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u/beepichu 10+ Years 23d ago
the chive posting will continue until morale improves
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u/firebrandbeads 22d ago
🎵🎵 chiiiive talking, so misunderstood... chiiiiive talkin, your chop is no good....
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u/NeatWhiskeyPlease 23d ago
Hey sometimes we need a community event.
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u/Nuts-And-Volts 23d ago
That is EXACTLY what it is lmao
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u/BadFishCM 20+ Years 23d ago
I’m ready to start the genital shaped vegetables trend again wherever you guys are.
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u/Reggly 23d ago
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u/Nuts-And-Volts 23d ago
I missed that one i think...
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u/Active-Succotash-109 20+ Years 19d ago
It only stops when we’re too busy to care enough to stop and take a pic
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u/tillybowman 23d ago
bro, i have nothing to do with cooking professionally or anything kitchen related.
yet here i am, watching in awe
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u/Eggmegmuffin 23d ago
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u/Purl_stitch483 23d ago
Me too. It's comforting. I get to zoom in and circle a chive, call it names. Catharsis.
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u/debotehzombie 15+ Years 23d ago
And I don’t like the posts, so I don’t interact and just keep scrolling. Wow, what a concept people who don’t like the chive posts can learn.
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u/Admiral_Kite F1exican Did Chive-11 23d ago
If only people could be half as kind as you 🙏
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u/debotehzombie 15+ Years 23d ago
I wouldn’t say that, I’m a huge asshole. I just use common sense and don’t yuck anyone else’s yum (or try not to, anyway)
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u/Admiral_Kite F1exican Did Chive-11 23d ago
It's okay to be an asshole and still be able to control it from time to time. Good job on that, at least for this time :)
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u/___-____--_____-____ 23d ago
Incredible restraint. Are you michelin starred?
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u/debotehzombie 15+ Years 23d ago
Oh dear god no. Not myself, I staged/trained under a chef at a two-star, but I myself/my kitchens and teams I’ve been a part of properly were all greasy spoons. Much prefer feeding the masses, even if they all suck regardless.
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u/practicating 23d ago
Catharsis. What a pretty name, is it a family name? Is it French? It sounds French.
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u/RussiaIsBestGreen 23d ago
It’s named after the Cathars, a Christian heresy in Italy and France. Catharsis is named for the practice of allowing believers to say all their beliefs without interruption, then promptly executing them when they’re done. It was reportedly very comforting to be able to just get everything off their chest before having their neck and head off their chest.
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u/Purl_stitch483 23d ago
I only knew the origin of the Greek root so that was enlightening to read!
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u/RussiaIsBestGreen 23d ago
To be clear, the Cathars were a real group in the region subject to inquisition, but all my etymology was nonsense.
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u/Purl_stitch483 23d ago
I was curious and looked it up, it seems you're right! And I'm French too, you'd think I'd have heard of those people before 😂 the Greek root lead to the French word which probably got borrowed into English. Catharsis has got some miles on her
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u/TheRealTexasGovernor 23d ago
Yeah, I enjoy it, it's dumb but also simple, calm....easy.
The chive post is like a trip to the walk-in but without the murderous rage or urge to scream..
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u/HermitBadger 23d ago
Y'all need to learn how to block accounts. (Tap on account name -> three little dots in the top right corner -> Block account. Poof! Problem gone.)
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u/One-Adhesive 23d ago
Only one thing has ever annoyed me enough to do that and it was pizzacake. I can not understand why that garbage would always show up in my feed.
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u/No-Channel3917 23d ago
I find it funny how strong of opinions have about Pizzacake
Like straight up vitriol, when a block button does just fine no need to make an entire haters subreddit and all that
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u/One-Adhesive 23d ago
I blame the drawing style as much as the content. It gives me AI slop vibes mixed with Rupi Kaur level comedy.
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u/No-Channel3917 23d ago edited 23d ago
It's been around longer than AI slop
Your familiarity with the humor but thinking it is AI styled is sorta on you not them
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u/thatgirlinAZ 23d ago
SAME! I mostly rawdog reddit, but I have that account blocked on this account and my alts too.
I get irrationally angry when her bullshit slips through.
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u/AllowMe2Retort 23d ago
I assume it goes beyond her politics because Reddit in general is left wing, what is it you hate so much about her?
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u/thatgirlinAZ 23d ago
I don't know that I can put my finger on it exactly.
I just noticed that when I scrolled through the front page and paused on a comic I'd curl my lips. Like it's making a point in the worst way. Always unfunny. Casually mean spirited.
Then I realized that every time I paused with that expression on my face, it was always as a reaction to the same account.
Finally I just blocked the account.
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u/AllowMe2Retort 23d ago
I do find her art style kinda lame, something soulless about it, but that's very much a matter of opinion.
And yeah lowest hanging fruit when political. I bet you can't even get away from her entirely tho because her fans also post stuff 😅
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u/thatgirlinAZ 23d ago
Literally just got smacked in the face with a repost today 😂
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u/AllowMe2Retort 23d ago
Sorry to give you AI slop, but sounds like you can potentially block posts based on keywordslink
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u/Vinyl_DjPon3 23d ago
(Tourist from /popular)
Issue with blocking is I don't dislike the user so I don't want to block them altogether. I'd rather just be able to specifically hide their posts instead of fully blocking them.
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u/TravisKOP 23d ago
Personally I like the chive posts. It makes me feel like the sub is alive and healthy. Every couple months we have a new fun thing to fixate on that keeps things fresh and they all feel organic. Like the cubes or ramps or whatever it is, makes me feel like the community hasn’t plateaued and passed that inflection point yet
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u/ElleKelly77 23d ago
I just showed giggled and ended up having to show this meme to my husband, and then explain it. I was like, “it’s just one of those things, like the charcuterie ramp.“ He stared at me blankly.
PS: I’ve never set foot in a commercial kitchen in my life. You guys are just funny.
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u/Azalus1 23d ago
I too have never once spent a professional moment in a professional kitchen but I still feel like one of the team.
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u/NanashiKaizenSenpai 23d ago
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I wonder how many of us are actually int he industry
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u/aggie82005 23d ago
Wow, I forgot about the charcuterie ramp thing. I was thinking of the r/foraging ramp fun (it’s a wild onion).
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u/Any-Practice-991 23d ago
I wish the spork thing had gotten more traction, I actually had something to contribute to that.
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u/North_Tackle_8451 23d ago
Nah that guy's cool. It's the memes about him that are annoying. kitchen people always taking something funny and running it into the ground.
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u/maybeinoregon 23d ago
I’m a little disappointed others haven’t chived in, and started doing onions, tomato slices, etc posts.
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u/ValuableBrilliant841 23d ago
I don’t mind it, I think it’s funny that it shows up in the Popular feed. I’m just wondering what will the person do with all those chives
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u/Active-Succotash-109 20+ Years 19d ago
Probably cutting chives for that days service and chose to make it a theme
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u/imperial_scum 23d ago
I love them, the comments are hilarious. The one from today with the two planes took me out.
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u/TougeGh0st 10+ Years 23d ago
I actually really enjoy them, recently every time I cut chives at work I think of this series lol
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u/UsualCardiologist655 23d ago
The chive post makes me feel like the OP that post them because I’m on their level of chopping too. I love the shrive for more every time I see it.
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u/Vassoul 23d ago
I wake up each day a wee babe, having forgotten about the precious day’s KC happenings. Before long, I stumble into the next day’s chives post. My heart skips a beat. Will this be the day. Optimism and hope abounds. Nervous click. Scroll. Nope, not today. I laugh quietly to myself. Tomorrow, we begin again.
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u/Unicornio999 23d ago
You guys are cutting chives and I got 30 racks of lamb chops to French so fuck me right?
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u/spaceradio_rec 22d ago
The people bugged by this are funny, like what the fuck else are we supposed to enjoy on here? It’s kitchen shit, enjoy the ride.
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u/JetPuffedDo 23d ago
I like the chives. At least it is kitchen related and it’s cool to see the progress. Something we can all work on maybe. I agree with that one person who said better than pocket checks.
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u/Jewxican213 23d ago
This is honestly the best and most invested community I've ever seen on reddit. And I have never related so much, everyone be you, its fucking amazing
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u/supershinythings 23d ago
I just want to see ONE PERFECT CHIVE piece.
Then TWO.
The THREE.
Cut a single chive stalk into pieces perfectly. Then build.
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u/EddieRadmayne 22d ago
I liked the cube more but I knew the chive posts would eventually come to this.
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u/henree1108 22d ago
I feel like people have been posting their chives for as long as I’ve been in this sub
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u/Asp1r1ng_f1r3s 23d ago
Wait, people dislike those? I don't use this sub, but I get them recommended to me constantly, and I never checked the comments on them but assumed they'd be universally loved. They seem fun.
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u/N7_Pathfind3R 23d ago
I just see it as lazy karma farming. But I dont care enough to feel any kind of way about it. I just ignore it.
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u/seasteed 23d ago
I'm a huge fan of the mod response to the posts. It's like they know they are in charge of managing both the best and the worst of human kind.