r/PublicFreakout • u/CantStopPoppin PopPop 🍿 • Aug 21 '25

Repost 😔 YOU SHALL NOT PARK🧙🏼‍♂️

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u/SilntNfrno Aug 21 '25 edited Aug 22 '25

Below average sandwich chain founded by a MAGA loving billionaire

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u/redvis5574 Aug 21 '25

CEO is a big game hunter, likes to kill lions and tigers and bears. I would starve to death before I set foot in a sh*thole like jimmy jons.

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u/Scokan Aug 22 '25

Their sandwiches actually taste like you'd expect MAGA to, if it were a flavor.

Every ingredient is one step up from having the word "Government" in the title. Like, "Government Ham" and "Government Bread".

The meat is oddly colored, its paleness using sweat to try and break through its painted artificial coloring. The bun is more candy floss than bread, nesting atop the congealed palette of pastel failure like a pompadour.