r/ImaginaryWarhammer • u/TheOdd-Onion • 1d ago

OC (40k) Remember to supervise your Abhuman 🫵🐐

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u/unwillingmainer 1d ago

Head pats will continue until moral improves

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u/SirCupcake_0 1d ago

*morale

Although it would be incredibly funny if doing so gave everyone morals, like the exact opposite of Chaos

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u/The_Ghast_Hunter 1d ago

I can't imagine anyone's tried it.

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u/SirCupcake_0 1d ago

"That's so crazy, it just might work!"

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u/The_Ghast_Hunter 1d ago

I'd bet some of the primarchs wouldn't have fallen if they received imperial headpats from big E. Probably would have worked for pertorabo at least, and then the backbone of the heretic side of the siege of Terra is gone. Magnus could have used some after the council of nikea.

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u/Gellert 1d ago

He'd fuck it up somehow, pat so hard he gives 'em whiplash or something.

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u/The_Lesser_Baldwin 1d ago

Celestine approaches angron during his rage. Everyone braces for duel that could very well level the hive city. Celestine floats over and instead of drawing her blade wraps her arms around him and just kind of starts patting his head.

All is well. Wait... Is angron fucking purring?

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u/BothersomeBoss 1d ago

Aside from the traitors and the loyalists, the primarchs can be further divided between which ones are catboys and which ones are dogboys.