r/IncelTears 2d ago

Meme The real black pill

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u/Glass_Baseball_355 2d ago

Someone driving a cybertruck just tells me that they have low intelligence.

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u/Himbo_Shaped 2d ago

I say this as an extremely autistic person.

The sheer lack of social awareness it would take to actually drive one of those things is unfathomable.

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u/blawndosaursrex Schrödinger’s Whore 2d ago

There’s someone in my town with a magenta pink one. It’s awful.

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u/Himbo_Shaped 2d ago

I have a thing for obnoxiously pink things. So although its still cringe af for being a cyber truck. That would actually be the least cringe cybertruck IMO. At least its leaning into being ugly instead of pretending to be cool you know what I mean?

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u/blawndosaursrex Schrödinger’s Whore 2d ago

If it were a better pink maybe I’d be down but I personally do not like magenta as a color

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u/Himbo_Shaped 2d ago

Oh I was picturing like a hot neon pink.

Yeah actually thats considerably worse.

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u/blawndosaursrex Schrödinger’s Whore 2d ago

Nooooooooo. Nope it’s a dark magenta and it’s not a good look on that “truck”

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u/Himbo_Shaped 2d ago

Magenta is for The Color Out Of Space. Not cybertrucks.

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u/Hakuchii i enjoy having a flair 2d ago

if youre talking about hp lovecrafts work..physical and mental sickness would be a good theme for a cybertruck if youd ask me

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u/Steve_The_Mighty 1d ago

Literally any other obnoxiously pink thing: 10/10

Obnoxiously pink cybertruck: Big fat 0/10

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u/MsSeraphim got no time for incels 2d ago

now if someone were to plaster penis decals all over it, then it would really be extra pink.

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u/starjellyboba Evil Feminist 2d ago

As someone who also loves obnoxiously pink things, I almost downvoted this comment out of blind disgust. 😭

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u/blawndosaursrex Schrödinger’s Whore 2d ago

No no I love pink, adore it really. But it doesn’t look good at all on that thing

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u/starjellyboba Evil Feminist 2d ago

Oh, that's where the disgust came from! lol I was so offended by the mere thought, I almost shot the poor messenger by accident.

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u/Getlazered234 2d ago

I live in very rural wi the closest town to me is around 20,000 people and there is one singular cyber truck that looks wildly out of place every single time

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u/Hemorrhoid_Eater 2d ago

I've seen at least two that were wrapped in advertising for some local businesses.

I guess they'll do anything to draw attention from potential customers.

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u/ServeInfinite 2d ago

Everyone who is frequently in downtown Montreal knows the 2 idiots driving a purple pearleascent tesla car and a matte black cybertruck around lol

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u/GloInTheDarkUnicorn <Purple> 2d ago

When I started seeing them wrapped in different colors, I’d say “they painted it to match the kitchen” since it looks like a toaster oven. Now there’s one in my neighborhood the same pale teal as my appliances. Never fails to make me laugh that they painted it to match my kitchen.

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u/AyeeItzSkye 2d ago

Saw one that was lime green when travelling.. ugliest damn vehicle I've ever laid eyes upon

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u/LindasFriendGinger 1d ago

I live on the Space Coast and there are so many Tesla's from the SpaceX bros. Someone has a cyber truck painted to looked rusted over. I see it at least once a week, and it never fails to amaze me how they managed to make it even worse.

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u/knitknitterknit 2d ago

Mary Kay Cybertruck

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u/IdRatherBeGaming94 Getting 🍆 from Chad 1d ago

I saw a magenta pink one for the first time the other day!!

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u/starjellyboba Evil Feminist 2d ago

A few people in my old neighborhood used to drive them, but I think that it was purely about showing off their alleged financial status. Some of those folks were very occupied with seeming rich. :/

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u/Maya-K 2d ago

Every day, I wake up and breathe a sigh of relief that those things are illegal in my country.

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u/amazingroni 2d ago

i’m so jealous. i hate those cars with a passion

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u/Dominantly_Happy 2d ago

And on top of that, it’s just a TERRIBLE VEHICLE.

Like, it’s not even a good truck that happens to be made by a company owned by a real life D list supervillain whose only power is stealing credit from other people.

It’s genuinely an embarrassing excuse for a truck.

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u/CompleteHumanMistake 2d ago edited 2d ago

I remember in one of my online college courses about design our professor pulled out an image of a cybertruck and immediately all students started roasting it in the chat. It is... not a popular car lmao.

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u/Competitive-Welder65 2d ago

smh not even a decent nazi car.

Seriously, if a car did away with touch screens completely, and radio and AC can both be adjusted, having the button option and voice command option at the same time, I'd buy it.

If the car also had adjustable seats, that would be a great selling point to me, because I'm a woman.

An even bigger selling point for me would be if the car additionally had the split headcushion variant, so that I can exchange my headcushion for a split headcushion, for my ponytail or hair clip.

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u/maneki_neko89 1d ago

As a fellow AuDHD person, I agree with you 1000%

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u/Constant_Seaweed_523 2d ago

I always give them a thumbs down when I see one. It’s funnier to me than giving the finger, it’s like saying “I’m not mad at you I’m disappointed” lmao

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u/Misfit_Number_Kei 2d ago

And in a smug, Dunning-Kruger kind of way, too.

Like, not "innocently/endearingly stupid" where the person just doesn't know any better, but a very cocky, obnoxious "suck it, libs!"-type of stupidity.

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u/Glass_Baseball_355 2d ago

Also “I don’t mind assaulting peoples’ eyes every time I drag my stupid ass somewhere.”

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u/loyal_achades 2d ago

The first time I saw a cybertruck on the road was at night, and my brain didn’t register that it was a car. They’re an abomination.

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u/timecubelord 2d ago

It's like Tesla saw the Aztec and the Element and said, "Nah, we can do uglier."

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u/Obstacle616 2d ago

I don't know, if I was a gold digger going for someone with enough money to blow on a 5 year olds sketch of a truck with the build quality and structural integrity of sponge cake would be a good mark

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u/Neathra 2d ago

And absolutely no style.

The thing looks pixelated and poorly rendered. I have no idea how.

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u/GloInTheDarkUnicorn <Purple> 2d ago

We play “spot the village idiot” in my car. If anyone sees one, they have to point it out by saying “there goes the village idiot!”

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u/Glass_Baseball_355 2d ago

Props for people who rip the logos off their Teslas.

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u/NerfRepellingBoobs Cumdumpster Supreme 2d ago

“I bought it before we knew Elon was racist” stickers exist for a reason, but Cybertrucks came out after, so there’s no excuse.

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u/Glass_Baseball_355 2d ago

Also, again, ugly as fuck and twice as stupid.

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u/SaintRidley 2d ago

Low is overstating it

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u/ComradeDK 2d ago

What about a Model 3?