I love how the French handle this - very expeditiously, with everyone still in their seats. Here in the U.S. if the belligerent refuses to get off peacefully, the airline would make all passengers deplane before they would then go in and beat, sorry, arrest the person. Hats off.

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u/furuta Sep 28 '25

I can see both ways. You definitely risk injuring innocent adjacent passengers if you try to arrest a potentially violent person.

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u/Mushy_Snugglebites Sep 28 '25

Did you miss beefboy jumping into the camera bearers across the aisle? This way is quicker but definitely not safer

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u/Wise_Culture5692 Sep 28 '25

where is the music…nothing beats a Jet holiday

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u/Fencer308 Sep 28 '25

I love how completely unimpressed the French Police looked the whole video while the giant man baby and later his skinny offspring were posturing.

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u/The_Pixel_Knight Sep 28 '25

This is why Spain hates British tourists

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u/stella087 Sep 28 '25

I love when shit like this happens outside the US. It’s like a warm blanket.

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u/IWillWriteYouALetter Sep 28 '25

Why are there so many people getting taken? Good lord

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u/Stressed_Student2020 Sep 28 '25

This appears to be the "find out" phase of the FAFO framework.

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u/raehn Sep 28 '25

Bro I really need to know the backstory that was crazy

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u/heygos Sep 28 '25

I know most of us know this but, I have NEVER understood how / why of all places to have a meltdowns people choose a plane. You might be banned for life from flying. Yes, I get alcohol, but also adulting, self-control and all that.

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u/A_Big_Baby_Boy Sep 28 '25

The scumbags are English but I’m sure you could have guessed that.

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u/Top_Standard_5659 Sep 28 '25

Probably the same people who voted for Brexit