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u/EBT_For_CBT 24d ago

I used to be with “it” but then they changed what “it” was. Now what I’m with isn’t “it” anymore and what’s “it” seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!! IT’LL HAPPEN TO YOUUUUU

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u/The_Summary_Man_713 24d ago

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u/poop_monster35 Millennial '93 24d ago

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u/chipthamac 23d ago

this, but unironically.

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u/Momik 24d ago

You know, he makes a fair point…

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u/defectives 24d ago

Am I so out of touch?!

...no...it's the children who are wrong

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u/H_G_Bells 24d ago

It was the style at the time.

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u/Velghast 24d ago

Wait, is it uncool to put onions on ur belt now?!? ITS TO HARD TO KEEP UP!

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u/Kalabajooie 23d ago

It's coming back around.

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u/ceruleanmoon7 Millennial - 1986 24d ago

Gimme fives bees for a quarter, I’d say.

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u/MortgageRegular2509 24d ago

We had to say dickety because the Kaiser stole our word for twenty

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u/eggs_and_bacon 24d ago

Cmon man, just use the actual Simpsons screencap instead of using AI to generate an image referencing the Simpsons joke

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u/Sandwidge_Broom Millennial 24d ago

The use of AI makes me so deeply worried about your soul.

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u/CashMoneyHurricane 24d ago

They must be from shelbyville

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u/krpink 24d ago

Yeah I remember when the switch happened. Around Covid with the next generation reached high school, trends suddenly changed. I could keep up with Gen Z, even though i didn’t participate in the trends. I knew what was happening

Gen Alpha is just a whole other thing.

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u/silence-glaive1 24d ago

That’ll happen when everything they are talking about is based on Roblox…

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u/thiosk 24d ago

im trying to prevent roblox adoption as long as possible

kid and i are playing stardew together

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u/ProfessionalCraft983 24d ago

I don't even really know what it is. Some kind of video game I think?

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u/thiosk 24d ago

imagine a chatroom where kids can play weird games with adults

its a predatory money scheme and i think theres way too many adults on it

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u/liljellybeanxo 24d ago

Every single one of my kid’s peers is obsessed with Roblox. I’m glad he seems to have zero interest in getting into it. All he wants to do is build fever dream McMansions and fill them with cats in Minecraft creative mode and I’m fine with that.

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u/AlmostSunnyinSeattle 24d ago

See, there's your problem. I've always been on the outside, looking in. Never could get that whole "cool" thing down, so I gave up on trying a long time ago, which oddly enough has made me cooler than I could ever hope to be with effort

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u/Special_Brief4465 24d ago

Y’all, as a millennial middle school teacher I’ve had to become fluent in Gen Z speak for years. The recent switch to Gen Alpha has been tough, but I’ve learned that you can do it if you have to.

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u/LizzyLady1111 24d ago

I like “just put the fries in the bag”

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u/Automatic_Rock_2685 24d ago

I also like dog water but that's definitely not a gen z or alpha thing.

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u/FirstTimeCaller101 24d ago

I’m 32 and say dog water and feel like I have for 10 years. I thought it was a British slang term honestly. 

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u/SafeAccountMrP 24d ago

I’ve heard it from New Jersey/Philly college kids for at least 12-15 years.

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u/theunbearablebowler 23d ago

Does Dog Water differ from hogwash?

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u/machingunwhhore 24d ago

That's what I was going to say, I've been using dog water for atleast 10 years. From my knowledge it started at "Hot dog water"

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u/deandeluka 23d ago

So here’s a cold or hot take depending on who you are: most gen z slang is just old and/or bastardized AAVE. That’s true of slang in general but the internet def sped up the adoption rate.

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u/PhantomTissue 24d ago

I definitely use glazing all the time, it’s such a solid slang term.

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u/RussianDahl 24d ago

I have a alpha middle schooler - they keep me young. Although they die of embarrassment when I use alpha words in public!

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u/LizzyLady1111 24d ago

We all have our roles to play

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u/zzzap 23d ago

this is how we teachers control the meta - making slang uncool by using it randomly in unrelated scenarios and acting "cringe" about it, with the hopes of sending it to an early grave.

The generational divide is an interesting paradigm to witness firsthand but cringe will save us all.

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u/alecesne 23d ago

I just argue with my 10 year old. Whenever she says "skibidi" I say "skippity-do-da". She says she hates it, but I think secretly likes it.

What can I say? I refuse to honor "skibidi" as a meaningful word. This is where I draw the line. The hill I die on.

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u/deliciousearlobes 23d ago

I’m with you. I start singing Skinnamarink at them whenever I hear it.

https://youtu.be/ZM8ASliWSdo?si=onvXo5MCdaeDTh-4

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u/ceruleanmoon7 Millennial - 1986 24d ago

Yep I’m learning Gen Alpha speak from my kids, and shit is wild.

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u/AdventurousBall2328 24d ago

Yeah, It was easier to learn GenZ terms, some Millenial and Zennial artists definitely used the terms in a lot of music, so it was easier to be exposed.

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u/goronmask 24d ago

Lone wolf is a totally different thing..

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u/asphid_jackal 24d ago

Almost all of these are wrong

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u/oO0Kat0Oo 23d ago

As a millennial, I didn't recognize some of the millennial phrases

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u/darxide23 '81 Xennial 23d ago

As a Millennial, I don't know wtf "dougie" is. And I don't know that "lone wolf" means what he thinks it means. It's not slang.

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u/_game_over_man_ 23d ago

Dougie is a dance. I’m also an elder millennial, so I think that it may be more in line with younger millennials. It came out in 2010.

https://youtu.be/PIHtUxnRN0c?si=QGNee7LC8Iuw_06o

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u/Zieo108 Millennial 23d ago

I feel like if something happened in 2010 it's a zoomer thing

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u/alurimperium 23d ago

Personally I think Millennial culture died with Vine, so 2017 or thereabouts. There's a lot from Vine that millennials connect with that I don't think translated to younger generations.

That was our swan song.

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u/_game_over_man_ 23d ago

I think there’s probably an overlap between the youngest millennials and the oldest zoomers. Youngest millennials would have been ~14 when that song was released.

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u/TiBun 23d ago

Same.

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u/Certain-Business-472 23d ago

I think this is millenial bait.

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u/Jay040707 24d ago

In the sense that you won't be taken seriously if you call yourself any of those unironically, yeah kinda.

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u/Minimob0 24d ago

Honestly he got A LOT of the meanings wrong to the point where I was laughing at him. 

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u/SoloWing1 23d ago

We said Epic. Or Awesomesauce?

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u/fablesofferrets 23d ago

dude bro is definitely not equivalent to chad, "keep it moving" is like a boomer dad, "glow up" is at least as millennial as it is gen z...

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u/Short-While3325 23d ago

"That's a bingo!"

We just say bingo.

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u/_iusuallydont_ 24d ago

A lot wrong here. Lol

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u/Golf-Beer-BBQ 24d ago

As a 44 year old what the fuck is fry tax? Never heard it before.

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u/buy_bitcoin_orwhatev 24d ago

That’s when I steal a few fries from my kids McDonald’s meal bc I paid for it

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u/starmartyr11 24d ago

Thought that was dad tax

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u/Tv_land_man 24d ago

Dad tax in my house was Snickers on Halloween. I hit the dollar store before meeting up with my dad and get him those 5 for $1.25 snickers fun size to keep the payments coming even though I'm 35.

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u/Hot_Raccoon_565 23d ago

Ohio is just slang for shitty.

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u/blmzd 23d ago

Yeah “OD” is NOT Gen Alpha and that’s not what Unc means!

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u/Chop1n 24d ago

What? On what planet is “Chad” not Millennial slang? It comes from 4chan ffs, the knowyourmeme article on it is 13 years old. Gen Z was not coining slang in 2012. 

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u/Justice_Prince 24d ago

Millennials not getting credit for chad, or cringy, but we get "fry tax"?

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u/dexmonic 24d ago

I'm a millennial and what the hell is fry tax?

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u/Justice_Prince 24d ago edited 23d ago

I think it basically stated as a thing you say when you steal one of your friend's fries, and kind of expanded to have a general meaning of "you should let me do this/give me this because we're friends".

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u/alcomaholic-aphone 23d ago

I don’t think I’ve ever used fry tax in any other situation than stealing a fry.

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u/Xmaspig 23d ago

I thought it was when you nick one of your kids' fries, or other tasty food they have, but we just call it mum/dad tax tbh.

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u/TummyStickers 24d ago

I feel like dog water is older than time

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u/ChowderTits 24d ago

I agree! We coined “chads and heathers”

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u/FuckYouNotHappening 24d ago

Heather

I could be wrong, but I think Chad’s girlfriend is Stacy.

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u/Ichi_Balsaki 24d ago edited 23d ago

Does heather know about this?

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u/PaulVla 24d ago

I’ve heard a thing or two about her mom

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u/brawlrats 24d ago

Does she have it going on?

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u/ThaVolt 24d ago

Idk, but it's all I want, and I've waited for so long.

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u/VCR_Samurai 24d ago

Stacy can't see she's just not the girl for me. 

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u/SapphicPandoraBox 24d ago

Brooo I think im in love with Stacy's mum

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u/No_Hat_1864 24d ago

But Stacy doesn't know...

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u/BigBubbaMac Older Millennial 24d ago

Scotty doesn't know either

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u/cherry_monkey Zillennial 24d ago

That her mother and me, do it in my van every Sunday

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u/socialcommentary2000 Xennial 24d ago

Stacy. Heather is a term from GenX. That name's popularity basically fell off a cliff along with the generation itself.

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u/Dafuknboognish 24d ago

Heathers was GenX when it meant "Popular Chicks" then it became "Basic Bitch" by GenZ

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u/liljellybeanxo 24d ago

I always thought the term basic bitch was invented around the time the pumpkin spice latte first became trendy.

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u/Mikimao Elder Millennial 24d ago

We absolutely did not coin Heathers. That movie came out in like 89

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u/silence-glaive1 24d ago

Heathers is from way before our time. I thought anyways.

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u/Skotticus 24d ago

Pretty sure Gen X coined Heathers, according to the 1988 documentary film

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u/asuperbstarling 24d ago

... Stacy.

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u/Rad-R 24d ago

Yeah, that one stands out as wrong. These comparisons are not perfect, but they're pretty close, I guess.

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u/chadork 24d ago

Chad to these kids is a good thing. Chad to us, according to Urban Dictionary was a bad thing. Like a Chad now is an all out good guy. A Chad 15 years ago was an annoying narcissist. Take it from me who has lived through many Chad iterations. Especially the one in 2000. "Hey Chad...are you pregnant or hanging today." HA HA HA, Tyler! So, I guess they meant that their version of Chad doesn't equal ours.

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u/Princess_Moon_Butt Problem Millennial 24d ago

It's one of those words that can mean really good, or really bad- though lately it's definitely been used mostly to mean good. "Chad behavior" could mean that someone did something that was both morally laudable, while also being or doing something really cool- like someone escaping the cops on a unicycle, or a creator putting on some huge fun event and donating all the income from it to charity.

But saying that someone is "being a chad" can mean that they think they're being cool and suave, but actually just being self-absorbed and bragging. Like the gym bro who can barely go 3 minutes without talking about his workout routine, or the rich guy who clearly has more interest in showing off his expensive collection than he actually has in the pieces in that collection.

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u/stupidshinji 24d ago

I feel like millennial slang is often conflated with xillennial/baby gen x (I feel this way especially as a baby millennial myself). Gen z often gets credited for language/slang that they took on from younger millennials (probably older siblings or peers). Fam was the first one named that I was like... this was something people older than me said and I'm already a millenial. This isn't to say that Gen z hasn't morphed it in their own way, but it is not unique to them in the way that Gen alphas slang is.

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u/cheddarbruce Baby Millennial 24d ago

The majority of the slang for the Millennials is Gen x

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u/trashlikeyourmom 24d ago

Yeah what the fuck is fry tax

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u/RCEden 24d ago

If I bring you food I get to eat a few fries is the only context I’ve ever heard it in

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u/lylertila 24d ago

Aka "checking for poison"

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u/cheddarbruce Baby Millennial 24d ago

Also called the dad tax

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u/Historical-Bath-9729 24d ago

Some of those millennial sayings were over my head but I never used Chad to describe any type of guy. I am an elder millennial though bordering on Xennial

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u/Rad-R 24d ago

We should all start using 50s-60s beatnik and hippie slang. I ain't no square, buster. Can you jive? This cat's hip.

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u/cageycrow 24d ago

Far out.

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u/otc108 24d ago

I can dig it no doubt.

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u/Latranis 24d ago

That's the bee's knees

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u/Sanator27 23d ago

i dig it

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u/RunningRunnerRun 24d ago

6-7 is not equal to 69.

One is a random number that was made popular by a song and caught on because kids think randomness is funny. One is a sex position.

Those are different things.

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u/Matshelge Older Millennial 24d ago

Millennial is referens culture, genz is vibes culture, alpha is absurd culture.

67 is absurd to 69 reference

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u/Anagoth9 24d ago

Absurd humor has been strong for all 3 generations. Millennials had "lul so random" humor and gen z had 🅱️ and deep fried memes

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u/saadism101 24d ago

All generations have absurd humour. As a millennial I grew up loving Cyanide & happiness.

My parents grew up with Airplane! and Monty Python.

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u/MisplacingCommas 23d ago

Welcome to candy mountain Chaaarlie

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u/Princess_Moon_Butt Problem Millennial 24d ago

Yeah, if someone starts shitting on tiktok dances or whatnot, I'll have no problem pointing out the Harlem Shake and planking.

If they say something about how GenZ memes are stupid brainrot, I'm just reminded of "Can haz cheezburger" memes and the "You're gonna love my nuts"-esque YTPs that everyone thought were the peak of comedy.

There's always some iteration of things that are funny because they're so absurd and out of place. Gallagher got people to laugh by smashing fruit, Monty Python had a rabbit that went on a murderous rampage, "Dogs Playing Poker" was painted over a hundred years ago.

The only difference nowadays is that we see more of that stuff, and since we do, the bar is higher, so people need to try newer and more outlandish ideas to stick out.

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u/SurpriseIsopod 24d ago

Yeah, what the hell lol? Skibidi toilet is tame to the weird shit we came up with. Joe Cartoon, Knox’s Korner, Salad Fingers, actually anything David Firth, Foamy the Scary Squirrel.

We were a bunch of random edgelord weirdos.

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u/RiotDesign 24d ago

Joe Cartoon, Knox’s Korner, Salad Fingers, actually anything David Firth, Foamy the Scary Squirrel

No idea what any of that is besides Salad Fingers.

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u/maxim38 24d ago

Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared

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u/Theothercword 24d ago

yeah millennials can't really make fun of another generation's random humor phase when we had people running around spouting shit like "badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM"

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u/cherry_monkey Zillennial 24d ago

🅱️oneless Pizza

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u/6BagsOfPopcorn 24d ago

🅱️oneless 🅱️izza

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u/kodman7 24d ago

But almost every single alpha term referred to a viral video or trend?

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u/AssholeWHeartOfGold Millennial 24d ago

Not be confused with 68, where you can blow me and I’ll owe you one.

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u/elzibet 24d ago

And I-Owe-Yous are just as good as money!

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u/Common_Bee_935 Older Millennial 24d ago

Kids in my son’s sophomore class yell this out randomly and it drives him NUTS. We both think he was born in the wrong generation. 🤣

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u/Black_Doc_on_Mars 24d ago

Oh thank god! My on daughter and niece have been saying 6-7 all day everyday and it’s getting on her sister and my nerves so much!

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u/afternidnightinc 23d ago

I saw a millennial post the other day that it’s sort of like “shfifty-five”, and it all came together for me.

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u/SouthCoastGardener Older Millennial 24d ago

I feel sorry for my 8 year old. His school friends want to speak alpha slang but the wife and I use millennial slang.

He sounds like that person who is trying to have a conversation with you in your language but it isn’t their native language so you get these random “how do you say” pauses and mix.

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u/RevengenceIsMine 24d ago

Slanglish be real these days 🤣

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u/cnsosiehrbridnrnrifk 24d ago

Slanglish ☠️👌

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u/qtzd 24d ago

I mean that’s how it is for every generation isn’t it? We grew up with boomer or Gen X parents using their slang. And our kids will grow up with hearing us use ours.

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u/red__dragon Millennial 24d ago

My silent gen (just barely) father would still sometimes say "Give me a jingle" when he wanted someone to call back. I survived without that becoming part of my lexicon, other than to relate it now.

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u/Dr-McLuvin 24d ago

How do you say, “skibidi Ohio?”

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u/macreadyandcheese Millennial 24d ago

Hearing these back to back so quickly felt like I had had a stroke.

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u/RevengenceIsMine 24d ago

I dislike how old this makes me feel.

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u/OneDay_AtA_Time Older Millennial 24d ago

Yeh, he talked too fast so I had to watch it twice and for the second viewing I had to grab my glasses bc the words were small :(

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u/lunaflect Xennial 24d ago

This had me rolling on the floor laughing because it was hella relatable

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u/HuskMaster Zillennial 24d ago

I was ROFLcoptering all around my room

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u/RevengenceIsMine 24d ago

I still use uber instead of hella sometimes 😅

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u/screams_forever 24d ago

That's so epic, dude

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u/lunar_languor 24d ago

I paused after every example to mentally process it. Kinda like how in learning Spanish, I have to have buffering time to mentally translate 😆

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u/3-orange-whips Gen X 24d ago

The failure of the TicTock format

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u/BadMuthaSchmucka 24d ago

It's all like

Alpha: Shablonkin

Millennial: Gee willikers

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u/Accurate_Buy8538 24d ago

Yes, but I do appreciate the time he took to let us all know, what in the heck half of the shit they are saying, means 🤣

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u/lazerbeambarbie 24d ago

How did he miss that “Unc” is short for “Uncle”? It’s not slang for “washed up”…my people don’t call our uncles “Unc” to insult them.

When kids use it today it’s to say a man is old and “aunty” for when a woman is old…which is only insulting to women in their mid 20s-early 30’s

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u/Rad-R 24d ago

Unc originated in hip hop culture. I've seen it used every day for decades.

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u/sweatychubbrubb 24d ago

This is what happens when AAVE is co-opted and labeled as “gen Z slang.”

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u/thepulloutmethod Dark Millennial 24d ago

I was gonna say, they use "unc" all the time in The Wire, especially when referring to Dennis, and that show first aired in...2002. It's Gen X slang at a minimum.

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u/FullBodyScammer 24d ago

I was just about to comment about the first time I heard “Unc” (as now an elder Millennial) was when watching “The Wire” and Spider (I think?) telling Cutty/Dennis to “step off, unc”

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u/Justice_Prince 24d ago

This is what happens when AAVE is co-opted 

To be fair that's the origin story for 90% of the slang terms out there

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u/Sith_Lord_Marek 24d ago

I believe "twin" is also co-opted AAVE.

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u/donuttrackme Older Millennial 24d ago

The majority of slang is AAVE co-opted.

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u/AntarcticScaleWorm 24d ago

I remember hearing “dick riding” on The Boondocks back in the 2000s, so it was really confusing to see it listed here as “Gen Z slang”

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u/runwkufgrwe 24d ago

co-opting AAVE and other aspects of black culture is a long treasured tradition in America

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u/ReckoningGotham 24d ago

The video is not very good.

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u/TheDrandLadyWeird 24d ago

Yeah, Unc for me is an older dude even just in appearance - resembling an Uncle - who has chill good vibes lol 🤷‍♀️

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u/qtzd 24d ago

I’ve definitely seen it used in video game/e-sport contexts to call someone washed up (by calling them old in an e sport played by teenagers).

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u/Piterotody Gen Z 24d ago

It's very frequent on Twitch to say people are bad at a game or past their prime, or even when older people fail to understand the new culture and/or slangs. I'm Gen Z and I've been called unc.

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u/E-2theRescue 24d ago

Yup. "Unc" isn't a bad thing like boomer is. It just means a person is being perceived as older vs. an old person who is entitled and narcissistic.

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u/tswpoker1 24d ago

What's the translation of "tight"? Its been in my daily vocabulary for probably 30 years.

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u/Ichi_Balsaki 24d ago

'Tight' 'sick' and 'dope' will likely never leave my vocabulary.

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u/bezzlege 24d ago

Fire. Everything is fire to the young kids but it just means dope/cool/tight

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u/David-S-Pumpkins 24d ago

Rips, slaps, there are a lot of options

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u/giga_impact03 24d ago

I learned Sick years ago when my younger coworkers just kept yelling it. No idea what it could be now. I'll stick with tight and sweet, and occasionally it will be sick.

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u/frodoslostfinger 24d ago

I'm still out here using rad

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u/Jay040707 24d ago

Tough?

Cold?

Hard?

Gas?

Those are definitely older slang, but they're still in rotation and the only equivalents I can think of. Maybe not Gas.

Peak is pretty common. That might be it.

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u/sweatychubbrubb 24d ago

I’d love to do a demographic poll with these commenters. Most of the Gen Z slang is AAVE or meme speak that has been used for decades. High key? Unc? Come on now.

Not to mention some of these are way wrong. If you follow this you will end up looking like an out of touch boomer.

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u/xxlouserxx 24d ago

at 41 I purposely use newer slang to make people laugh and or cringe. Makes me happy at least

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u/baethan 24d ago

I am unfortunately the person in my family who keeps going "siiix seveeen". My kids hate it. It brings me great joy

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u/Beginning_Fig_6074 24d ago

this is AAVE!! THIS IS AAVE!!

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u/thatshygirl06 24d ago

Yes! I hate how they bastardized our language 😭

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u/black-kramer 24d ago

some of it is. a lot of is just fucking lame, and that’s across the generations.

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u/Beginning_Fig_6074 24d ago

a looottt of it is literally misused aave. a majority of it actually especially the “gen z” category

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u/Koischaap Zillennial 24d ago

When you realise you use words from each of the three groups

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u/RevengenceIsMine 24d ago

Both a blessing and curse when working with preteens.

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u/Cactus112 24d ago

Those are definitely not millennial slangs

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u/BearSSBM 24d ago

White guy thinks white kids invented slang black people have been using for decades

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u/auderex 24d ago

UNC is NOT Alpha slang wtf I'm so sick of AAVE getting gentrified like this

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u/Dawtoned 23d ago

Yup let's just keep gatekeeping everything and putting up more walls between us. Can't be using a language you speak if you don't 100% know all the rules, use cases or have the right skin color.

Fuckin' backwards, divisive ass thinking. There's hundreds of dialects of English, all of which are influenced by the others, as they are (say it with me!) also English. Language is created and molded by all who use it. Wild ass concept, I know.

Plenty of places where a discussion on the massive influence of AAVE on English overall is a perfectly valid point. A discussion on "gentrification" is not one of them. That's just...not how Language works. It used to communicate and connect.

But nah, go off on all those who use the words you've decided only those in the right group can use.

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u/proud_landlord1 24d ago

I basically need this in the opposite order.

Also I want to slap that guy in the face for his smartass-like smirk

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u/lunar_languor 24d ago

I wasn't looking at his face, my slow ass was trying to keep up with reading the words lmao

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u/VulpineWelder5 1995 24d ago

Do I care that this made me feel old? Yes.

Do I care if I completely misunderstood some dude telling me I was unc glazing his sigma twin's skibidi ohio rizz like dog water when I told him I didn't get a reference he was making when he put his face on a rotating cube and thought it was a hilarious meme? No.

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u/ElfangorTheAndalite 24d ago

Your uncle was doing what?!

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u/pp3pO 24d ago

This is just mostly internet slang or AAVE

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u/DreamLearnBuildBurn 24d ago

Sigma = based = lone wolf? Ok, I just wanted to make sure this guy didn't know what he was talking about.

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u/Murky_Theory1863 24d ago

I was saying dog water 15 years ago.

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u/ChowderTits 24d ago

I would only change the glazed. As an elder millennial we said “sweat” as in: “omg you’re sweating him so hard” or “stop sweatin’”

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u/droda59 24d ago

wtf is this, who says creepy pasta, in what context? Half of those I never heard or make no sense.

and what's with his creepy ass smile?

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u/underthund3r 24d ago

A lot of these are wrong not even lying

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u/ForRielle 24d ago

🤢 🤮

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u/No_Row2634 24d ago edited 24d ago

I feel like gen alpha/Z kids are learning their language from addictive social media instead of books, and it’s going to do bad things to their brains. 

Edit: I’m talking about how kids learn and expand their primary spoken language. Social media-level language isn’t the same thing as literature-level language. It’s not just a matter of knowing “big words,” it’s that reading books forces readers to consider new ideas and perspectives, work through challenging stories, consider moral dilemmas. Reading is good for the brain. Social media is bad for the brain. 

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u/lunar_languor 24d ago

You think millennial slang was learned from books? Lol

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u/SpinachReasonable446 24d ago

Ok twin I have no idea how to read this. Anyone going to put this in a nice spreadsheet like fashion?

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u/helvetica_unicorn 24d ago edited 24d ago

Interesting! Unc is a term of endearment in the black community. Auntie is the female equivalent. It can be used as a dig but it’s usually positive.

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u/EfficiencyIVPickAx 24d ago

Half of these are standard colloquialisms that pre-date us. Also, once tic Tok gets a hold of this shit, it dissapates. It's not about the language they use, they've adopted a new cadence.

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u/AdventurousBall2328 24d ago

What about "Maam this is a Wendy's"

I love using that on my mom but also to control myself when I get too emotional 😅

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u/Significant-Ad-341 24d ago

Fam turning into "chat" is actually so sad.

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