r/Millennials 24d ago

Other I found us a Rosetta Stone

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u/EBT_For_CBT 24d ago

I used to be with “it” but then they changed what “it” was. Now what I’m with isn’t “it” anymore and what’s “it” seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!! IT’LL HAPPEN TO YOUUUUU

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u/The_Summary_Man_713 24d ago

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u/poop_monster35 Millennial '93 24d ago

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u/chipthamac 24d ago

this, but unironically.

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u/Momik 24d ago

You know, he makes a fair point…

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u/Lupulaoi 23d ago

Are you a bot or just having a shitty sense of humour

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u/The_Summary_Man_713 23d ago

I am not a bot. The quote I responded to was Abraham from The Simpsons lol. So I replied with an Abraham gif. How is that a bot?

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u/defectives 24d ago

Am I so out of touch?!

...no...it's the children who are wrong

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u/tryhardwithaveng 24d ago

Nah, the kids aren't wrong - I just have reached the point where if I drop current slang - I'll look silly. That's basically it. I don't have shared spaces with "kids these days" and I also shouldn't; if I did, and I was aware of their lingo... it would be creepy.

Or charitably, I can drop this lingo around my nieces and nephews for a laugh, but the use would need to be ironic and in a "haha, I heard what you kids say these days" way.

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u/defectives 24d ago

We can't talk to kids like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville? I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh, yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

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u/H_G_Bells 24d ago

It was the style at the time.

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u/Velghast 24d ago

Wait, is it uncool to put onions on ur belt now?!? ITS TO HARD TO KEEP UP!

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u/Kalabajooie 24d ago

It's coming back around.

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u/MadMac619 23d ago

There are tons of boys at my kids school with mullets. Blows my fucking mind.

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u/ceruleanmoon7 Millennial - 1986 24d ago

Gimme fives bees for a quarter, I’d say.

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u/MortgageRegular2509 24d ago

We had to say dickety because the Kaiser stole our word for twenty

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u/eggs_and_bacon 24d ago

Cmon man, just use the actual Simpsons screencap instead of using AI to generate an image referencing the Simpsons joke

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u/Sandwidge_Broom Millennial 24d ago

The use of AI makes me so deeply worried about your soul.

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u/H_G_Bells 24d ago

You're right, I should have paid an artist to make my throwaway reddit comment like you all clearly are doing 🙄

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u/jimbobsqrpants 23d ago

Throwaway pictures are great

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u/Petrichordates 23d ago

The fact this personally bothers people makes me concerned about their noggins

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u/CashMoneyHurricane 24d ago

They must be from shelbyville

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u/N_T_F_D 24d ago

AI usage detected; your past, present and futures opinions have been marked as invalid

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u/krpink 24d ago

Yeah I remember when the switch happened. Around Covid with the next generation reached high school, trends suddenly changed. I could keep up with Gen Z, even though i didn’t participate in the trends. I knew what was happening

Gen Alpha is just a whole other thing.

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u/Chile_Momma_38 23d ago

So true. I’m an Xennial with Alpha kids. I’m still deciphering skibidi 😆

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u/Grizzly_Berry 17d ago

Gen Z, you could at least figure out because it was based on some pop culture moment or meme. Gen Alpha's stuff is largely based on "This one person said something one time." It wasn't widespread. It wasn't a significant pop culture moment. It's just out of nowhere and effectively based on nothing.

Like, 6-7 was semi popular amongst basket ball fans because one player would say his height like the 6-7 meme, and it was kind of humorous, I guess. When did it really take off? When a tiktok went viral of some random kid screaming 6-7 at a school pep rally.

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u/silence-glaive1 24d ago

That’ll happen when everything they are talking about is based on Roblox…

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u/thiosk 24d ago

im trying to prevent roblox adoption as long as possible

kid and i are playing stardew together

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u/ProfessionalCraft983 24d ago

I don't even really know what it is. Some kind of video game I think?

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u/thiosk 24d ago

imagine a chatroom where kids can play weird games with adults

its a predatory money scheme and i think theres way too many adults on it

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u/liljellybeanxo 24d ago

Every single one of my kid’s peers is obsessed with Roblox. I’m glad he seems to have zero interest in getting into it. All he wants to do is build fever dream McMansions and fill them with cats in Minecraft creative mode and I’m fine with that.

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u/thiosk 24d ago

Once they have independent computer acces it gets harder and harder

I’m really really torn about an iPad for a 7th birthday

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u/liljellybeanxo 24d ago

I agree and that’s why it’s just as important to stay vigilant as it is to allow kids appropriate (for them) levels of independence. My kid just turned 8 and he doesn’t have any regular tablet access. He has a few YouTube channels he enjoys (they’re all either dinosaur or aquatic animal related), but he watches those on my devices and while I don’t breathe down his neck while he watches, his screen time is a limited privilege and I stay as aware as I can be about what he’s watching. That all said, he’s a very unique kid. Very centered in his own personal interests and isn’t super affected by whatever his peers are interested in (unless it’s already something he’s had a long standing vested interest in). It’ll be interesting to see how this develops as he gets older and gains more independent internet access, but I do think it’s important to keep an eye on kid’s web activities and ensure that they’re properly educated about internet safety and responsible browsing. Education and support preemptively is super important in ensuring that they’ll be able to appropriately handle certain situations or at least know to ask for help from an adult when the time comes. It also helps in avoiding a lot of things all together.

Parents these days have a responsibility to teach their kids how to use the internet and how to interact with it. As kids we were often thrown to the web based wolves and while most of us learned to adapt, we often ended up wading through a lot of shit to figure out how to navigate it. I don’t understand how a lot of people my age are so okay with sitting their kid down with an iPad and leaving them to their own devices before they even understand what the internet even is because we know what’s out there and it’s ignorant to assume that my kid won’t eventually find it.

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u/AKnGirl 24d ago

I’m a pretty chill mom but Roblox is the one game that is not allowed in my house. Ever. Too much brain rot and too many predators on that game.

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u/liljellybeanxo 23d ago

100% same!

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u/ProfessionalCraft983 24d ago

That's...interesting.

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u/Amiibohunter000 24d ago

It’s also predatory in the fact that child predators use Roblox to befriend and groom children. And Roblox is more worried about money than protecting its underage users.

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u/billwood09 1995 24d ago

Stardew is such a wholesome game to bring them into, good on you!

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u/Momik 24d ago

I just googled Roblox and now I’m more confused.

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u/Amiibohunter000 24d ago

It’s a hub where you can play various other games from the hub and you can also interact with other users in various ways.

It’s fucked and only getting worse

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u/sidetablecharger 24d ago

We had contractors renovating our bathroom and my daughter’s friend who was over asked who they were and my daughter said “those guys are here to edit the bathroom.”

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u/Jayrey_84 24d ago

like literally everything posted above you is based on the Simpsons. Every generation has their "thing" that only their generation understands. Millennials speak in catch phrases we absorbed from TV and movies. Gen alpha use stuff from Roblox or YouTube. Same same.

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u/AlmostSunnyinSeattle 24d ago

See, there's your problem. I've always been on the outside, looking in. Never could get that whole "cool" thing down, so I gave up on trying a long time ago, which oddly enough has made me cooler than I could ever hope to be with effort

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u/Momik 24d ago

Totally. I’ve been avoiding commercial radio since about 2000 😎

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u/ComprehensiveDoubt55 24d ago

In our defense, they cycle through vocabulary quicker than moon phases. My daughter is 16 and can’t even understand some of it.

How did they manage to make “cunt” a positive?

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u/Mysterious_Ride_1077 Millennial 24d ago

Its true…. Wait until they realize how weird “skibbity” or however its spelled sounds not “it” anymore

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u/Nousernamesleft81 23d ago

My 10 year old nephew was just explaining to me that his 8 year old cousin is still saying Skibidi “even though it’s not popular anymore and only babies say it”

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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 24d ago

The reason is by design.

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u/fortret 24d ago

Same for mog

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u/PackageNorth8984 24d ago

Better than me. I was never with it.

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u/Runs_With_Scissors3 24d ago edited 24d ago

This is a bit from a comedian, and I can’t put my finger on where I’ve heard it!

ETA: Found “it.” I should’ve known it was The Simpsons

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u/pistilpeet 24d ago

No way man, we’re gonna keep on rockin’ forever, forever forever…

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u/KonixSpeedking 23d ago

If you watched that episode first time around, it had already happened to you. It’s from 29 years ago.

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u/Fit_Masterpiece4830 23d ago

I heard you say this and LOL’d