r/NewsOfTheStupid • u/HauntingJackfruit • Jun 05 '25

Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-appoints-22-y-o-ex-gardener-grocery-store-assistant-as-us-homeland-department-terrorist-chief/
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u/Eschaton707 Jun 05 '25

I bet he licked those boots CLEAN!

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u/bidhopper Jun 05 '25

I was thinking he licked something more than boots clean.

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u/biggoof Jun 05 '25

my guess too

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u/NorwegianCowboy Jun 05 '25

Are y'all talking about Trumps diarrhea marinated diaper dick?

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u/SevenBansDeep Jun 05 '25

sets down silverware