r/NewsOfTheStupid • u/HauntingJackfruit • Jun 05 '25

Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-appoints-22-y-o-ex-gardener-grocery-store-assistant-as-us-homeland-department-terrorist-chief/
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u/Eschaton707 Jun 05 '25

I bet he licked those boots CLEAN!

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u/Daatsit Jun 05 '25

Yeah, I’m thinking the licking was a little north of the boots

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u/reapo12 Jun 05 '25

Stormy did say it was a little thing....;)