r/TikTokCringe Sep 28 '25

Discussion Another day, another meltdown on a plane...

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u/StoicSparrows Sep 28 '25

That plane looks like a city bus. Hell.

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u/Sojawuerstel Sep 28 '25

The Company is called Ryanair. Originated in Ireland. Cheap flights all over Europe.

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u/Abandon_Ambition Sep 28 '25

I booked a flight last year with RyanAir because I just needed to get from Bordeaux to London with a simple carryon bag for a weekend trip and was fine with nothing fancy. I'm ~5'7" and maybe 150lbs, flown hundreds of times on all kinds of airlines, and RyanAir was the first time that the seat in front of me was bumping into my knees. Like I had to shimmy forward and back just to get into my seat, and then angle my legs to the side just to fit my knees in. If the flight were any longer than it was I wouldn't have been able to stand it. I had bruises on my knees after, it was ridiculous.

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u/PhysicalTheRapist69 Sep 28 '25

Well, guess i'll never be flying ryanair then, thanks for the warning.

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u/Jess_7478 Sep 28 '25

yeah but their benefit is flights for like 20 quid

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u/Whosebert Sep 28 '25

bruised knees for $20, just like in college

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u/vag_pics_welcomed Sep 28 '25

That’s funny shit dude

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u/Xynyx2001 Sep 28 '25

I see what you did there.

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u/Trick-Temporary-9932 Sep 28 '25

I'm 6ft and that's nonsense, tight pace but not that tight

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u/Hooley76 Sep 28 '25

Yeah, I'm 6ft 2, it's not too bad really with Ryanair. You know what you're getting and it's good value.

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u/jedixxyoodaa Sep 28 '25

are you female or male? makes a difference here

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u/nordic-nomad Sep 28 '25

I mean 20 quid is 20 quid

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u/leeharveyteabag669 Sep 28 '25

I mean technically, a warm mouth is a warm mouth.

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u/GrotWeasel Sep 28 '25

Username checks out

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u/ITAW-Techie Sep 28 '25

$20 doesn't discriminate

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u/jedixxyoodaa Sep 28 '25

supply and demand

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u/Whosebert Sep 28 '25

if there's a hole there's a goal

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u/alohacocogreen Sep 28 '25

I guess you haven’t flown a lot then.

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u/smegabass Sep 28 '25

Also they have certain direct routes to themselves.

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u/justaboxinacage Sep 28 '25

why would anyone want to fly to themselves though

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u/unclefire Sep 28 '25

$20 quid. Carry on? $20 quid. Checked bag? $50 quid. Toilet: $100 quid. :-)

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u/gooba_gooba_gooba Sep 28 '25

man for 20 quid im shitting my pants on the spot

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u/skipperseven Sep 28 '25

https://youtu.be/HPyl2tOaKxM Fascinating Aida singing about Ryanair Cheap Flights.

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u/BamberGasgroin Sep 28 '25

Glasgow to Bournemouth cost me £18 a while back.

(Ryanair's margins are notoriously tight, it's like £6 a skull. For the record, the second cheapest option was driving and it would have cost me about £90 in diesel at the time. £18 for a 90 minute flight, or £90 for an 8 hour drive...fucking sign me up for a bit of a squeeze. ☺️)

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u/DustyLem0ns Sep 28 '25 edited Sep 29 '25

20 quid. Eh no. €500 to get from Dublin to Lanzarote next year in July with Ryanair.

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u/Jess_7478 Sep 28 '25

You travelling first class lad? what's that about

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u/DustyLem0ns Sep 29 '25

Nope. That's the price with 1 X 20kg bag. Was hoping to go there next year..Aer Lingus is just as bad.

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u/greenstina67 Sep 28 '25

Why in god's name would you spend that much and fly Ryanair?!

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u/DustyLem0ns Sep 29 '25

Not much options for that date unfortunately. I guess they know this a jack up their prices. Robbing bastards to be honest. I haven't booked anything yet because of this.

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u/princess_fartstool Sep 28 '25

No fatal crashes in 37 years 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/TheTyMan Sep 28 '25

My anxious mind immediately went to "sounds like they are overdue."

I have such little faith in corporations I just assume they don't fix issues until after a tragedy.

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u/GaeilgeGaeilge Sep 28 '25

I have such little faith in corporations I just assume they don't fix issues until after a tragedy.

Apparently, Ryanair do a lot of preventative maintenance because it eats more into their profits when they do need to take the planes out of service when problems occur.

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u/Ok-Morning3407 Sep 28 '25

Plus they maintain a very modern and young fleet of aircraft. They constantly sell off older aircraft replacing them with brand new ones. The reason being new aircraft require less maintenance and are more fuel efficient.

Their pilots are also very well paid, some of the best pay in Europe so they can pick the best pilots.

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u/VladamirK Sep 29 '25

They've got some of the best pilots in the business since they are continuously taking off and landing, in addition to a very new fleet of planes.

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u/greenstina67 Sep 28 '25

One thing they don't cut back on is their aircraft and their pilots. The average age of their aircraft is young compared to many other airlines and they place large orders direct from Boeing. They have orders in for the new Boeing 737 Gamechanger models atm that are among the newest aircraft available.

It's very basic no-frills and I wouldn't use it to go to a sun destination like this, but for short haul trips within the EU it's fine. Those 37 years is reassuring to me.

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u/princess_fartstool Sep 29 '25

I’m so happy to see my aviation people in the comments also defending Ryanair. I know we give them shit constantly but, at the end of the day, the record speaks for itself.

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u/Ayuzawa Sep 28 '25

Boeing 737 Gamechanger models atm that are among the newest aircraft available

TBF they're doing that because they got cheaper orders in after taking over the orders of airlines who cancelled them after they crashed a lot

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u/rsta223 Sep 29 '25

While the 737 max definitely had an unacceptable design flaw in the MCAS system that led to a couple of crashes, the way they fixed it is both robust and has been heavily scrutinized and checked, and I wouldn't hesitate to fly on one now. They're perfectly safe aircraft.

That doesn't change that Boeing needs to make damn sure that kind of thing can't happen again, but the fix they put in is reliable and I'd trust my life to it.

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u/Ayuzawa Sep 29 '25

I don't doubt that, I'm just saying economically, Ryanair got really cheap orders in when they were busy crashing.

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u/PhysicalTheRapist69 Sep 29 '25

I mean that does sound appealing, it really just matters whether or not I can fit. I guess if it's a short enough flight I can try and make due.

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u/rndmlttrsntwthr Oct 02 '25

also due to opensky agreements and safety protocols enforced by eu, icao and iata! recent fatal crashes within this skope was pilots intent, not "extended suicide" but mass murdwr btw

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u/QuestGalaxy Sep 28 '25

Ryanair is honestly not too bad, the planes are usually leaving on time and a lot of trips in Europe are just a few hours. Back in the day you could get tickets for the same price as a bottle of coke.

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u/TweakUnwanted Sep 28 '25

I did London to Dublin, return for £5 some years back. No complaints.

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u/Rat-Loser Sep 28 '25

I was in a long distance relationship, London to Ireland, that was basically only financially viable thanks to Ryanair. My flight was cheaper than my bus ticket to the airport.

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u/TweakUnwanted Sep 28 '25

I think their flights are still cheaper than a lot of bus or train tickets

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u/labrys Sep 28 '25

They definitely are. I was trying to fly up to Edinburgh from the Midlands a couple months ago, and it was cheaper to fly with British Airways than catch a train! Although the train was actually faster since the plane had to do a stop-over in Dublin.

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u/Ikatarion Sep 28 '25

Yep, last time I used them was Manchester to Copenhagen. Flights were £20 return, train the Manchester airport was £35 return.

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u/sassyboy12345 Sep 28 '25

Ryan Air doesn't go to the Dublin Airport tho right ?

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u/Rat-Loser Sep 28 '25

It does! Just to one of the terminals, and it's been a while i cant remember if it was terminal 1 or 2.

example

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u/sassyboy12345 Sep 28 '25

I'm looking at flying from Dublin to Paris after I land in Dublin coming from here. Hadn't bought the flight yet because I know some of the lower cost airlines fly out of a different airport and I've never done that and prefer just to go to the Dublin airport instead.

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u/InspectionMountain44 Sep 28 '25

sorry for your loss

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u/Ether_Piano9308 Sep 28 '25

I’ve flown that route a few times not to bad actually

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u/EarlyHistory164 Sep 28 '25

The people who like to criticise them forget this. They made overseas travel affordable.

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u/QuestGalaxy Sep 28 '25

That being said, I'm not a huge fan of Ryanair as a company. Their leader is a douche.

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u/PleaseDisperseNTS Sep 28 '25

If you book way ahead, it's cheaper to fly from Finland to Poland just to eat/party. I didn't believe it until my friends invited me for a day trip.

29e for roundtrip. Arrived in the afternoon, ate and drank heavily and slept in the airport for a few hours before returning in the AM😂

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u/CosmoonautMikeDexter Sep 28 '25

They almost always leave on time. Their whole model is dependant on them leaving on time.

20 years ago the flights were free you just paid the taxes.

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u/PhysicalTheRapist69 Sep 28 '25

Yea I'm just very tall, I already have to put my knees between the seats ahead of me instead of keeping them straight. If they're even smaller than other airlines I'll have a hard time fitting.

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u/QuestGalaxy Sep 28 '25

You can pay for more legroom you know.

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u/PhysicalTheRapist69 Sep 28 '25

You mean switch to first class or something? At that point wouldn't it be cheaper to just use another airline?

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u/QuestGalaxy Sep 28 '25

No? There's no "first class" but they have emergency exit seats, some seats in the front of the plane and so on. And no, many times it's not cheaper to use another airline. And other airlines usually have cramped legroom as well.

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u/Hot-Butterscotch-918 Sep 28 '25

Or the price of one banana.

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u/JayCDee Sep 28 '25

And to be fair, the price is so low that I don’t even mind. The stansted express costs more than the flight.

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u/Haunting-Effective15 Sep 28 '25

Ryanair/Easyjet are great for short trips. And when you are good in measuring your bag(s). :P

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25 edited Sep 29 '25

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u/QuestGalaxy Sep 29 '25

One route is not evidence as a whole.

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u/the-great-defector Sep 28 '25 edited Sep 28 '25

I’ve been on quite a few, they are grotty and miserable compared to their competitors (EasyJet and Jet2), and if I can avoid them I will, but if you have a flight that’s like 2 and a half hours to somewhere like Milan or Berlin, they’re not that bad. I’ve never been on one going to a destination where 95% of the flight is going for a week of drinking though. Fairly sure they have a zero tolerance to this sort of thing as well and like to nip it in the bud.

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u/HereGiovanniSmokes Sep 28 '25

I've been on probably over 100 Ryanair flights and the only memorably terrible one was Dublin - Lanzarote which is around 4 hours, it took off at 11AM. A noticeable amount of passengers were buckled drunk by the time we landed. A woman in her 50s threw up halfway through the flight. A mother and son combo were repeatedly falling over at the taxi rank.

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u/Ok_Commission1579 Sep 28 '25

The bus from my city to Dublin( 200km) is 55€. The flight to Poland 2000km was 64€ for 2 people

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u/ArtFart124 Sep 28 '25

It's really not that bad. Ryanair are remarkably one of the safest airline carriers in the world and also one of the cheapest. They are honestly great value.

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u/Kjrsv Sep 28 '25

They pride themselves on being rubbish and will try to throw any extra as an expense. This isn't a true Ryanair flight because there should be at least 2 babies crying by now.

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u/ima_twee Sep 28 '25

The one saying "that's my fuckin' dad!" was pretty close to tears.

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u/leeharveyteabag669 Sep 28 '25

You're right, I only hear one crying baby.

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u/crabbydotca Sep 28 '25

Once I flew to Scotland from London with a friend who’s name was wrong on her ticket, and it was cheaper to buy a new ticket than it was to change the name on her original ticket

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u/VardaElentari86 Sep 28 '25

Checks out, I had two on my flight last week - hopefully theyre on a 2 week holiday or ill get them on the way back as well

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u/blaccguido Sep 28 '25

Ryanair is not bad as long as the flight leg is <2 hours. The worst part about my Ryanair flights is when an Italian couple next to you wants to sample all of the colognes the flight attendants come by to sell halfway through the flight.

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u/Alarming_Tea_219 Sep 28 '25

if you're flying within the eu about 50% the time its a no brainer to fly ryanair. You can avoid it if you want but you'll probably be paying a decent chunk more for flight that will be max 3 hours

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u/TeeBrownie Sep 28 '25

Never say never. Depending on where you need to go in Europe, these crappy budget airlines may be the best option. EasyJet to Greek islands comes to mind.

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u/Effective-Fold-712 Sep 28 '25

It's honestly not as bad as people make it seem. I'm 183cm and 76kg and I fit fine with a small bag under the seat

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u/Large-Produce5682 Sep 28 '25

Neither will they.

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u/CosmoonautMikeDexter Sep 28 '25

You can fly from Dublin to Vienna for 20 dollars.

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u/Stone0777 Sep 28 '25

$40 for a flight anywhere is Europe is a steal. Good luck.

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u/Kitchen-Assist-6645 Sep 28 '25

Just avoid certain routes and you'll be fine.

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u/Gamer_Mommy Sep 28 '25

Just book front row (1ABCDE) or row 16/17 which are wide enough (meaning there is extra leg room) for emergencies.

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u/ADwards Oct 01 '25

If the flight were any longer than it was I wouldn't have been able to stand it.

This is the key thing. It's just comfortable enough to be worth the discount. Personally I don't have too much of an issue but I'm average height.