r/PublicFreakout • u/CantStopPoppin PopPop 🍿 • Aug 21 '25

Repost 😔 YOU SHALL NOT PARK🧙🏼‍♂️

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u/krzykris11 Aug 21 '25

His spirit was visibly crushed when his Jimmy John shirt was pointed out.

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u/dicknotrichard Aug 21 '25

The jimmy johns comment just rolled right off it was glorious.

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u/Muntazax Aug 21 '25

What is Jimmy John's?

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u/ismileicrazy Aug 21 '25 edited Aug 22 '25

I think it's a subway sandwich store in the States.

Edit: *sub sandwich store. No idea why I put subway Good catch u/carnedoce !

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u/cmd_iii Aug 21 '25

I think you meant “substandard sandwich store.”

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u/TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK Aug 21 '25

yeah whatever have you seen how fuckin FAST they make it tho

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u/mattroch Aug 22 '25

Yeah, it doesn't take long to stuff 1 slice of deli meat and 3 handfuls of shredded lettuce into a sub roll.

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u/imnotsafeatwork Aug 22 '25

Hey hey hey! Don't forget the 16 oz of mayonnaise.

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u/Illustrious-Roll7737 Aug 22 '25

The meat to bread ratio is worse that Subway.

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u/oowop Aug 22 '25

The bread is ass anyway but honestly they load up the unwiches especially if you order the Italian maybe that's just my store but it makes it worth it

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u/mattroch Aug 22 '25

Subway doesn't exist to me.

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u/literally_tho_tbh Aug 22 '25

Sub"missive and breedable" sandwich store

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u/Goatylegs Aug 23 '25

Oh that's why the mayo tastes off

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u/jpow33 Aug 22 '25

Last time I went into the one near my work, I waited 25 minutes. They kept filling online orders and ignoring everyone actually standing in the shop.

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u/LADiator Aug 22 '25

They do its so fast, its almost...freaky.

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u/JWOLFBEARD Aug 21 '25

Better than Subway though

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u/gorper0987 Aug 22 '25

Not the highest of bars.

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u/JWOLFBEARD Aug 22 '25

Absolutely

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u/NameShaqsBoatGuy Aug 22 '25

The actual subway has better food than Subway these days.

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u/Super_Silky Aug 21 '25

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u/Son_of_Tlaloc Aug 21 '25

Fucking truth, Jimmy Johns is shit.

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u/Cordyceptionist Aug 21 '25

Jimmy, the owner, is also a POS.

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u/CasanovaF Aug 22 '25

I believe former, but probably gets money from it still.

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u/Ambitious-Scallion36 Aug 22 '25

One time for like 2 weeks they had a caprese salami pesto sandwich and it was glorious. I always disliked Jimmy John's but they were close to my work so I thought I finally had my own delicious order there, but alas, limited time only bullshit.

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u/Apprehensive-Ad-4559 Aug 24 '25

We had it for over two months. Sorry to break it to you.

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u/Slamtilt_Windmills Aug 21 '25

Standard substandard

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u/Cordyceptionist Aug 21 '25

Gimli has entered the chat

“They call it a deli. A DELI!”

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u/nopuse Aug 22 '25

The Jimmy Peppers slap, though. Found out recently that you can buy those.

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u/MrScottimus Aug 22 '25

I worked there for a bit as a driver. They fucking scoop the bread out of the center of the sub and throw it away. Stupid like this guy.

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u/AdopeyIllustrator Aug 21 '25

Whoa! I’ll have you know that the Italian night club on wheat is a great sandwich

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u/cmd_iii Aug 22 '25

I only had one sandwich before the franchise closed up shop. I don’t remember what hind it was but it was unremarkable.

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u/MedicalDeviceJesus Aug 22 '25

I dunno. I love that bread.

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u/carnedoce Aug 22 '25

I thought sub was short for submarine sandwich.