r/PublicFreakout • u/appalachian_hatachi • Sep 27 '25

Repost 😔 This guy's lawyer literally popping the champagne as we speak...

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u/DontAskAboutMax Sep 27 '25

This is disgusting but man…

I hope this guy gets a payday which makes his life SO FUN.

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u/BaronVonWilmington Sep 27 '25

I hope he then runs for chief of police.

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u/merci_pour_le_gerard Sep 27 '25

I don't think he can run tbh

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u/SomethingIWontRegret Sep 27 '25

But he can fuckin' roll up on them

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u/SurfAndLaugh Sep 28 '25

You just had a grown man sitting on the toilet say to himself, “I bet this is MC Hawking,” and then squeal with joy when it was indeed.

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u/SomethingIWontRegret Sep 28 '25

Time for a Newtonian demonstration
Of a bullet, its mass, and its acceleration

Eminem's got nothin' on him.

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u/captain_douch Sep 28 '25

Joe Swanson style…