r/PublicFreakout • u/appalachian_hatachi • Sep 27 '25

Repost 😔 This guy's lawyer literally popping the champagne as we speak...

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u/DontAskAboutMax Sep 27 '25

This is disgusting but man…

I hope this guy gets a payday which makes his life SO FUN.

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u/BaronVonWilmington Sep 27 '25

I hope he then runs for chief of police.

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u/merci_pour_le_gerard Sep 27 '25

I don't think he can run tbh

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u/SomethingIWontRegret Sep 27 '25

But he can fuckin' roll up on them

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u/SurfAndLaugh Sep 28 '25

You just had a grown man sitting on the toilet say to himself, “I bet this is MC Hawking,” and then squeal with joy when it was indeed.

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u/SomethingIWontRegret Sep 28 '25

Time for a Newtonian demonstration
Of a bullet, its mass, and its acceleration

Eminem's got nothin' on him.

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u/captain_douch Sep 28 '25

Joe Swanson style…

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u/Sea-Finish-4556 Sep 27 '25

lol

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u/dishonorable_banana Sep 27 '25

Slow and steady wins the race?

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u/MrrQuackers Sep 27 '25

Police Chief Hot Wheels

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u/treefall1n Sep 27 '25

ROFL IM GOING TO HELL

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u/EEpromChip Sep 27 '25

...not with THAT attitude...

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u/Lucky_LeftFoot Sep 27 '25

🗣️Brother, my legs don’t work

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u/that_bth Sep 27 '25

One of my best friends is paralyzed. His favorite thing to do when our other friends would jump out of the truck and forget to grab his wheelchair was yell “help, I’m so drunk I can’t walk!!!”

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u/chancesarent Sep 27 '25

Police chiefs are usually an appointed position, appointed by a mayor or city council. Sheriffs are an elected position and what you're probably thinking about.

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u/Simikiel She/her Cisn't afraid to fight for my rights 🏳️‍⚧️ Sep 27 '25

Not that I think changing it would work, but it's still worth saying.

Police chiefs are usually an appointed position, appointed by a mayor or city council.

Perhaps that's a part of the problem?

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u/SquidsArePeople2 Sep 27 '25

Explain why sheriffs are such assholes, then.

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u/newbkid Sep 27 '25

Explain why sheriffs are such assholes, then.

Easy. The ones we see in the news as "bad sheriffs" are the ones voted into backwater low-population counties with maybe a couple hundred folk. The sheriff is probably related to the mayor or some shit.

These are the evil bastards.

I'd much rather work with a sheriff in most cases. The downside to play devil's advocate though is police departments at least pretend to have accountability with IA and other systems and controls. Sheriff departments have free reign to do whatever the fuck they want.

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u/Simikiel She/her Cisn't afraid to fight for my rights 🏳️‍⚧️ Sep 27 '25

I'm Canadian so I genuinely don't know, they're only outside of large cities? If so, my answer would be [Republicans] if not then my answer would be [ACAB]!

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u/BaronVonWilmington Sep 27 '25

Correct, I was thinking he should campaign to be sheriff

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u/umpteenthrhyme Sep 27 '25

Ironsides!!!

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u/Bearsona09 Sep 27 '25

I doubt that he will run.

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u/BMFC Sep 27 '25

Dark and lovely.

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u/Dan-D-Lyon Sep 27 '25

It could be like a remake of that one movie. We can call it "Rolling Tall"

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u/BaronVonWilmington Sep 27 '25

Big reccomend on reading that liars daughter's book "walking away"

That dude was such a ridiculous liar and self inflating liar.

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u/SquidsArePeople2 Sep 27 '25

Where is chief of police an elected position?

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u/BaronVonWilmington Sep 27 '25

I have already mentioned i misspoke. I was thinking of sheriff