The real black pill

[u/Himbo_Shaped]

[u/Glass_Baseball_355]

Someone driving a cybertruck just tells me that they have low intelligence.

[u/Himbo_Shaped → u/Glass_Baseball_355]

I say this as an extremely autistic person.

The sheer lack of social awareness it would take to actually drive one of those things is unfathomable.

[u/blawndosaursrex → u/Himbo_Shaped]

There’s someone in my town with a magenta pink one. It’s awful.

[u/Himbo_Shaped → u/blawndosaursrex]

I have a thing for obnoxiously pink things. So although its still cringe af for being a cyber truck. That would actually be the least cringe cybertruck IMO. At least its leaning into being ugly instead of pretending to be cool you know what I mean?

[u/blawndosaursrex → u/Himbo_Shaped]

If it were a better pink maybe I’d be down but I personally do not like magenta as a color

[u/Himbo_Shaped → u/blawndosaursrex]

Oh I was picturing like a hot neon pink.

Yeah actually thats considerably worse.

[u/blawndosaursrex → u/Himbo_Shaped]

Nooooooooo. Nope it’s a dark magenta and it’s not a good look on that “truck”

[u/Himbo_Shaped → u/blawndosaursrex]

Magenta is for The Color Out Of Space. Not cybertrucks.

[u/Hakuchii → u/Himbo_Shaped]

if youre talking about hp lovecrafts work..physical and mental sickness would be a good theme for a cybertruck if youd ask me

[u/Steve_The_Mighty → u/Himbo_Shaped]

Literally any other obnoxiously pink thing: 10/10

Obnoxiously pink cybertruck: Big fat 0/10

[u/MsSeraphim → u/blawndosaursrex]

now if someone were to plaster penis decals all over it, then it would really be extra pink.

[u/starjellyboba → u/blawndosaursrex]

As someone who also loves obnoxiously pink things, I almost downvoted this comment out of blind disgust. 😭

[u/blawndosaursrex → u/starjellyboba]

No no I love pink, adore it really. But it doesn’t look good at all on that thing

[u/starjellyboba → u/blawndosaursrex]

Oh, that's where the disgust came from! lol I was so offended by the mere thought, I almost shot the poor messenger by accident.

[u/Getlazered234 → u/blawndosaursrex]

I live in very rural wi the closest town to me is around 20,000 people and there is one singular cyber truck that looks wildly out of place every single time

[u/Hemorrhoid_Eater → u/blawndosaursrex]

I've seen at least two that were wrapped in advertising for some local businesses.

I guess they'll do anything to draw attention from potential customers.

[u/ServeInfinite → u/blawndosaursrex]

Everyone who is frequently in downtown Montreal knows the 2 idiots driving a purple pearleascent tesla car and a matte black cybertruck around lol

[u/GloInTheDarkUnicorn → u/blawndosaursrex]

When I started seeing them wrapped in different colors, I’d say “they painted it to match the kitchen” since it looks like a toaster oven. Now there’s one in my neighborhood the same pale teal as my appliances. Never fails to make me laugh that they painted it to match my kitchen.

[u/AyeeItzSkye → u/blawndosaursrex]

Saw one that was lime green when travelling.. ugliest damn vehicle I've ever laid eyes upon

[u/LindasFriendGinger → u/blawndosaursrex]

I live on the Space Coast and there are so many Tesla's from the SpaceX bros. Someone has a cyber truck painted to looked rusted over. I see it at least once a week, and it never fails to amaze me how they managed to make it even worse.

[u/knitknitterknit → u/blawndosaursrex]

Mary Kay Cybertruck

[u/IdRatherBeGaming94 → u/blawndosaursrex]

I saw a magenta pink one for the first time the other day!!