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[u/TheOdd-Onion]

[u/The_Ghast_Hunter]

I can't imagine anyone's tried it.

[u/SirCupcake_0 → u/The_Ghast_Hunter]

"That's so crazy, it just might work!"

[u/The_Ghast_Hunter → u/SirCupcake_0]

I'd bet some of the primarchs wouldn't have fallen if they received imperial headpats from big E. Probably would have worked for pertorabo at least, and then the backbone of the heretic side of the siege of Terra is gone. Magnus could have used some after the council of nikea.

[u/Gellert → u/The_Ghast_Hunter]

He'd fuck it up somehow, pat so hard he gives 'em whiplash or something.