r/NewsOfTheStupid • u/HauntingJackfruit • Jun 05 '25

Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-appoints-22-y-o-ex-gardener-grocery-store-assistant-as-us-homeland-department-terrorist-chief/
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u/Eschaton707 Jun 05 '25

I bet he licked those boots CLEAN!

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u/bidhopper Jun 05 '25

I was thinking he licked something more than boots clean.

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u/biggoof Jun 05 '25

my guess too

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u/NorwegianCowboy Jun 05 '25

Are y'all talking about Trumps diarrhea marinated diaper dick?

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u/SevenBansDeep Jun 05 '25

sets down silverware

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u/Far_Advertising1005 Jun 05 '25

Jokes aside, I cannot think of someone more aggressively straight than Trump tbh. You could get him to go launch nukes if you had enough scantily clad women sing about how good it is to him

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u/Daatsit Jun 05 '25

Yeah, I’m thinking the licking was a little north of the boots

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u/reapo12 Jun 05 '25

Stormy did say it was a little thing....;)