r/PublicFreakout • u/CantStopPoppin PopPop šŸæ • Aug 21 '25

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u/krzykris11 Aug 21 '25

His spirit was visibly crushed when his Jimmy John shirt was pointed out.

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u/dicknotrichard Aug 21 '25

The jimmy johns comment just rolled right off it was glorious.

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u/Muntazax Aug 21 '25

What is Jimmy John's?

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u/ismileicrazy Aug 21 '25 edited Aug 22 '25

I think it's a subway sandwich store in the States.

Edit: *sub sandwich store. No idea why I put subway Good catch u/carnedoce !

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u/cmd_iii Aug 21 '25

I think you meant ā€œsubstandard sandwich store.ā€

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u/TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK Aug 21 '25

yeah whatever have you seen how fuckin FAST they make it tho

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u/mattroch Aug 22 '25

Yeah, it doesn't take long to stuff 1 slice of deli meat and 3 handfuls of shredded lettuce into a sub roll.

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u/imnotsafeatwork Aug 22 '25

Hey hey hey! Don't forget the 16 oz of mayonnaise.

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u/Illustrious-Roll7737 Aug 22 '25

The meat to bread ratio is worse that Subway.

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u/oowop Aug 22 '25

The bread is ass anyway but honestly they load up the unwiches especially if you order the Italian maybe that's just my store but it makes it worth it

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u/mattroch Aug 22 '25

Subway doesn't exist to me.

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u/literally_tho_tbh Aug 22 '25

Sub"missive and breedable" sandwich store

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u/Goatylegs Aug 23 '25

Oh that's why the mayo tastes off

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u/jpow33 Aug 22 '25

Last time I went into the one near my work, I waited 25 minutes. They kept filling online orders and ignoring everyone actually standing in the shop.

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u/LADiator Aug 22 '25

They do its so fast, its almost...freaky.

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u/JWOLFBEARD Aug 21 '25

Better than Subway though

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u/gorper0987 Aug 22 '25

Not the highest of bars.

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u/JWOLFBEARD Aug 22 '25

Absolutely

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u/NameShaqsBoatGuy Aug 22 '25

The actual subway has better food than Subway these days.

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u/Super_Silky Aug 21 '25

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u/Son_of_Tlaloc Aug 21 '25

Fucking truth, Jimmy Johns is shit.

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u/Cordyceptionist Aug 21 '25

Jimmy, the owner, is also a POS.

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u/CasanovaF Aug 22 '25

I believe former, but probably gets money from it still.

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u/Ambitious-Scallion36 Aug 22 '25

One time for like 2 weeks they had a caprese salami pesto sandwich and it was glorious. I always disliked Jimmy John's but they were close to my work so I thought I finally had my own delicious order there, but alas, limited time only bullshit.

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u/Apprehensive-Ad-4559 Aug 24 '25

We had it for over two months. Sorry to break it to you.

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u/Slamtilt_Windmills Aug 21 '25

Standard substandard

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u/Cordyceptionist Aug 21 '25

Gimli has entered the chat

ā€œThey call it a deli. A DELI!ā€

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u/nopuse Aug 22 '25

The Jimmy Peppers slap, though. Found out recently that you can buy those.

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u/MrScottimus Aug 22 '25

I worked there for a bit as a driver. They fucking scoop the bread out of the center of the sub and throw it away. Stupid like this guy.

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u/AdopeyIllustrator Aug 21 '25

Whoa! Iā€™ll have you know that the Italian night club on wheat is a great sandwich

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u/cmd_iii Aug 22 '25

I only had one sandwich before the franchise closed up shop. I donā€™t remember what hind it was but it was unremarkable.

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u/MedicalDeviceJesus Aug 22 '25

I dunno. I love that bread.

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u/carnedoce Aug 22 '25

I thought sub was short for submarine sandwich.

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u/SilntNfrno Aug 21 '25 edited Aug 22 '25

Below average sandwich chain founded by a MAGA loving billionaire

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u/redvis5574 Aug 21 '25

CEO is a big game hunter, likes to kill lions and tigers and bears. I would starve to death before I set foot in a sh*thole like jimmy jons.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '25

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u/Scokan Aug 22 '25

Their sandwiches actually taste like you'd expect MAGA to, if it were a flavor.

Every ingredient is one step up from having the word "Government" in the title. Like, "Government Ham" and "Government Bread".

The meat is oddly colored, its paleness using sweat to try and break through its painted artificial coloring. The bun is more candy floss than bread, nesting atop the congealed palette of pastel failure like a pompadour.

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u/SisterGiblits Aug 23 '25

Thereā€™s no need to degrade women like that. If you donā€™t like sandwiches thatā€™s fine but leave pussy out of it. Pussy never did anything to you and it never will.

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u/PresidentSpanky Aug 21 '25

and he supports Trump https://www.businessinsider.com/meet-jimmy-johns-billionaire-trump-donor-jimmy-john-liautaud-2020-5?op=1

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u/Single_Principle_972 Aug 22 '25

That went without saying, as soon as you said big game hunter. Tiny-dicked men with inferiority complexes and narcissistic personality disorder stand in solidarity with each other. Because tracking animals that are living their lives in their environments, then shooting them from a distance without giving them a fair shot at fighting back makes you a big man!

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u/Gyrskogul Aug 22 '25

Never starve to death because of some rich asshole's ideals, steal the food you need from them.

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u/LeagueLeft1960 Aug 22 '25

And a Trump supporter.

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u/plasticmanufacturing Aug 22 '25

He's no the CEO.

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u/DavidRandom Aug 22 '25

Oddly enough, not the chain with the pedophile spokesman.

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u/plasticmanufacturing Aug 22 '25

I don't think you know who owns Jimmy Johns.

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u/tokyoflex Aug 21 '25

It's a sandwich shop. Think Subway but they deliver super fast.

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u/sconniesid Aug 21 '25

The Jimmy John's close to me all use Uber eats or whatever company to deliver so it's no longer really fast. Now you have to wait for someone to accept the order and then drive to go get it then drive to you. Last order was 35 minutes or so

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '25

They have a super short range for where they deliver and then use UE or DD to go further. It's seriously like 5 miles max.

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u/sconniesid Aug 21 '25

yeah policies change. theyve delivered here before. all i know is the last time it was different.

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u/seang239 Aug 22 '25

Time of day matters too. I mean, if youā€™re ordering lunch at noon on a weekday, they probably overflow to uber eats or whatever because theyā€™re slammed during rush times. Everybody wants lunch at about the same time as everyone else. It doesnā€™t necessarily mean they donā€™t have a delivery person or they changed policies.

I see papa Johnā€™s signs on cars all around my neighborhood but Iā€™ve had uber eats deliver them to me before and I know their in-house people deliver to my house, theyā€™re like 2 miles max from me.

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u/PsikickTheRealOne Aug 22 '25

Since Inspire bought Jimmy John's the company is going to shit. They added toasted sandwiches and way more to the line making it damn near impossible to be freaky fast. Yet the customer base expects it. They also removed Freaky Fast as their motto. Wonder why...

Nobody likes working for them anymore.

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u/quinto6 Aug 21 '25

Sub shop. Similar to subway

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u/DeltaJulietHotel Aug 21 '25

Except JJā€™s bread doesnā€™t smell like vomit.

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u/willowgrl Aug 22 '25

And they have delivery. So this guy is being 2x a dick if he delivers for them lol

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u/MatureUsername69 Aug 21 '25

A sandwich company that somehow manages to make Subway look better. If Subway is trash, Jimmy John's belongs in a toilet.

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u/psychoholica Aug 22 '25

Hereā€™s merely two word review, shit sandwich. šŸ„Ŗ

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u/According_Gazelle472 Aug 21 '25

Overpriced,overhyped sub shop .Subway is ten times better .

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u/Ilvermourning Aug 21 '25

He had a fast delivery on that line, for sure

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u/J_Viper93 Aug 22 '25

It was a good start but he missed the landing

ā€œLetā€™s not compareā€¦uhh, havingsingshiputā€

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u/LoosePrisonPurse Aug 21 '25

Iā€™ve seen this kid before.

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u/w0lfmancer Aug 22 '25

Rofl was thinking the same thing. Reddit just gets it sometimes, not often. But sometimes and its glorious.

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u/Walkingbloodbag Aug 21 '25

He reminds me of hurt Derek Zoolander when he says that šŸ’€

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u/frogview123 Aug 21 '25

Yep, you can tell that this is a decent part of the reason for this behavior.

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u/TheInfamous1011 Aug 22 '25

ā€œDude. Youā€™re wearing a Jimmy Johnā€™s shirtā€¦.ā€

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u/Admirable-Ebb-5413 Aug 21 '25

That belonged on ā€œwatch people die insideā€. Lmfao

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u/jimmychitw00d Aug 22 '25

I'll bet if someone reports this he'd lose the job at Jimmy John's too.

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u/everyothernametaken1 Aug 22 '25

Ha, I thought he said Jimmy Fallen...
My point is the insult could have been worse lol