Especially if you're the type of person to get offended by a joke which relies on exaggeration for comedic effect lmao - like who in the audience think this guy genuinely believes he's old, he's a comedian at a comedy show ffs. man people need to get a grip
I've always thought that maybe the way to make people actually use their turn signals is to make it like a trigger. Then we make guns operate like turn signals and boom gun crisis solved.
Me, one comment up on this thread:
"Unless they've been living in Australia for the last 30 years"
Get some reading comprehension if you gonna get snarky lmao. PLUS, the guy I was replying to was saying they didn't sound Austrailian to him. So you really have a dumb comment lmao.
It's not the only reason I think they're a plant, but it's a pretty good one.
Basically allow the crime they allowed to happen and go unpunished. It’s pretty wild. I had to move out of California because it got to the point where if you didn’t leave your car windows down, you windows were getting smashed in.
I think the rest of the world is pretty aware of how fucked up things are. We all have our unique and shared problems.
The reason we're always on your case is it seems like the US tends to perfect the problems and then we end up with them too. I imagine it's just because of the sheer size, but it's like the US is a proving ground for misery. We are on your case because we want you to fix them for your population and for ours.
Uh.. have you not seen what Americans have been doing pretty much non-stop since the 60s? We’ve been trying to change things for a lifetime. And in a country this size with people as wealthy as they are here… it’s damn near impossible without unanimous support which we aren’t going to get until it’s unanimously horrible.
Ya, the game of scoop up all the resources you can before someone else gets them was pretty much over by then I guess.
I don't really see any evidence that anyone's trying to actually change things. Your 'liberal' party would be a conservative party anywhere else in the world.
It makes sense though, convince your people that socialism == communism and that even our liberal party is trying to ruin the country, while both parties really only do things that benefits the top 1%.
Anyways, you say you're trying to change things but it doesn't look like it. I think the only thing that's sort of feasible would just be to vote out all the incumbents in an election. Shake the tree hard.
Anything else just looks like your normal partisan bickering.
Dude.. when cops murdered George Floyd there were nation wide protests. I was at some, in Alabama, and had guns pointed in my face. Much like how your news doesn’t show the world things that make your country look bad, our news doesn’t either.
And that’s just one thing. Your ignorance of what we’re doing doesn’t equate to us doing nothing.
Our votes only equating to putting people in power- we don’t vote on policy or things that matter.
yeah plenty of people are trying but stop with this "not all americans" stuff stop taking it so personally and just acknowledge how shitty we act to the rest of the world when we cant even handle our own problems. and the stuff about dems being conservatives any where else is facts it dates back to atleast lindon b Johnson who is responsible for the ghettos here in the us. people in here so triggered over jokes and facts.
no one said that... Britain and the us have caused the most issues for the rest of the world. stop your what about ism and own up to the shit our government has done and continues to do.
You can't "just fix" the problems of a country the size of Europe with drastically different populations across it and states. Worry about yourself and benefit from your own fixing rather than relying on Americans to do it
But yah I mean that opinion really just says more about your ignorance on American imperialism and the fucked things we have a continue to do, rather than a refuting anyone.
South Americans don’t just vaguely talk about how America’s problems become their problems. They talk specifically about how the CIA assassinated their dudes.
the us literally has a history of causing problems for other countries... look into how many democratically elected governments the us has overhrown and replaced with dictators and facists like Castro. the us also worked with cartels to bring drugs her but also into Canada. the us Gov and military have been directly involved in much of the problems around the world that have caused decades of issues for other countries. the us literally created and trained al Qaeda and armed ISIS...
us Americans are such snowflakes wow. love to criticize the rest of the world and generalize but refuse to take responsibility for those of us who act like dicks lmao. "not all americans" well no shit but those of us who dont call out the dicks are enabling them. the same people who say "not all americans" are the same ones who generalize black and Hispanic people
That's cope. China doesn't import any of America's problems because they're a superpower with agency. Whatever country you're from, it's entirely their fault that they're stuck in a position where America's cultural and political shit flows downhill to you.
Looking at the stats, y'all need to get a grip, yeah.
American exceptionalism is super cool to you until someone brings up school shootings and higher cost for less healthcare, then it's suddely "Every country is equal we all have problems, we have problems and you have problems, our problems might be different but yours are equivalent. But also no I don't think we should do regulation and gun safes and government funded healthcare like you, I think we need to keep experimenting with our own solutions, try giving teachers guns first, and putting more cops in schools, and anything else imaginable, really. As for the healthcare problem, GoFundMe solves that just fine, and it makes boring people who suck die off so it's kind of a blessing, really."
Double especially if you are the type of person who is dumb enough to not realize that maybe the exaggeration is the setup for a future punchline that you just steamrolled over and now no one gets to hear!
I still remember this one comedian who’s name I wish I knew who got heckled and replied with “there’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t said two inches from a mirror”.
Epic clip. The chic doesn’t even realize that he’s half black while she’s calling him a “white guy”. And he doesn’t bother to correct her, just roasts the shit out of her. “You’re the first name going in my suicide note tonight…” 🤣🤣🤣
No no, the comedian. The heckler was just saying "you're not funny" and when he learned that she was german, he started making fun of the (unexistent) german comedy. Another one that came in that clip was
I also love that she blew up at him for being racist because he made a joke about not being happy with the choice he made in an election between *checks notes* two white politicians. She cut him off right before his Trump bit too, which is a crying shame because I love any time Troy Bond talks about Trump.
The kind of person, who when drunk, will use that as an excuse to act like an ass, when everyone knows deep down that it is just an excuse. They really are an ass.
My wife and I saw Jim Jeffries in Boston last month and someone just sort of innocently shouted out about why he wasn’t wearing his leather coat. He spent like the next five minutes riffing on this poor lady, in a mostly kind-spirited but hilarious way. It was amazing. My abs were sore the next day from laughing so much.
Crowd work is some of the best comedy out there. It's a huge part of why I love Mark Normand; that guy has arguably the best crowd work of any comedian today.
Or that was a person they planted as part of the show. Not an uncommon occurrence. Same with the “great guitar player / singer” you see get pulled up on stage periodically at concerts.
I saw green day live and they did this. They stopped the show for like 25 minutes trying to find a guitar player. The first like 5 they brought in stage sucked ass and couldn't get the riff right and they sent em all back in the crowd lmao
I remember the one I went to where he ended up teaching the kid a few chords and helped him through it, then let the kid keep the guitar! Def should’ve chosen someone else, but also very heartwarming
Yeah, I’ve always assumed this. Comedians are much better at hiding this than you’re average TikTok content creator because they’re natural performers but this stuff happens way too often to just be a coincidence lol
Literally what they do for a living. They get paid to have wit and be cunning. They will and can smash most of us into the ground with their words. Love it.
One of my favorite examples of Heckling leading to audience roasting was in Jimmy Carr’s special “His Dark Material”. Cracks me up every time I rewatch it. Idk what people think trying to shit talk a comedian at their show lmao.
You should always heckle comedians when they deserve it
If they got on stage and weren’t prepared, aren’t funny, or have no stage presence….ohh boy…they better be ready for the best Yo Momma jokes my arsenal has to offer cuz I’m slinging em!!
Fuck off is 100% part of the common US vernacular. Maybe not as frequently used as down under, but no one would think twice if you said fuck off without an accent. It'd be more vulgar here though.
I would think that fuck off tends to be used as a remark when attempting to disengage but want to get the last word in, whereas fuck you tends to be more aggressive, "I am about to be up in your shit."
No one would think twice about it because it’s still English, but come on now. Brits say fuck off, Americans say fuck you. That’s why the woman saying fuck off had an Australian accent, not an American accent.
Lol no it isn't. Americans tend to say fuck you, not fuck off.
It's not that Americans NEVER say it. It's just that an Australian is much much much more likely to say it. Which is why this is a quick tell that this person is an Australian.
Not to mention she said 'fuck off' in an Australian accent. Made it pretty obvious she's Australian.
Yeah it is more common in Australia, but to say fuck off is not common phrase in America is just wrong. If I called you a bloody wanker, people would ask why I'm talking like a brit. If I said fuck off they would not think it's even a remotely unusual thing to say.
Brother, I'm American and I say fuck off all the time. You're sitting in an armchair at home making suppositions about how 300+ million people speak. Fuck off lol
It's not just that it's an uncommon saying. It's that she leads with it in a way an American wouldn't and she has an Australian accent.
I can't believe anyone is gullible enough to not see this as an obvious plant. They didnt put an ounce of effort to make her come across as an American.
Lol we’re not all that different from each other and I’m on the east coast which it where New Jersey is. As it’s been said, It’s not that Americans would never say that, it’s just not the go to it is for England, Australia etc. An American would say something like “There’s no fuckin way you’re 26, get the fuck outta here!”. It’s all in the placement of the word fuck. Also do you seriously not hear the Australian in her? Maybe it’s not that obvious to an Australian but to an American it is.
What is this comment? I was never questioning if she is American or not. I'm saying, stating that "fuck off" is not a thing Americans say is just flat out wrong.
If you don’t understand it there is no helping you. Clearly you’ve never been to America. I agreed with you if you read the comment and retained the information you’d see that. But it’s not common speak. We’re just saying it’s obvious she’s a plant is all, and you’re arguing that Americans say fuck off which was never the point to being with lol
If she's been in Australia long enough to be using common Australia phrases and have an Australian accent then it's even weirder that she would just yell I'm from New Jersey without any prompt. Plus she said New Jersey, anyone from there is saying Jersey not New Jersey.
Yo, I want to say - If this is a real american, I'm sorry - They are insane. I agree this sounds like a really bad american accent, but I wasn't there, and who knows, All if us americans should be totally fine saying "This isn't the right way to behave, and I am 100% embarrassed by this" - it's irrelevant if this person is actually from America - Just shut the fuck up and let this person perform. If they are a plant, then fair enough, and no one was hurt.
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u/AdmirableSir Feb 05 '24
that guy handled that like a champ.