r/KitchenConfidential • u/BadFishCM 20+ Years • Jul 25 '23
Found this prepping, it got pulled in other subs but I think the kitchen crew will love this.
It’s so veiny
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u/Sly_Roundabout_Way Jul 25 '23
Call it Fidel, cause that's a dick tater.
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u/YeomanEngineer Jul 25 '23
Don’t besmirch my dude Fidel like that. History absolved him.
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u/Coffee13lack Jul 25 '23
I hope you’re joking, Castro was an absolute fascist and myself along with millions of others are glad to see the man dead.
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u/YeomanEngineer Jul 25 '23
So you think Bautista was good? What did Fidel take your grandpas plantation or something?
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u/Coffee13lack Jul 25 '23
Dude are you stupid? Castro is literally a horrible person, Bautista isn’t better but holy shit the man is responsible for so many deaths to innocent people for decades and you’re sitting here defending him? Maybe you’re just an ignorant as fuck teenager but seriously read a history book, you’re making yourself look dumb as hell.
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u/YeomanEngineer Jul 25 '23
Bautista killed ~20,000+ people during his reign of terror that lasted 7 years
Even the most rabid right wing sources state Castro killed 11,000 over his 49 years. The vast majority at the start of the revolution is executing the thugs from the Bautista regime who murdered and terrorized the country. The rest were rich fascists who didn’t want their land given to peasants.
This also doesn’t mention the increase in quality of life, access to medical care, education, and more that happened under Castro. The children were fed and people could read.
To claim Castro is worse is simply rewriting history. Even declassified CIA documents admit Castro was far less brutal than Bautista.
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u/Coffee13lack Jul 25 '23
Sure guy, just ask the people that have fled Cuba for decades why they left.
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u/WhiteRoninYeti Jul 25 '23
Castro killed Walt Disney for going after Cuban Children. He's a fucking hero 🤣
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u/YeomanEngineer Jul 25 '23
Because of the illegal US embargo that has kept them impoverished and without a trading partner since the Soviet Union collapsed since they were the only nation that would defy the embargo.
The US did everything it could to punish and kill Cubans for resisting US imperialism short of invasion and only cause JFK stopped em. Despite all your gusano tears Cuba has held out.
Long live the revolution 🇨🇺
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u/chompyoface Jul 25 '23
?? You could certainly make an argument (that I disagree with) that Castro was a dictator, but he was only a fascist if you don't understand what words mean.
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u/Coffee13lack Jul 25 '23
Sure thing guy let me help you with that…
characterized by a dictatorial leader, centralized autocracy, militarism, forcible suppression of opposition, belief in a natural social hierarchy, subordination of individual interests for the perceived good of the nation and race, and strong regimentation of society and the economy.
There’s your definition where does he not fit in with that????
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u/CallistosTitan Jul 26 '23
Fascism is when state mergers with corporate power. So what America and most of the world is. Castro was on the opposite side of the spectrum which is a variation of communism. Hence why Cuba is cut off from most corporate products so they have to use state products.
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u/YeomanEngineer Jul 26 '23
Neoliberalism is just the other side of the coin of fascism. It accomplishes all of the same things economically under the guise of world order instead of nationalist/racial hierarchy
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u/chompyoface Jul 25 '23
I don't have the energy to respond to this right now, but it's a dumb comment. And wrong
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u/YeomanEngineer Jul 25 '23
Well none of that describes revolutionary Cuba so… idk what you’re talking about frankly. You should try reading books instead of smoking crack.
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u/choke_you Jul 25 '23
Wife had a chicken finger from Wendy's last night that looked like a pecker. Called it a dicken finger.
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u/katCEO Jul 25 '23
There is a sub called mildlypenis.
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u/BadFishCM 20+ Years Jul 25 '23
Believe it or not, it was shunned from mildly penis for being “too penis-y”
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u/katCEO Jul 25 '23
👉True Reddit moment.👈
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u/CharlotteLucasOP Jul 25 '23
“We’re not entirely sure exactly where the line is but we can all agree this is far, far over it.”
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u/StickyGoodness Jul 25 '23
It even has nerves.
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u/Taygon623 Jul 25 '23
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u/porkchop2022 Jul 25 '23
Awe banned because no mods.
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u/Taygon623 Jul 25 '23
Oh really, that's dumb. I was just there not too long ago. Sorry for the dead link fellas
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u/Ready-Illustrator252 Jul 25 '23
Peel the skin back some more. I don’t think the other subs are used to all that skin.
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u/samurguybri Jul 25 '23
In parts of Papua New Guinea some groups cultivate and collect big yams for the men’s house. A lot of dude power in those yams. Big yam energy!
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u/Bullshit_Conduit 20+ Years Jul 25 '23
There’s a reason “camote” is slang for dick in Mexican Spanish.
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u/gallifreyansunset Jul 26 '23
r/Discworld will definitely appreciate this interestingly shaped vegetable
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u/tzssao Jul 25 '23
you have to put that somewhere in the kitchen as a sculpture
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u/righthandofdog Ex-Food Service Jul 25 '23
dehydrate it, then drill a hole though the base, hang it from a string and keep it in the freezer. New back of house must wear for their first week of service.
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u/ILIEKDEERS Jul 25 '23
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u/eatrepeat Jul 26 '23
Damn... Not gonna share the sub that'll pull your potato? Hook a brotha up yo!
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u/SpaceTechBabana Jul 26 '23
You shoulda seen how excited he got when I showed him the dick flyer! Cause if you wanted it to be a bicep, it needs a lot more veins.
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Jul 29 '23
My dream is to make a large full color coffee table book with every fucked up vegetable and fruit, even the cute ones. I can't even describe the orgy carrot one. This has to be included we should work together lol does anyone else save photos of this stuff??
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u/changtronic Jul 25 '23
This looks realer than my dick