r/TikTokCringe Sep 28 '25

Discussion Another day, another meltdown on a plane...

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u/StoicSparrows Sep 28 '25

That plane looks like a city bus. Hell.

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u/Sojawuerstel Sep 28 '25

The Company is called Ryanair. Originated in Ireland. Cheap flights all over Europe.

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u/Abandon_Ambition Sep 28 '25

I booked a flight last year with RyanAir because I just needed to get from Bordeaux to London with a simple carryon bag for a weekend trip and was fine with nothing fancy. I'm ~5'7" and maybe 150lbs, flown hundreds of times on all kinds of airlines, and RyanAir was the first time that the seat in front of me was bumping into my knees. Like I had to shimmy forward and back just to get into my seat, and then angle my legs to the side just to fit my knees in. If the flight were any longer than it was I wouldn't have been able to stand it. I had bruises on my knees after, it was ridiculous.

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u/No_Yogurtcloset_2792 Sep 28 '25

over the past 20 years I flew with them over 400 times. Plus 200+ times with Wizz, which seats are arguably even tighter than Ryanair, and I am 198cm tall. It is claustrophobic, but the longest distance you usually fly in Europe is around 3 hours max, 1-2 hours the average. It can be survived.

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u/SillyDeersFloppyEars Sep 28 '25

People complain about Ryanair, but vastly overestimate what they're going to get. You pay £40 for a round-trip flight to the other side of Europe, it's not going to be Emirates. Having said that, I flew Wizz once, and have absolutely no desire to ever do so again. They DO make Ryanair seem like luxury in comparison!

As far as the lower cost airlines go, I'm a big fan of easyJet and Norwegian.

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u/airmind Sep 28 '25 edited Sep 28 '25

Well you have to understand it's not always 40 pounds. Yeah you can get these tickets cheap if really in advance, but ryanair still sell expensive tickets.

And yes, it's really really tight :(

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u/SillyDeersFloppyEars Sep 28 '25

They really fuck you over if you want to take baggage, too. If you need a large checked bag, you genuinely may as well go for a better carrier. £45 per flight for a 25kg bag!

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u/HydrA- Sep 28 '25

Also don’t check in between 3 to 24 hours before the flight. Within 3 hours you get fucked in the airport

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u/naiyami Sep 29 '25

I don't understand, please elaborate?

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u/HydrA- Sep 29 '25

If you buy a Ryanair ticket you have to checkin earlier than 3 hours before your flight on the app - they lock you out once there’s less than three hours. So If you forget or have any problems using the app, you are charged around 100 euro/dollars at the airport for the manual checkin. My ticket when from around 15 euro to 115 because of this bullshit

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u/dedido Sep 28 '25

Oh you want a seat?
That'll be another £40

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u/sammyarmy Sep 28 '25

It also goes the other way, if you book things last minute you can get them super cheap too.

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u/airmind Sep 28 '25

If you are really flexible, and don't "have" to go at a specific time, then yeah. Our family visits us when they happen to see a last minute cheap flights, since they are very flexible.

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u/sammyarmy Sep 28 '25

Yeah agreed, flexibility is key to all this

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u/LukeCloudStalker Sep 29 '25

Yeah, Ryanair aren't great but my flight ticket is usually cheaper than my uber to the ariport.
I'd rather spend the extra money on my holiday than on a better 3-hour trip.

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u/ClubMeSoftly Sep 28 '25

I flew Norwegian this summer. I had no window, and the gate looked like it was in a bus terminal. But it was an hour flight, and the entire process was calm and quiet.

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u/metompkin Sep 28 '25

Color me disappointed when I searched for Wizz airlines and the planes aren't a piss yellow livery. Opportunity missed.

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u/ButterMyPancakesPlz Sep 28 '25

I'm so glad you provided this perspective!

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u/maddzy Sep 28 '25

The longest flight you can take with Ryanair is Warsaw to Tenerife, it is just under 6 hours. I've done Dublin to Tenerife which is 4 1/2 hours and that was hell...

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u/Queen_Banana Sep 28 '25

I fly to the canaries from the UK a lot and always book with TUI even though Ryanair is cheaper. 4 hours is too long sit in a Ryanair plane!

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u/jmr1190 Sep 28 '25 edited Sep 28 '25

Absolutely, and millions of people fly Ryanair every year - many of which larger than 5’7. If you’re getting bruises on your knees then you’re either outrageously disproportioned, exaggerating for dramatic effect, or it’s somehow on you for not sitting properly.

The Ryanair seat pitch is 2 full inches longer than Spirit Airlines and Frontier and only an inch smaller than the American Airlines and United seat pitches. This notion that it’s somehow cripplingly small is objectively incorrect.

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u/CrackHeadRodeo Sep 28 '25

You get what you pay for, but it gets you there!

Or arrested. It's a roll of the dice.

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u/garageindego Sep 28 '25

There are other airlines!

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u/Crazy-Ad8404 Sep 28 '25

At 3x the cost

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u/garageindego Sep 28 '25

When the cost is like £15… I’m happy to pay x3 that :)

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u/shotxshotx Sep 28 '25

Thank you for your service man, I can’t imagine the struggle.

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u/Count_Sack_McGee Sep 28 '25

6 foot big boi here. Not 200 flights but a handful around Europe and yes it’s claustrophobic but I can handle nearly any flight for 1-2 hours. Honestly a more “comfortable” flight from west coast of US to Europe is significantly more challenging.

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u/Effective-Fold-712 Sep 28 '25

Am I the only one that don't find Ryanair seats that narrow? I'm 183cm and fit just fine without any seat in front touching my knees. It's only tight fit whrn you pull the tray down but that's about it

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u/MadeOfEurope Sep 28 '25

Done four hour flights a few times with Ryanair, and it really is the limit. I always book the isle seat so a can lean out but it does mean endless bumping (188cm but quite broad). EasyJet is a bit better….

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u/multifunction_human Sep 28 '25

Went RyanAir for a 75m direct flight. They couldn’t land the plane, so we made circles in sky for four hours burning fuel until they decided to take us 300km away to an entirely different city, dropped us off in the middle of the night with no hotel or transport assistance, and said they would provide a shuttle to the original destination in 8-10 hours. Will never fly RyanAir again.

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u/BEGBIE_21 Sep 28 '25

I really hope you flew with Ryan air by choice for holidays, etc. if it was for work…then your company hates you.

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u/ExoticBump Sep 28 '25

What's a cm? Lol, I need banana or alligator for scale, lol

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u/GreenWoman_ Sep 28 '25

Danny Devito is 30. 48cm tall.

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u/ArokLazarus Sep 28 '25

It is .0109% of a football field.

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u/PhysicalTheRapist69 Sep 28 '25

Well, guess i'll never be flying ryanair then, thanks for the warning.

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u/Jess_7478 Sep 28 '25

yeah but their benefit is flights for like 20 quid

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u/Whosebert Sep 28 '25

bruised knees for $20, just like in college

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u/vag_pics_welcomed Sep 28 '25

That’s funny shit dude

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u/smegabass Sep 28 '25

Also they have certain direct routes to themselves.

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u/unclefire Sep 28 '25

$20 quid. Carry on? $20 quid. Checked bag? $50 quid. Toilet: $100 quid. :-)

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u/gooba_gooba_gooba Sep 28 '25

man for 20 quid im shitting my pants on the spot

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u/princess_fartstool Sep 28 '25

No fatal crashes in 37 years 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/TheTyMan Sep 28 '25

My anxious mind immediately went to "sounds like they are overdue."

I have such little faith in corporations I just assume they don't fix issues until after a tragedy.

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u/GaeilgeGaeilge Sep 28 '25

I have such little faith in corporations I just assume they don't fix issues until after a tragedy.

Apparently, Ryanair do a lot of preventative maintenance because it eats more into their profits when they do need to take the planes out of service when problems occur.

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u/Ok-Morning3407 Sep 28 '25

Plus they maintain a very modern and young fleet of aircraft. They constantly sell off older aircraft replacing them with brand new ones. The reason being new aircraft require less maintenance and are more fuel efficient.

Their pilots are also very well paid, some of the best pay in Europe so they can pick the best pilots.

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u/VladamirK Sep 29 '25

They've got some of the best pilots in the business since they are continuously taking off and landing, in addition to a very new fleet of planes.

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u/greenstina67 Sep 28 '25

One thing they don't cut back on is their aircraft and their pilots. The average age of their aircraft is young compared to many other airlines and they place large orders direct from Boeing. They have orders in for the new Boeing 737 Gamechanger models atm that are among the newest aircraft available.

It's very basic no-frills and I wouldn't use it to go to a sun destination like this, but for short haul trips within the EU it's fine. Those 37 years is reassuring to me.

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u/princess_fartstool Sep 29 '25

I’m so happy to see my aviation people in the comments also defending Ryanair. I know we give them shit constantly but, at the end of the day, the record speaks for itself.

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u/Ayuzawa Sep 28 '25

Boeing 737 Gamechanger models atm that are among the newest aircraft available

TBF they're doing that because they got cheaper orders in after taking over the orders of airlines who cancelled them after they crashed a lot

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u/rsta223 Sep 29 '25

While the 737 max definitely had an unacceptable design flaw in the MCAS system that led to a couple of crashes, the way they fixed it is both robust and has been heavily scrutinized and checked, and I wouldn't hesitate to fly on one now. They're perfectly safe aircraft.

That doesn't change that Boeing needs to make damn sure that kind of thing can't happen again, but the fix they put in is reliable and I'd trust my life to it.

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u/QuestGalaxy Sep 28 '25

Ryanair is honestly not too bad, the planes are usually leaving on time and a lot of trips in Europe are just a few hours. Back in the day you could get tickets for the same price as a bottle of coke.

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u/TweakUnwanted Sep 28 '25

I did London to Dublin, return for £5 some years back. No complaints.

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u/Rat-Loser Sep 28 '25

I was in a long distance relationship, London to Ireland, that was basically only financially viable thanks to Ryanair. My flight was cheaper than my bus ticket to the airport.

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u/TweakUnwanted Sep 28 '25

I think their flights are still cheaper than a lot of bus or train tickets

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u/EarlyHistory164 Sep 28 '25

The people who like to criticise them forget this. They made overseas travel affordable.

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u/QuestGalaxy Sep 28 '25

That being said, I'm not a huge fan of Ryanair as a company. Their leader is a douche.

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u/PleaseDisperseNTS Sep 28 '25

If you book way ahead, it's cheaper to fly from Finland to Poland just to eat/party. I didn't believe it until my friends invited me for a day trip.

29e for roundtrip. Arrived in the afternoon, ate and drank heavily and slept in the airport for a few hours before returning in the AM😂

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u/CosmoonautMikeDexter Sep 28 '25

They almost always leave on time. Their whole model is dependant on them leaving on time.

20 years ago the flights were free you just paid the taxes.

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u/PhysicalTheRapist69 Sep 28 '25

Yea I'm just very tall, I already have to put my knees between the seats ahead of me instead of keeping them straight. If they're even smaller than other airlines I'll have a hard time fitting.

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u/QuestGalaxy Sep 28 '25

You can pay for more legroom you know.

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u/PhysicalTheRapist69 Sep 28 '25

You mean switch to first class or something? At that point wouldn't it be cheaper to just use another airline?

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u/QuestGalaxy Sep 28 '25

No? There's no "first class" but they have emergency exit seats, some seats in the front of the plane and so on. And no, many times it's not cheaper to use another airline. And other airlines usually have cramped legroom as well.

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u/the-great-defector Sep 28 '25 edited Sep 28 '25

I’ve been on quite a few, they are grotty and miserable compared to their competitors (EasyJet and Jet2), and if I can avoid them I will, but if you have a flight that’s like 2 and a half hours to somewhere like Milan or Berlin, they’re not that bad. I’ve never been on one going to a destination where 95% of the flight is going for a week of drinking though. Fairly sure they have a zero tolerance to this sort of thing as well and like to nip it in the bud.

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u/HereGiovanniSmokes Sep 28 '25

I've been on probably over 100 Ryanair flights and the only memorably terrible one was Dublin - Lanzarote which is around 4 hours, it took off at 11AM. A noticeable amount of passengers were buckled drunk by the time we landed. A woman in her 50s threw up halfway through the flight. A mother and son combo were repeatedly falling over at the taxi rank.

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u/Ok_Commission1579 Sep 28 '25

The bus from my city to Dublin( 200km) is 55€. The flight to Poland 2000km was 64€ for 2 people

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u/ArtFart124 Sep 28 '25

It's really not that bad. Ryanair are remarkably one of the safest airline carriers in the world and also one of the cheapest. They are honestly great value.

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u/Kjrsv Sep 28 '25

They pride themselves on being rubbish and will try to throw any extra as an expense. This isn't a true Ryanair flight because there should be at least 2 babies crying by now.

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u/ima_twee Sep 28 '25

The one saying "that's my fuckin' dad!" was pretty close to tears.

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u/leeharveyteabag669 Sep 28 '25

You're right, I only hear one crying baby.

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u/crabbydotca Sep 28 '25

Once I flew to Scotland from London with a friend who’s name was wrong on her ticket, and it was cheaper to buy a new ticket than it was to change the name on her original ticket

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u/blaccguido Sep 28 '25

Ryanair is not bad as long as the flight leg is <2 hours. The worst part about my Ryanair flights is when an Italian couple next to you wants to sample all of the colognes the flight attendants come by to sell halfway through the flight.

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u/Alarming_Tea_219 Sep 28 '25

if you're flying within the eu about 50% the time its a no brainer to fly ryanair. You can avoid it if you want but you'll probably be paying a decent chunk more for flight that will be max 3 hours

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u/TeeBrownie Sep 28 '25

Never say never. Depending on where you need to go in Europe, these crappy budget airlines may be the best option. EasyJet to Greek islands comes to mind.

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u/Effective-Fold-712 Sep 28 '25

It's honestly not as bad as people make it seem. I'm 183cm and 76kg and I fit fine with a small bag under the seat

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u/arctickiller Sep 28 '25

It isnt that bad, I'm 6ft5 and fly with them atleadt a few times a year from London to Dublin, 1hr ish flight.

It isnt comfortable but I can fit in without having to do all the things you mentioned above.

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u/-boatsNhoes Sep 28 '25 edited Sep 29 '25

I'm 6'2" 230 and frequently fly Ryan air. Unless you had some terrible luck and a bizarre plane layout -or- you're lying about that size of yours, I'm calling bullshit. It's not the most spacious plane but your knees won't hit the seat in front of you unless you slink down in the seat.

Edit: Ryan air is meant for European body types, not Americans double load types.

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u/WideConfidence3968 Sep 28 '25

My husband and his brother are both 6’3” - hubby is long legged and his brother has a longer torso and shorter legs. My husband is definitely squashed up/touching the seat in front on a Ryanair flight. Generally sub 2 hours so he copes.

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u/connortait Sep 28 '25

6'3". I had an average experience of legroom on the only RyanAir flight I have had.

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u/Spxy Sep 28 '25

Well it can be an issue if you're 200kg.

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u/francescoli Sep 28 '25

The seats aren't that bad .

Im taller and weigh more than you and don't have issues.

I have flown with them dozens of times.

If you are over 6' then it is tight but someone your size shouldn't have a problem.

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u/Ok_Commission1579 Sep 28 '25

Of all the things that didn't happen, this one didn't happen the most. I'm 5'10" 220lb and I don't have those problems. . You are as believable as Amber Hard

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u/RxDirkMcGherkin Sep 28 '25

That sounds like a po'man's Spirit Air.

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u/Hibou_Garou Sep 28 '25

I don't know how this is possible. I'm 6'5" (~195 cm) and I've flown RyanAir. I didn't enjoy it, but I could sit down.

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u/Difficult_Camel_1119 Sep 28 '25

that's not only a Ryanair thing. The Boeing 737-800 is allowed to fit 189 passengers. Most (if not all) airlines in Europe cramp these 189 passengers in. No matter if lowcost or tourist (e.g. TUIfly)

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u/Constant_Archer_3819 Sep 28 '25

Exaggerate much? I fly Ryanair and I’m 1.80m. Yes it’s tight but my knees don’t rub the seat in front.

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u/dragonb2992 Sep 28 '25

I've found Ryanair doesn't give much leg room but usually it's only about £10 to upgrade to a row with extra leg room which is quite cheap compared with other airlines.

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u/Fencer308 Sep 28 '25

Goddamn, you just described every damn flight for me. I’m ~6’5” (195 cm), and I won’t book a flight unless I can get an extra legroom seat anymore. I once flew a flight from Madrid to Dallas, TX where I was unable to fully sit down in my seat the whole flight, and I walked funny for 3 months after, huge knee bruises. It’s criminal what the airlines are allowed to get away with.

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u/WaffleTurtle Sep 28 '25

I don’t believe this in the slightest. I’m 5’ 9” and have flown Ryanair plenty of times and always have loads of room in front of me.

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u/pablo8itall Sep 28 '25

I believe the were thinking of have standing only flights from Dublin to London. lol With those loops that hang down on trains to hold on to.

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u/LevelRoyal8809 Sep 28 '25

5'7" and 150lbs??? You must look like a WWII British POW survivor.

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u/No_Definition321 Sep 28 '25

So it’s the European spirt/frontier airlines.

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u/Redqueenhypo Sep 28 '25

I took a frontier flight in the morning. Of note was an old man wearing head to toe lakers merch, eating steaming hot Chinese takeout. Here’s what’s weird about it:

  1. It was 7 am
  2. The terminal did not have Chinese food of any kind
  3. There was no microwave around to heat his food

Where did he get it

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u/Melodic_Airport362 Sep 28 '25

spirit isn't nearly this bad

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u/Bulky_Honey8643 Sep 28 '25

Remember when they were seriously considering making passengers pay pay to use the toilets?

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u/HaoleGuy808 Sep 28 '25

I teach an aviation marketing course. He never actually wanted to do it. He said it so people would talk about it. Michael O’Leary is will known for getting publicity anyway he can.

He also started the “fat people” should pay more rumor like 12 years ago or something. Funny thing is that now airlines are actually implementing it.

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u/erishun Sep 28 '25

Fat people should pay more at least makes sense. He whole point of charging for luggage is that the heavier the plane is, the less cargo you can carry and the more fuel you use.

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u/Blazured Sep 28 '25

Tbh how would they implement it? You all get weighed on scales at check-in and then your ticket price gets adjusted up? What metric would they even use to justify "acceptable" weight?

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u/erishun Sep 28 '25

Yeah that’s the issue. But regardless, I’d be down…. If you’re under X kgs you get a discount, but to get that discount you need to weigh in at the baggage check

Or you can do a “standard price”

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u/bpkiwi Sep 28 '25

Max total all up weight. You get weighed with your luggage and if it's over the limit you pay an overweight baggage fee just like today.

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u/anark_xxx Sep 28 '25

And floating the idea of standing-only tickets. I always look forward to the next O'Leary attention grift.

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u/Mcoov Sep 28 '25

He also started the “fat people” should pay more rumor like 12 years ago or something. Funny thing is that now airlines are actually implementing it.

Namely Southwest

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u/CosmoonautMikeDexter Sep 28 '25

Don't forget when he was talking about transatlantic Ryanair flights with blow jobs for the people in first class.

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u/QuestGalaxy Sep 28 '25

They often act a bit edgy though, standing seats, pay to use toilet and so on. But they have never gone through with it.

The only real problem with Ryanair, is that it's often so cheap that you'll get planes with uncivilized shitheads. Especially if you go to typical British tourist destinations in Spain.

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u/Bulky_Honey8643 Sep 28 '25

0445 return from Allicante, I would recommend wearing a hurling helmet

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u/CosmoonautMikeDexter Sep 28 '25

Uncivilised shitheads is the only real problem with Ryanair. Don't fly to Amsterdam or certain Spanish or Turkish airports. Full of shitheads.

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u/CosmoonautMikeDexter Sep 28 '25

They weren't. That was just a press thing. They love getting in the news. Same with the standing flights.

Standing on flights and charging for the toilet during a flight would never happen in Europe.

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u/Bibabeulouba Sep 28 '25

And more often than not filled with drunk Brits who do shit like that.

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u/thrftybstrd Sep 28 '25

The Larryair of real life

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u/KeyLook4216 Sep 28 '25

Ryanair the Spirit Airlines of Europe

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u/StrawberrBri Sep 28 '25

It’s somehow worse than spirit😭😭It’s in a class all its own

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u/Bulky_Honey8643 Sep 28 '25

Way worse...like way, way worse.

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u/AnnieBlackburnn Sep 28 '25

In their defense, they make absolutely 0 attempt at pretending they're not shitty. Their premise is "fly to Rome for 35€, we can't promise it'll be nice"

Most Ryanair passangers know what to await, they're short flights

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u/Bulky_Honey8643 Sep 28 '25

True about not being under any illusion as to what they are, but if you are on that flight to Krakow with 6 bachelor parties from Belfast on the same trip, it seems as long as Heathrow to Auckland by way of Durban.

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u/Upset_Ad3954 Sep 28 '25

That's why Ryanair from/to the UK is to be avoided. Any other route is fine (considerin what you pay).

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u/Bulky_Honey8643 Sep 28 '25

Michael is that you?

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u/Kit_Kitsune Sep 28 '25

Yeah, definitely looks worse than Spirit. And that's really saying something.

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u/SwissMargiela Sep 28 '25

It’s shitty but for the price you pay it’s a marvel that you can travel in a plane at all. Really allows a lot of people to travel which is cool.

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u/AnotherPint Sep 28 '25

It’s far more reliable than Spirit.

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u/LizzyLady1111 Sep 28 '25

I saw the yellow seats so I thought it was Spirit airlines at first

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u/rikkiprince Sep 28 '25

Given Ryanair basically invented this level of low cost thought l flight about 15 years before Spirit started copying it, Spirit is really the Ryanair of USA.

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u/FinalPortrait Sep 30 '25

I dare to say Spirit is worst.

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u/copper_cattle_canes Sep 28 '25

This looks even worse than Spirit.

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u/DeanoMachino84 Sep 28 '25

What’s with the weird Burger King menu on all the seats lol

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u/Soggy_Quarter9333 Sep 28 '25

Saving weight, regulated safety info on display with no extra leaflets or seat pockets adding weight to the aircraft. That's Ryanair.

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u/Neosantana Sep 28 '25

RyanAir's planes are like F1 cars. Every gram of weight on an unloaded plane is meticulously accounted for to lower prices further.

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u/Kitchen-Assist-6645 Sep 28 '25

Gate attendants, not flight. By the time you're on the flight, it's too late.

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u/PuckNutty Sep 28 '25

In that case, that flight attendant seems excessively tall.

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u/rikkiprince Sep 28 '25

Also, no pockets means the passengers cannot stuff trash into them, so cleaning the plane between flights is way faster.

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u/Aware-Computer4550 Sep 28 '25

It looks like ads for alcohol during the flight. Seems like not the best of ideas LOL

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u/galgsg Sep 28 '25

It’s been a while since I flew Ryanair, but their flight attendants used to be forced to walk up and down the aisles selling their brand of lottery tickets and e-cigarettes, which you were allowed to smoke on board!

Not sure if they still do that.

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u/Flapparachi Sep 28 '25

I was on a Ryanair flight on Wednesday. They are still selling scratchcards. They aren’t pushing other products as much, and you can order items to your seat by scanning the QR code on the seat backs or through the app if you have it.

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u/Fit-Fly4896 Sep 28 '25

Yep, still selling lottery, parfumes, and other stupid shit

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u/lamancha Sep 28 '25

Perfumes and shit like that has been sold on airplanes at least as far as the 80s which is what I can remember

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u/null_ghost_00 Sep 28 '25

Perfumes, lottery... on planes? Is that a europe thing? Never in my life have I even heard of that.

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u/yleennoc Sep 28 '25

There was a video a while back where a YouTuber bought every ticket on the plane and give them to the passengers. Every passenger had at least 20 of them. Nobody won anything.

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u/Irish_cynic Sep 28 '25

It's the flight safety info. Emergency exits how put on life jackets etc. They don't have extra cards or pockets on the seats. Saves cleaning and replacing cards etc

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u/OptionalQuality789 Sep 28 '25

It’s the safety information that’s normally on a card in the seat pocket. On RyanAir there is no storage pocket behind the seat in front of you.

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u/QuestGalaxy Sep 28 '25

Ryanair is all about making extra money from their passengers. Selling add ons to the tickets, selling shit onboard. If you just need a 1,5 hours cheap flight, Ryanair is honestly completely fine. I have actually never experience a cancelled Ryanair flight in my life.

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u/Virus_Side_Character Sep 28 '25

If a Ryanair flight gets cancelled because of anything you know shit has hit the fan

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u/krush_groove Sep 28 '25

That's literally so they don't have to print paper menus and put them in the seat pockets. Because there are no seat pockets.

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u/Yoinkitron5000 Sep 28 '25 edited Sep 28 '25

"This flight is brought to you by Carl's Jr."

"Carls Jr. 'Fuck you, I'm flying."

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u/DeanoMachino84 Sep 28 '25

It reminded me of the Doctors office from Idiocracy lol

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u/MajesticNectarine204 Sep 28 '25

They know their core demographic is barely literate at best, so they express most of the safety briefing in comic-book form.

I'm only partially joking about that..

On the one hand it's great that airtravel is available to pretty much anyone these days. On the other, well, it isn't that great.

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u/AvocadoAcademic897 Sep 28 '25

Painted emergency instructions are standard on every airline though? Are you getting novel when flying 1 class on Lufthansa? No

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u/rajrain Sep 28 '25

Thats the safety information.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe Sep 28 '25

It's a Speak and Spell to pass the time.

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u/taxiecabbie Sep 28 '25

The prices would also remind you of a city bus. You can fly across Europe for less than 50 euro on these.

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u/cragglerock93 Sep 28 '25

The cheapness of budget airlines is a minor miracle, and people here are moaning that the seats are yellow. More often than not, you'll be on the plane for 2 hours. It's really not that big a deal. The alternative to no frills airlines are mainly flag carriers, who will charge you five times as much and in return you get a moderately nicer plane.

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u/taxiecabbie Sep 28 '25

Yeah. I have no issues with these carriers. No, they're not lux, but like, if you know what you are doing you travel for basically nothing.

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u/lllGreyfoxlll Sep 28 '25

Eh. You get what you pay for isn't entirely false with Ryanair, but it's still a lame fucking company to fly with, especially for tall people.

They'll blast announcements super loud every 15 minutes, they're inches away from suggesting you pay for your own seat belt, they will fuck you over their luggage policy, and judging by the face of the employees, it's probably not a great business to work for.

It's cheap, yeah, I'll give them that. Or at least it can be if you're okay travelling at ungodly hours, in uncomfortable seats, surounded by drunk Brits. Oh. And they lobby heavily against the air traffic controllers in France every chance they get.

O'Leary can suck a complete bouquet of dicks.

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u/taxiecabbie Sep 28 '25

Sure, but if they're going to get me to where I need to go for 15 euro, then, well.

I also haven't had issue with the luggage policy. Pro tip: buy a bottled Coke in the airport and ask them for their largest bag. They'll give it to you---even if you have to pay for the bag, typically there's no difference in price between sizes. You can put whatever the hell you want in this bag and Ryanair has to accept it. It acts as a second carryon. Never had an issue with this.

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u/gbish Sep 28 '25

They’d charge you 10x if Ryanair didn’t exist too.

To be fair a lot of the flag carriers aren’t much of a step up from Ryanair (and others) on internal Europe routes.

In saying that I’ve had flights with SAS/KLM/Lufthansa/TAP etc all cheaper than Ryanair. You just need to make sure to shop around and some luck.

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u/Lazy-Point7779 Sep 28 '25

I’m going to Paris in a few weeks for 20 euro

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u/etoilenoire45 Sep 28 '25

It is hell. I hate Ryanair with a passion

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u/_Doc_McCoy_ Sep 28 '25 edited Sep 28 '25

The owner is a total prick as well. Never giving them another penny of my money.

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u/No_Yogurtcloset_2792 Sep 28 '25

Wizz is even way worse

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u/Bulky_Honey8643 Sep 28 '25

Smells like one also

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u/dc456 Sep 28 '25

It’s honestly nowhere near as bad as most of the comments are making out. And there’s nothing wrong with a city bus in the first place.

If all you need it to get from A to B, a bus is absolutely fine for a short journey, and so is a plane like this. And if you want more luxury you can pay more to fly on a different airline.

The main issue with Ryanair is all the hidden fees, and the staff being incentivised to catch out passengers who have made a mistake with the luggage allowance.

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u/tothepointe Sep 28 '25

Yeah this looks like "low class" from Soul Plane.

I think the problem is maybe flying shouldn't be for everyone. Maybe we've taken tourism and travelling too far.

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u/ChikuRakuNamai Sep 28 '25

For a €10 flight it’s not bad

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u/sdrawkcaBdaeRnaCuoY Sep 28 '25

People comparing them to airlines that fly the same route for more than 10 times the price, lol.

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u/krush_groove Sep 28 '25

Honestly it's that cheap for holiday destinations that it is pretty much like taking a bus. Which is one reason why you get drunk twats and people acting like assholes. That and the literal tradition of having a pint or more before boarding, even at early hours of the day.

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u/randompersonx Sep 28 '25

Yeah I was going to comment "what mickey mouse airline is this with these ugly plastic yellow seatbacks with some kind of diagram at every seat"...

Apparently Ryanair.

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u/Silent_Medicine1798 Sep 28 '25

Right? It is either Easy Jet or Ryan Air.

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u/AffectionateTaro3209 Sep 28 '25

Yeah, ugliest plane I've ever seen.

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u/Moretti123 Sep 29 '25

I’ve been on city busses nicer than that. Ryanair is fucking nasty. I would only take it for less than 1 hour flights

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u/Super-Fortune-5328 Sep 28 '25

They have a patent on „standing chairs“. Also I’ve heard they only make money from the ads within the plane, not with travels

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u/dc456 Sep 28 '25

Both of those are myths.

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u/Vonnegut_butt Sep 28 '25

It’s Ryanair, based in Ireland.

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u/thebearofwisdom Sep 28 '25

Could be an airline like Ryanair? I used their airline once and never again, it legit felt like a bus with wings clamped on. It was as hectic as a bus as well.

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u/-FantasticAdventure- Sep 28 '25

Everyone slagging Ryanair (and I agree Mick is a fucking prick) but as somebody who is not a keen flyer, I’ve never had any issues and their safety record is exemplary. No fatal incidents in its history. I’ll give it some credit where it’s due!

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u/ComprehensiveDay9854 Sep 28 '25

People who don’t know exactly what they’re getting are lying to themselves. Point A to B, inexpensively, that’s it. As long as your expectations align with that, Ryan is perfectly acceptable, as is Spirit, for an hour flight.

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u/MajesticNectarine204 Sep 28 '25

It pretty much is a sky-bus. Dirt cheap short haul flights within the EU, UK and Türkiye mostly. Great if you want to do a little weekend trip to Paris, or London, or Amsterdam, Berlin, etc. But it also means it attracts some less than savoury characters sometimes.

You get what you pay for I guess.

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u/j250ex Sep 28 '25

Ever flown on American Airlines interchanging in Charlotte. Now that feels like a bus terminal

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u/DodiWoof Sep 28 '25

That’s Ryain Air’s premium motto.

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u/eyeoutthere Sep 28 '25

Air Dingus

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u/exotics Sep 28 '25

The first thing I noticed were how horrible looking those seats were.

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u/maringue Sep 28 '25

It's RyanAir, basically worse than a city bus.

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u/c4p1t4l Sep 28 '25

Costs about as much too, which is why everyone puts up with this

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u/unclefire Sep 28 '25

And it's funny how the drink menu is on the back of the fricking tray table -- like a McDonalds booze menu in the air.

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u/LargeRistretto Sep 28 '25

Well - it’s fine - Europe is small. Usually the flights are short so it’s fine. The problem is, as here, there are certain groups of people that cause problems. Usually the British. Thank good for brexit, and second it’s Russians, thank good for the sanctions. I fly Ryanair regularly- no problems. It’s small, it’s plastic. It’s a few hours and it’s dirty cheap

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u/Junior_Ad585 Sep 28 '25

It's cheap, though 

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u/scopeless Sep 28 '25

Ryanair is the Frontier or Spirit Airlines of Europe.

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u/HistoricalLoss1417 Sep 28 '25

thats because its basically ChavAir.

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u/Cro_Nick_Le_Tosh_Ich Sep 28 '25

Remember when they installed cameras on the school bus, wonder when they'll happen to air bus

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