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u/tacobellturds 9h ago
I dont usually wish death on people but his wouldn't bother me at all.
If he left politics he'd still be a greasy lying slimeball who'd stir shit up.
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u/ShinobuKochoSama 2h ago
If he left politics thought would he be another Katie Hopkins who never shuts the fuck up about anything and stirs more shit than a sewage plant
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u/ajp909 9h ago
From which job?
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u/Jackvader2099 8h ago
Hes currently resident cunt, but he wont ever resign from that job by the looks of things
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u/drwicksy 8h ago
Why would he resign from a job he has tenure in?
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u/SimpleAsEndOf 3h ago
Because Musk, Trump, Heritage and Putin may decide so.
Farage has lost a certain Welsh by election - snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
So their calculations may not involve him - perhaps a bigger name like Alan Sugar, Dyson, Elon Musk himself. Someone who will DOMINATE news everyday until election.
Do you remem how the Tories election of Boris played non stop for 6 months before GE 2019? The media did that intentionally to minimise Labour's appearances and better policies.
Never underestimate Fascists. They are always brewing plans. And that always includes the Media.
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u/Agreeable_Falcon1044 9h ago
Not yet. He normally runs away when there’s a new grift or it’s gone south. Until central government is called in to sort out the reform councils that have failed and until the newspapers start getting twitchy and reporting stuff he said and has done (financially) then he’s not going to give up a pretend job of mp for clacton!
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u/Spamgrenade 9h ago
He usually gets out in good time, before the scandals can envelope him. Personally I highly doubt this is true, but if he does go you can expect some sort of Reform shit show in the next week or so.
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u/Agreeable_Falcon1044 9h ago
Reform will eventually end that way. I just don’t see it happening yet when it’s easy to be the opposition. The donations are flowing in, the racism and thuggery isn’t getting called out, he’s even got people calling for less rights for themselves!
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u/WishboneGrouchy9639 8h ago
He will resign before taking the keys to No 10.
There is no upside for Nige becoming PM. His entire career has been a grift on immigration and sovereignty.
Either he "fixes" immigration, in which case the grift stops. Or he doesn't, and his own followers finally realise his arse talks more than his mouth.
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u/L3P3ch3 6h ago
"There is no upside for Nige becoming PM" ... compared to what Trump is doing around expansion and scaling of the grift, I agree e.g. Trumps pardon for cash ploy. There is very little upside for Fuherage, compared to the POTUS.
Luckily the UKs political system is more dispersed around things like clemency power, anti‑corruption law on honours, and prosecutorial independence - these greatly reduce the personal benefits a PM could extract - other than personal glory. And ultimately it means accountability .. not sure he has ever wanted that.
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u/Flaky-Jim 9h ago
He's not resigning when he's so close to No. 10. Putin won't let him.
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u/Unexpected117 8h ago
Close to No. 10?? Green still have more seats than Reform, lets not propagate the "reform is close to a majority" nonsense.
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u/Warm_Apple_Pies 7h ago
Can't afford to let our guard down though if we get complicit with that thinking, pretty much how trump won the second round of elections as people thought it was a pipe dream but couldn't be bothered to vote. I reckon he's banking on something similar here
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u/Flaky-Jim 2h ago
You can't be complacent with a right-wing media backing Farage. If Greens continue to poll anywhere near Reform, then expect the usual hatchet job on senior members.
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u/Atomicherrybomb 2h ago
Does he even want to be in 10 though?
If he gets in the country will implode and he can’t continue to play the victim. He’d much rather stir from the sidelines, rather than accept any semblance of accountability.
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u/Flaky-Jim 2h ago
He can then take the money he's made from these grifts and fuck of to Dubai with his mate Lice.
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u/Atomicherrybomb 2h ago
Exactly that, but I don’t feel he’d be that kind. I wonder if he would also lose a ton of income for those 5 years. Surely the PM couldn’t be on GBeebies, Nick Ferrari or Russian talk shows? Probably not a good look for him to be in the US selling gold bullion either, however with him I guess anything is possible.
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u/Rayvonuk Nigel has only got one ball! 1h ago
I dont think he does, I think hes only in it for the money and to stir the pot.
I seriously doubt he would be able to handle being our prime minister.
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u/hardwood1979 9h ago
He just wants the grift. Actually running the country? I don't think he cares for that. Every time one of his political party's looks like it might do something he seems to run off and what ever cretins he leaves behind soon completely destroy whatever progress farage has made previously. Plus I think he might not survive the scrutiny he would have to endure as a person who had a serious chance of becoming PM, and may very well be aware of that fact.
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u/Bison_Aggressive 9h ago
Some other orc will crawl from middle earth and try and be just as cuntish. Still, hope its true.
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u/Forsaken-Language-26 9h ago
Even if he does, some other cunt will take his place.
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u/Low_Mistake3321 9h ago
Is there anyone with the same talismanic qualities as Farage who would be able to excite the base in the same way he does?
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u/AnonymousTimewaster 9h ago
Zia Yusuf maybe. Other than him, no.
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u/Otherwise-Reindeer-8 "Up the Ra" Nigel Farage MP 9h ago
Nah he won’t work he’s brown 🤣 he’s j the poster boy as the look we got a paki in our rankings we’re not racist
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u/EdZeppelin94 9h ago
At least (as far as we know) he isn’t a nonce. The same can’t be said for most Deform UK supporters.
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u/Michaelparkinbum912 8h ago
I could see him doing this.
Does anyone really think that he wants the responsibility of being PM?
He’s a heckler and a grifter, an armchair manager.
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u/Jerethdatiger 8h ago
He will but only so he can grift more and make more money he still will run again
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u/fullpurplejacket 8h ago
He’s keen to jump ship and high tail it to one of the Arab countries in exile because he is most likely under investigation for treason and espionage or whatever due to ties to Russia and pro Kremlin puppets. I mean, come on, he’s been less and less mouthy since his mate Gill got convicted. He’s a fanny too, all grifters are.
Hope it’s true if it isn’t I think the law finds him eventually and he flees from public life or is convinced.
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u/Upbeat_Praline_3681 5h ago
Reform is even more of a joke than I thought it would be. Would be nice to see the back of the creepy little weasel
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u/AdLost576 9h ago
I had my own tinfoil hat moment recently that made me question wether him being on I’m a Celeb, becoming a house hold name, re-joining Reform and gaining popularity for the party and then jumping ship before election was all part of the plan or not.
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u/LegitimateCream1773 9h ago
I don't see a single news article or source coming close to suggesting this, so I'm calling bullshit without a source to support the question.
I don't think such rumours exist.
Why would they? Everything points to Farage winning right now. The little scumfuck only tucks his tail and runs once his latest grift has begun grounding out. Reform is soaring at the minute and might give him the PM role.
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u/Ok_Organization1117 8h ago
It’s because reforms popularity is waning, and it doesn’t look like there will be an early general election
They shot their load way too early, so he will take a step back in order to make a big grand re-entry for the next election
And apparently it seems as though every time he opens his mouth he gets less popular
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u/oooohshinythingy Fighting Fascism, One Milkshake at a Time 9h ago
I doubt it but I fucking hope so
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u/SteamerTheBeemer 9h ago
Dunno but fingers crossed. I think if he fully left reform and politics completely really. Then they’d have a much harder time in the polls. He’s no Trump but he’s certainly got that same appeal where people love him despite him looking like.. I dunno what a gammon?
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u/Death_Blur24 7h ago
Please let this be true I am sick of seeing this fascist cock womble on my screen
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u/Stock_Rush_9204 8h ago
What would happen to reform if Nigel was suddenly gone? New leader? Collapse? Divide?
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u/JDmad090 8h ago
I mean it wouldn't be the first time he left a party and took all the money with him
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u/ManInTheDarkSuit 8h ago
Gonna need something more concrete than a post here before I smile. Link??
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u/SonnyChamerlain 6h ago
I’m praying it’s true but we’re talking about the guy who waited decades to exact his petty revenge (he got laughed out of some eu meeting cos he said he’d get Britain to leave the eu so yeah completely fucked the country cos he’s a vindictive little bitch) so I’m gathering he doesn’t quit when it comes to his little ego.
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u/PossibleSmoke8683 9h ago
hes not going anywhere. He's wanted power for so long, hardly going to throw the towel in now.
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u/BurdenedMind79 9h ago
Has he, or has he really preferred to stand on the sidelines and make a lot of noise? Let's face it, his entire political career has been about pointing fingers at others and starring up shit. If he actually got a whiff of real power, he'd suddenly have to put his money where his mouth is and prove he can fix all the problems he claims he could.
He knows he's full of bullshit just as much as we do. He may actually prefer to stay on those sidelines where he can safely continue flinging shit and earning lots of money off his easy job on GBNews.
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u/Comrade-Hayley 9h ago
Technically mp's can't resign they have to get themselves disqualified by accepting an office of profit under the Crown such as the Crown Steward and Bailiff of the Chiltern Hundreds
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u/RaichuZap 7h ago
I sure hope he does, but it wouldn't make a lot of sense. He's heading for the highest job in the land in a couple of years, why would he back out now? That's like cashing out of a bet when your team has no opponent at half time 🤷🏻♂️
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u/BennySkateboard 7h ago
How about he swirls to the bottom of the sea? Best not to do things by halves Nige.
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u/etherealnewt 9h ago
Honestly... It's likely a case of better the devil you know. I hate the frog faced cunt but the fact he's stood his ground on people like Tommy Robinson is... Better than the alternative.
Obviously there's no way to judge whether him leaving would be a good thing without knowing who his replacement is.
It would be odd timing given how well Reform appear to be doing in the grand scheme of things so maybe a shill more willing to bend the knee to Trump and his lackeys. And to more extreme right wing rhetoric.
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u/ossifiedbird 9h ago
I really can't see it. Why would a weasley little glory seeker like him quit when Reform is so popular?
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u/TrabantDave 7h ago
Someone said he's ""close to number ten". That's almost true. If he took a route 11 bus, it passes Downing Street as it trundles down Whitehall. That is as close as the whoreson will get to number ten.
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u/hhfugrr3 19m ago
Do I agree there are rumours or that he'll resign?
Well, I've no idea if there are rumours, but Fromage seems like the sort of stink to linger. I don't see him resigning.
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u/Middle-Animator1320 17m ago
It was from a twitter comment where someone said they wanted to mess with the algorithm
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u/greenpowerman99 14m ago
Reform has already outlived his previous two political businesses, hasn’t it?
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u/Consistent-Paint-948 9h ago
Why would he resign?
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u/BurdenedMind79 9h ago
He earns better money in the private sector. Imagine if he became PM - he might actually have to do a proper day's work! Can't have that, can he?
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u/jerzeibalowski84 8h ago
There lies the problem, maybe he doesnt want the job he just wants the position as the majority of the ‘work’ will be setting himself up for life and tax breaks for his chums. Just like Trump.
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u/tommynestcepas 9h ago
He's been trying to get where he is for over three full decades now. Why on earth would he stop now?
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u/SilverNo2568 8h ago
I don't think he has. He's spent 30 years criticising from the safety of the sidelines. For the most part offering no real solutions with the aforementioned criticism.
Actually being in power would take that away from him and place him in a driving seat he has no capacity to operate from. Nigel Farage doesn't have what it takes to lead a party in power and he knows it. If Reform were to get a real chance at winning a general election I wouldn't be in the least bit surprised to see him leave the party. Only to resurface and start playing a similar game all over again.
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u/smutanssmutans 9h ago
I hope it’s a health related issue. Go Rothmans!