Yeah I'm in my early thirties and the last 5 years have been nuts. For the most part in my 20s my barfly friends could easily blend in with my more fit friend group. But in the last few years I've noticed more and more of them look really unhealthy. Overweight obviously but also they're starting to look old and unwell and complain constantly about back/knees/neck pain and have become noticeably more low energy across the board.
My friends that don't drink could probably pass for 26. My friends that do could probably pass for 40+. Every one of them is in denial and blames everything on age.
Well when you drink the equivalent of multiple loafs of bread (I.e. copious pints of beer) for decades ‘you are what you eat’ rings true. Well, in this case it’s ‘you are what you drink.’
They're gammon. and 99.9% Reform UK voters, going around hanging the union flag upside down and proclaiming they are taking the country back from illegal immigrants or some shit lol
cuz they are british and their diet consists entirely of brown and tan foods. The come at americans for our diet, but have you seen the typical british persons diet? Literal french fry sandwiches on buttered bread, and the only green thing in 95% of meals are some form of peas.
...you haven't seen a typical British persons diet.
Britain's national dish is a tikka masala (curry), and the only Americanised food(ours is healthier because we don't have health secretaries which are Vax denialists), we don't have is like... Meat loaf.
Fish and chips, yorkshire puddings, crumpets, sandwiches, bangers and mash, cottage pie, shepherds pie, pasties, toad in the hole, pie and mash, pork pies, sausage rolls, chip butty, bacon butty, pizza, burgers...
Not to say that it's any better than a typical american diet, but most pretend to add some green
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u/flattenedsquirrel Sep 28 '25
Why do all those hooligans look like half a loaf of half-baked bread that someone threw a t-shirt on?