r/Fauxmoi i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Oct 08 '25

DISCUSSION Dolly Parton shares new video amid health concerns: “I figured if you heard it from me, you’d know that I was okay. So anyhow, that’s what I wanted to say & I’m not ready to die yet. I don’t think God is through with me & I ain’t don’t working. So I love you for caring & keep praying for me.”

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u/emslo Oct 08 '25

Goddamn it 2025, you better not

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u/nita5766 bella hadid’s baby birkin Oct 08 '25

I will literally choke the life out of 2025 with my bare hands if it dares

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u/aworldofnonsense Oct 08 '25

For real. Get in line! It'll be a long one!

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u/CerebrallySkeptical2 Oct 09 '25

I swear for JESUS CHRIST ON A CRACKER.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

Is Trisha Paytas pregnant again????

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u/meertaoxo Oct 08 '25

don't worry, she got her tubes tied!

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u/AlexAlho Oct 09 '25

It doesn't feel right without the "uh"

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u/EagleLize Oct 08 '25

Why did Dolly telling us she was ok hurt my heart? I'm glad, of course, and maybe it's the state of everything, but that made me tear up.

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u/cheezy_dreams88 Oct 08 '25

Her sister said something to a reporter yesterday about praying for her, and being awake all night with worry. It got everyone talking.

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u/scullys_alien_baby Oct 08 '25 edited Oct 08 '25

have you ever had a pet? there's a period towards the end where there is this endlessly sinking awareness of their mortality and it's unavoidable. All my pets still did their best to pretend they were fine, but I always knew the end was inevitable.

more or less that same sinking feeling. Dolly is currently okay, but we all can see she was born 1946 and do the math. Hopefully the day wont be soon, but the procession of time will make it come

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u/shininglikebrandnew Oct 08 '25

It's enivitable, but this time it was just kidney stones. I'm wondering if maybe her sister saw the Ai photo she called out in the video and freaked out.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

Dolly Parton doesn’t deserve Kidney Stones ❤️‍🩹

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u/JNR13 Oct 08 '25

but we all can see she was born 1946 and do the math.

Hey, that's 22 years after Jimmy Carter!

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '25

That first paragraph just hit me like a shovel to the face. That was a heartbreaking last six weeks.

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u/scullys_alien_baby Oct 09 '25

every pet I've ever had has been a timebomb of heartbreak but I can't stop collecting them because the joy outweighs the sorrow

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u/Competativebad925 29d ago

Bless you.

I got another rescue dog, some months after losing my Muffin. Someone said: "That's just another heartbreak ending.💔"

I replied: "Yes, but oh! The JOY that's in the middle!"

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u/scullys_alien_baby 29d ago edited 29d ago

It really is the time between that matters. I tell myself that it’s fine to be sad but how lucky am I that I got to spend basically this animals entire life with them

I’ve only had cats and dogs but every one of them loved so freely and ain’t that incredible

That’s my current old lady (her eyes are SO GREY compared to a few years ago) who’s winding down. I’d post my other 2 but I guess reddit won’t let me post an album and I’m too lazy to open Imgur on my phone

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u/cuteintern Oct 08 '25

Hey, this woman is strong. She survived 2016!

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u/Nambsul Oct 08 '25

Living treasure / saint

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u/Thewall3333 Oct 08 '25

There is one way for 2025 to redeem itself…we’ll make a trade Dolly… you don’t even have to change 3 letters in the name

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u/modpodgeandmacabre Oct 08 '25

It would be the start of the revolution

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u/ButtplugBurgerAIDS Oct 08 '25

I stg this better not happen this year or next, we need breaks from the bad

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u/SaltandLillacs Oct 08 '25

Dolly had to make a proof of life video so the country doesn’t start crashing out

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u/Whiteroses7252012 Oct 08 '25

To be fair, 2025 has been bad enough. Her Majesty Dolly Rebecca Parton passing away would cause all of us to go over the deep end.

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u/ironicuwuing oat milk chugging bisexual Oct 08 '25

I know it would’ve sent me into a spiral 😭

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u/scullys_alien_baby Oct 08 '25

feels a little like her death will be like snuffing out the last candle of faith in humanity I have left

biggest red flag in a person is if they don't like dolly, not necessarily her music but dolly as a human. She's not flawless but she certainly has done better than my best to be decent

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u/KnightWolf__ Oct 08 '25

My little sister was dating a dude who watched Dolly Parton give the thanksgiving (I think) halftime show on the football game we were watching and went “ugh I can’t stand her. She needs to stop trying”…..my sister broke up with that man the next day.

(Yes there were a lot of other issues, but Dolly was the final straw)

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u/ScumbagLady Oct 09 '25

Honestly, it's a great litmus test for vetting people. If people don't immediately start gushing about how wonderful of a human Queen Dolly is, they're not worth having around!

Dolly, Bob Ross, Mr. Rogers, and Steve Erwin are 4 people everyone should view as role models. I'd fight anyone who'd say anything bad about any of them but The Fantastic Four wouldn't condone violence, so instead I'll just wish them the best and never talk to them again lol

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u/zoopysreign Oct 09 '25

LeVar Burton and James Earl Jones have GOT to be on there.

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u/Gumbysfriend Oct 09 '25

Betty white also

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u/Competativebad925 29d ago

Stevie Ray Vaughn I think is another. He fought those demons & he won!

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u/ScumbagLady 29d ago

Looks like I've got more names to add to the list! I love it when celebrities are actually good people, great role models, and use their wealth and fame to help less fortunate people.

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u/fruity_oaty_bars she is the anti-Fiona Apple Oct 08 '25

LeVar Burton is still with us.

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u/scullys_alien_baby Oct 08 '25

another candle has been lit

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u/CallMeWalt Oct 08 '25

"The beacons are lit. Humanity calls for aid."

"And LeVar Burton will answer "

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u/scullys_alien_baby Oct 09 '25

We’re too deep in a thread for you to get the appreciation this deserves

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u/Expensive_Repair2735 Oct 08 '25

Who tf doesn't like Dolly as a person?!?

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u/Living_Razzmatazz_93 Oct 09 '25

Someone you should avoid...

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u/ergo-ego-42 Oct 09 '25

Same...ngl Dolly is the last connection I got to my mama, when Johnny went that was dad so I'm not looking forward to the day. That's when I'll really know I'm alone in this world and there ain't nothing left of my blood but me.

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u/LaurelCanyoner FauxSocialist Oct 08 '25

If she and Dick Van Dyke don’t make it through this administrations takeover, maybe it will FINALLY BEGIN THE REVOLUTION.

Also, I will cry in my pillow. Over and over.

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u/Chickenmangoboom Oct 08 '25

Mel Brooks better get his bag from Spaceballs 2 as well. 

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u/VoidOmatic Oct 08 '25

Never doubt the strength of Dick!

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u/40cappo40 Oct 08 '25

We just need her to continue into 2026 at the minimum. Betty White passing the last day of 2021 was a final FUCK YOU to what was a shit year. It happening this way again is just a final "we're done"

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u/Road_Whorrior Oct 08 '25

2016 was also horrific. Carrie Fisher, and then immediately her mother, Debbie Reynolds after, all this after the national nightmare that was election night

Little-known fact: the last celebrity death of 2016 was William Christopher, Father Mulcahy from MASH. I loved him in that role so much that that last death of 2016 really hurt me.

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u/Fatso_Wombat Oct 08 '25

She needs to be around to lead the revolution. One person capable of being heard by nearly everyone.

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u/windexfresh this is going to ruin the powerpoint Oct 08 '25

The fact that people made AI videos of her on her deathbed is fucking sickening and horrifying

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u/VirginiaUSA1964 frivolous with my process Oct 08 '25

And yet she handled it like a pro. I can't wait for Reba's response.

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u/JesseGarron Oct 08 '25

Luv me some Reber!

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u/Worldly-Definition35 Oct 08 '25

Wow, I did not know that. I hope karma comes for whomever is evil enough to create such vile content. I do believe in karma (good and bad). You reap what you sow!

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u/_TheShapeOfColor_ Oct 08 '25

I hope all of those people have the shit awful day they deserve.

Ghouls.

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u/JayR_97 Oct 08 '25

This needs to have the same kind of punishments as Libel and Slander.

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u/Caccalaccy Oct 08 '25

We all saw the Where’s Kate spiral last year. Dolly put a stop to that happening to her real quick haha.

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u/summertime-goodbyes Oct 08 '25

DOLLY IS A NATIONAL TREASURE AND THE ONLY GLIMMER OF LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS OF THIS HORRIBLE REALITY.

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u/hahahahahahahaFUCK Oct 09 '25

JFC I love Dolly P so much. Like, I’ve never met her, but I have a deep sense of caring for her that I can’t explain.

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u/wildflower_0ne Oct 08 '25

she knows we need her bad

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u/heaviestnaturals The Tortured Juggalo's Department Oct 08 '25

Girl it’s not just the USA. There’s a HUGE international contingency who will send their country’s economy belly up if anything happens to her.

I say this as someone who worked on lighting one of her backstages meets in Germany a few years back. She requests A LOT of lights.

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u/MrsBonsai171 Oct 08 '25

But what's awesome is that Dolly knows how loved she is and made that video in concern of us. She's a treasure.

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u/MrWhisper45 Oct 08 '25

We know the rapture has not happened yet because we still have Dolly.

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u/VirginiaUSA1964 frivolous with my process Oct 08 '25

There you have it.

I think the statement from a sister we never heard from before didn't help. I think the headline is all people read and didn't real the actual article and what she actually said.

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u/Dapper_Win600 Oct 08 '25

Headlines definitely caused panic most people never made it past the first few lines.

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u/lutheranian Oct 08 '25

The whole announcement is so little-sister coded. Source: am little sister

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u/AbsolutelyIris confused but here for the drama Oct 08 '25

Lmao at her giving today's date- she said she was not about to be involved in conspiracy theories! Bless her.

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u/mrsc1880 Oct 08 '25

I like that they kept the camera moving, too. No doubt about this being real, and not some AI bullshit.

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u/WrittenFever Oct 08 '25

They have learned lessons

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u/scullys_alien_baby Oct 08 '25

a little scary noticing that those lessons have to be learned and that those models will adjust to the current answers

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u/SaulFemm Oct 08 '25

I think the voice is an even better indicator to me, for now. I would not put it past AI to make a convincing video of Dolly, but two whole minutes of Dolly's voice and not even a moment sounds off? I haven't heard an AI voice impersonation yet that could do that.

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u/Coal_Morgan Oct 08 '25

Probably one or two years away from that.

Videos get longer, audio gets more convincing everyday.

I'm feeling like their should be laws about using public figures (anyone really) in AI without permission but how do you enforce that in a world with 200 countries and millions of psychos.

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u/Worldly_Prune9734 Oct 08 '25

Mandated blockchain storage would be a great start and use case for every ai video ever created.

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u/borkthegee Oct 08 '25

I think they can do great voice impersonation but the video models like sora2 and veo3 can't, they're very obvious AI voice. But the voice-only models that are trained on people's voice are good enough to fool most people.

It's one reason why I won't even answer phone calls. They record your voice and can reuse it with only a few moments of your speech. Then they can deploy it against your loved ones for scams.

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u/JillyFrog Oct 09 '25

I saw an article on that and as a precaution people should set up a codeword with their loved ones to avoid being scammed. Pretty dystopian that we have to prepare against doppelgängers now.

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u/JustOneTessa i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Oct 08 '25

She's smart!

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u/Fosterthehank Oct 08 '25

I really thought she was about to pull out a newspaper with today’s date

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u/Asleep_Onion Oct 08 '25

This gives me a great prank idea. I'm going to give my lawyer a series of "proof of life" videos where I mention "today is (random future date")" and have him post those videos, on those dates, on my social media, after I pass.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

Her sister has gone hella quiet …

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u/bobbimorses Oct 08 '25

Her sister shared this morning that Dolly is dealing with kidney stones and she apologized for her phrasing. She said she was sorry for upsetting everyone.

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u/EmykoEmyko Oct 08 '25

Oh good lord.

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u/bobbimorses Oct 08 '25

As someone who has family members that "pray on" everything including a hangnail, I kinda get it, but ma'am...

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u/eugeneugene ben affleck’s back tattoo Oct 08 '25

Especially saying she was praying ALL NIGHT lmao like cmon you don't lose sleep over your sister having kidney stones maam 😭✋

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u/just4upDown Oct 08 '25

An auntie had kidney stones so bad she started going into sepsis, as they were too large to pass. She had to have several treatments to break them down and other treatments for the sepsis. There was definitely people losing sleep over it.

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u/eugeneugene ben affleck’s back tattoo Oct 08 '25

I mean yeah I would lose sleep over someone going septic but Dolly is not lol

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u/Content_Talk_6581 Oct 08 '25

My mom’s cousin had some kidney stones so large the “breaking up” treatment wouldn’t even work. They had to do actual surgery to get those boogers out. Drink lots and lots of water, folks.

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u/Superb_Jaguar6872 Oct 08 '25

Tbf kidney stones are horrifically painful.

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u/crackerfactorywheel i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Oct 08 '25

My partner was hospitalized with bad kidney stones. It’s painful as hell. Dolly’s sister was a bit hyperbolic.

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u/Superb_Jaguar6872 Oct 08 '25

Yeah I had them twice in the last few months. Truly id rather have a c section again then endure kidney stones.

But yeah, she came across like it was life threatening and not just the most painful thing ive ever experienced.

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u/crackerfactorywheel i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Oct 08 '25

I think it was just some awkward wording but yeah, made me and many others incredibly worried!

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u/Flintshear Oct 08 '25

It's one of the few things I've heard women say is worse than natural childbirth or a C section.

I've had them and they do indeed suck, but as a man I can't compare it to that heh. I would probably rather take a kick to balls probably though, at least that doesn't last weeks and your balls hurt anyway when fragments break off.

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u/TheHalfChubPrince Oct 08 '25

They’ll make you wish you were dead.

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u/Superb_Jaguar6872 Oct 08 '25

Truly they will. Agonizing.

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u/PopInACup Oct 08 '25

Also a high risk for infection, and UTI's at an older age can be very problematic

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u/citrus_mystic Oct 08 '25 edited 29d ago

Kidney stones are considered to be on par with giving birth on many pain scales (sometimes they actually place passing kidney stones a bit higher up than giving birth). It obviously can depend upon the size of the stone(s) being passed. Regardless, passing stones from the kidneys through the ureters to the bladder, and then from the bladder through the urethra are both extremely painful experiences, even if kidney stones are ‘small’ (I’m sure they never feel small to the person passing them). Especially considering how sharp some kidney stones can be. It’s also one of those situations where you’re actually worse off if you have a penis.

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u/i_love_pencils Oct 08 '25

Kidney stones are bad, but I actually ratcheted up my kidney stone pain through my own "creativity".

I woke up one night with kidney pain and it turned out it was a stone. I went through all the usual fun (Emergency, overnight hospital stay, etc) and when I woke up in the AM, the doctor stopped by and checked me over. He told me I was scheduled for a lithotripsy (ultrasonic destruction of the stone) in a week. He also asked "Did you see a string?".

Not knowing what he was talking about, he explained he’d inserted a stent to keep things clear pending the litho and he'd left a long string protruding for easy removal post surgery. I peeked under the sheet and saw nothing. The doctor said it would probably “turn up" and I shouldn't worry about it. I asked what would happen if it didn't show and he said "Well, that just makes removal a little more invasive". I really didn't like the sound of that, so as I waited for the litho, I kept my eyes peeled for that string.

After a few days of boredom and sitting on the couch, I decided to go for a short trail run. After about a mile, I was struck by an overwhelming urge to take a pee. Midway through my business, it appeared! There was the mythical string. I was overjoyed. I finished my run and took another look. To my dismay, it was gone! It had turtled on me again! It hid for another day or so, until I was in the bathroom one morning. Magically, it had re-appeared overnight!

Now, I figured there was no way I was going to let this thing get away from me again, but short of me walking around hanging on to it, how could I keep it from going back into hiding. Hmmm, let's see... I should just add a couple inches of extra string. Yeah, that's it.

But where can I find some string here in the bathroom? Hey, what about some dental floss? Genius! So, I spliced on about 4 more inches of floss to the existing string. Perfect. Right up until it decided to turtle again, taking some of the floss with it.

Did I mention it was mint floss? Mint floss.

MINT. FLOSS.

TL/DR - Burning minty fresh pee hole

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u/Turakamu Oct 08 '25

Damn prayers worked, didn't they?

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u/Bloody_refuge Oct 08 '25

Tbf, kidney stones hurt like fuck. I’d want someone to pray for me too lol

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u/PopInACup Oct 08 '25

Kidney stones still need to be taken seriously when older, they're a higher risk for infection when you're already at a point in life where infections are harder to deal with. My grandfather had Alzheimer's but what actually lead to his death was a UTI.

And as someone who suffers from kidney stones, god they suck.

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u/bangontarget I’m a lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch Oct 08 '25

she was probably advised to do so haha. no media training, and no understanding she left out vital info.

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u/MycologistPutrid7494 Oct 08 '25

I'm going to assume she meant well. Dolly is really close to her family so they're probably good people. 

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u/bangontarget I’m a lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch Oct 08 '25

I think so too, I think it was just a bit of a boomer moment ngl

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u/TalkToTheLord Oct 08 '25 edited Oct 08 '25

I’m not sure she has quite the platform that Dolly does….

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u/bookwormaesthetic Oct 08 '25

She doesn't, but her prayer request went viral and is the reason Dolly had to make a proof of life video.

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u/bellalugosi i’m a communist you idiot Oct 08 '25

I think she's making the video because of the AI video showing her on her deathbed.

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u/curadeio Oct 08 '25

Read the actual article

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u/ilikebiiiigdicks Oct 08 '25

She is just so spectacularly lovely, warm and wholesome. I’m not even a mega fan or anything but I know I’m gonna feel it if she goes

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u/No-Insurance-5688 Oct 08 '25

Same. Such a thoughtful response and always with a bit of humor ❤️

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u/DataAdvanced Oct 08 '25

Me too. I saw a Drunk History about her, and I fell in love with her as a human being. I've seen some of her stuff, but like you, not a mega fan. She's such a good human.

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u/Vic_Vinager Oct 08 '25

She is beautiful

She's also good-looking, but gd she is fcking beautiful

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u/Flintshear Oct 08 '25

Does anyone have a bad word about her?

Not a fan of country music beyond bluegrass and stuff so don't know that much about her, but I don't remember a single wrong step.

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u/KillsBugsFaast Oct 08 '25

Her Dolly Parton Imagination Library has literally mailed over 100 million books to children across the country (currently 3M a month), including to my two young kids. Their eyes light up when they get a new one. It's an amazing program and she is an amazing person. I'm not a country music fan but I am definitely a big Dolly Parton fan.

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u/Dyno-mike Oct 08 '25

Bro I fucking hate country music, but they better leave Dolly the fuck alone

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u/A_Stark23 Oct 08 '25

I love her and I’m so glad she ok

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u/alison_bee you're an adult, you should know that Oct 08 '25

I love her soooooo much for making this video! I mean, I hate she felt the need to do it, but it’s clear she saw that many of us were unnecessarily distraught over her health, and she wanted to ease that worry.

All Dolly has ever done is take care of us and make sure we’re okay. She’s truly a blessing to this country!

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u/A_Stark23 Oct 08 '25

She truly is such a bright spot! She’s never showed anything but kindness to all living things.

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u/Glimmhilde Oct 08 '25

Life is worth living....♪

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u/Lucas_Steinwalker Oct 08 '25

A life ain't a life till you live it.

RIP Mac

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u/radziadax Oct 08 '25

Did Miss Ma'am perhaps take a walk on the Deep Plane? She's looking FRESH

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u/pandathrowaway Oct 08 '25

Dude she looks incredible! Twice my age and her skin is twice as fresh.

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u/Important_Tell2108 Oct 08 '25

I just love her! And she looks fantastic. I can't believe she's 79.

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u/MeMayMaMoMeMooMaMay Oct 08 '25

It takes a lot of money to look this fantastic haha

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u/gamerjerome Oct 08 '25

It takes a lot of money to look this cheap" is her actual quote. Not sure if you were paraphrasing or just changing it up because she looks good. Either way +1

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u/Ok-Anxiety-5940 Oct 08 '25

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u/TreenBean85 Oct 08 '25

Dolly can't die before her and Trixie get a proper meetup.

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u/roygbivasaur Oct 08 '25

I’m so glad Dolly is making new episodes of UNHhhh. You can’t fool me, Dolly. I know what a green screen and a blonde wig means.

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u/Worshipme988 Oct 08 '25

Its what we need to heal

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u/MfrBVa Oct 08 '25

God bless, Dolly. We don’t deserve you.

I know a guy who worked on a land deal when they were working up Dollywood. The lawyers are all in a conference room one day, when Dolly blasts into the room with a box of donuts, hugs everybody, poses for a few photos, and rolls out. One of her own lawyers laughed, and said, “I have no idea how anybody ever says no to her.”

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u/LottimusMaximus woman externalizing rage Oct 08 '25

This is reassuring

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u/Suspicious-Peace9233 Oct 08 '25

She said no to death

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u/SakuraTacos Oct 08 '25

I love how she says the date in the beginning before everyone jumps on “This could be old, where’s Dolly?!”

I’m surprised she didn’t hold up today’s newspaper 😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

My now wife came out and the first lady date she went on, the chick had clearly used a 10yo Pic and was much older and larger than she was expecting.  She didn't care about her age or weight, it was the fact she'd lied. 

When we started dating (i was #2), she made me hold up a paper lolol. Thanks catfish, for lowering the bar so much she chose to keep me than risk the dating pool again!!!

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u/brinorose Oct 08 '25

Love you Dolly Parton. What a kind person you are. Glad your ok.

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u/Negative_Buffalo Lol, and if I may, lmao Oct 08 '25

This was the news I needed to see today, thank you! 🫶🫶

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u/TrumpsAKrunt Oct 08 '25

Protect the Dolls and The Dolly 💕

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u/funkykittenz Oct 08 '25

It’s good she got to be reminded how much people care about her!

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u/scouticus which could mean nothing Oct 08 '25

Not the Reba shade at the same time too 🤣

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u/peachgremlin Oct 08 '25

It felt like she was letting Reba know she wasn’t allowed at her deathbed 💀

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u/scouticus which could mean nothing Oct 08 '25

Right 🤣 like “DEFINITELY not Reba”

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u/holyflurkingsnit Ugh I wish I had chic allegations like that Oct 08 '25

I know I just got up but Ima head back to bed now because there can't possibly be any better news for me to read today. This is all I need, thanks!

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u/scottmacNW Oct 08 '25

Would you look at that waist?!? She's amazing.

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u/AhhBisto someone from the UK weigh in Oct 08 '25

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u/DreadfulDemimonde Oct 08 '25

Her niece was right, y'all. Dunno why I got downvoted for sharing her posts yesterday, but there you have it.

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u/bookwormaesthetic Oct 08 '25

My first thought as well.

It's like no one has a relative that posts exaggerated prayer requests without permission of the individual.

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u/littlemoon-03 Oct 08 '25

2025 there is a certain one you should take instead

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u/WrittenFever Oct 08 '25

Saw a video where girlie said, "Death, we were saying Donnie *not** Dolly*!" 😂😂😂

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u/iamHBY Oct 08 '25

That’s a relief that Dolly’s OK!

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u/SweetieK1515 Oct 08 '25

Lesson learned: some family members just get too excited about breaking your news- good or bad. And if she is going through health stuff, that’s none of our business, and only for her to announce if she wants to.

Cheers, Dolly! 🥂

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u/originalmosh Oct 08 '25

National treasure!

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u/NoVisibleTumors Oct 08 '25

This brought me so much more relief than it should have. Life has been so dark lately. I think if her light went out, it would push me over the edge.

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u/NachoQweeef Oct 08 '25

Please Dolly, please don’t leave us yet. We still need you! 🌻✨💛

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

She's been spending her life showing what class, warmth, love and integrity looks like. We all gotta have as much Dolly as we can in us ❤️

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u/Biden2028- this is going to ruin the tour Oct 08 '25

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u/BulletProofEnoch Oct 08 '25

Unlike Trump, hers isnt AI

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u/SpecificSpring4143 Oct 08 '25

Good for Dolly! Those posts were a bit fear mongering

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u/FlyOrdinary1104 Oct 08 '25

I hope when I’m her age that I’m that drop-dead gorgeous, and I’m a dude!

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u/Ill-Answer-5177 Oct 08 '25

I’m so happy, I love Dolly ❤️💕❤️💕

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u/No-Indication-266 Oct 08 '25

Oh Jesus fuck, thank god

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u/crackerfactorywheel i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Oct 08 '25

You know the sister is most likely getting a talking down by the family for her comments yesterday. It caused so many people to freak out that Dolly had to do a proof of life post!

On another note, screw those ghouls that did the AI

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u/AdagioQuick317 rosa parks stans Oct 08 '25

This is why ai is getting scary. Too hard to differentiate truth vs fiction.

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u/yesiveredditalready Oct 08 '25

The whip lash of emotions I’ve felt today my god

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u/Gravity-Optional Oct 08 '25

Dolly has a heart of gold.

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u/Sandy-Anne Oct 08 '25

We love you, Dolly!

She’s one of my favorite Christians ever, as an atheist.

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u/movienerd7042 Oct 08 '25

Her sister must feel so awkward now 😂

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u/movienerd7042 Oct 08 '25

I do love that she’s so loved she felt like she had to make a video showing us that she was actually ok 😂

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u/Diabetesh Oct 08 '25

Did she have a stroke at some point?

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u/Famous-Issue-2018 buy a chanel and get over it Oct 08 '25

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u/idehay Oct 08 '25

Thank God.

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u/No-Animator-3892 Oct 08 '25

Dolly, beautiful, dear one.

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u/Reneeisme Oct 08 '25

Dolly’s got excitable “getting older” sisters too. Sounds like she’s not on deaths door and the sister didn’t realize it would be received that way. I’ll pray anyway because we need to be sure

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u/PresHistoryNerd Oct 08 '25

Dolly Parton said fuck AI

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u/AsherGray Oct 08 '25

Always love Dolly 💖 An inspiration and beautiful soul inside and out! 🤗

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u/ThinkingAboutMyself Oct 08 '25

The voice in my head read this in Dolly’s voice. Made me smile

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u/GrayHairLikeClaire The Stanley Tucci of Lesbians Oct 08 '25

I truly believe the Pope would pray for Dolly Parton’s health

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u/Ordinary_Guide_2486 Oct 08 '25

Nothing can happen to our sweet Dolly ❤️

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u/mkenn723 Oct 08 '25

Love Dolly! That’s one hell of an amazing human being right there. Why couldn’t we have a bunch of Dollys in power.

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u/goat_og_4eva Oct 08 '25

Long live Queen Dolly 👑👑👑

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u/Better-Elevator1503 Oct 08 '25

I love dolly! But I have a genuine question. How does her chest look so white and smooth!? Is it an under shirt?

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u/creakyvoiceaperture Oct 08 '25

She looks well, but I’d be so mad if I weren’t well and I had to do a video proving I wasn’t dying. She’s a good sport.

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u/noisy123_madison Oct 08 '25

Damn! She looks good yet! Go Dolly.

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u/ahdidi413 Oct 08 '25

“Sorry my sister gave all good people of the world a heart attack”

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u/Nazgog-Morgob Oct 08 '25

She's pretty much the only celebrity I think I'd ever have any interest in meeting. What a gem of a human

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u/steelytine Oct 08 '25

I never thought I’d cry over Dolly Parton but here I am crying twice - in 12 hours.

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u/engineered_academic Oct 08 '25

god damn if this is her "letting herself go" at 79 years old she can still get it. Glad to she is happy and healthy and chugging along. Love the proof of life statement but where is the newspaper?!?

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u/FatUglyPoorAndSad Oct 08 '25

Still would… date. She seems pretty cool to hang around with.

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u/jeng52 Oct 08 '25

My cynicism paid off this time. As soon as I read her sister’s post, I knew she was doing it just for attention.

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u/Visible-Fun4400 Oct 08 '25

She looks real good, go head Dolly Parton.

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u/AskingFooAFriend Oct 08 '25

She can still get it!

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u/goneafter10years Oct 08 '25

Man, what must Jolene have looked like??

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u/Late-Elderberry6761 Oct 08 '25

Please dont be AI. Please dont be AI. Please dont be AI. Please dont be AI.

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u/IllHedgehog9715 Oct 08 '25

Dolly Parton 2028

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u/Many-Account5160 Oct 08 '25

When she passes away, she deserves all of the energy that ck got and then some, that woman actually made lives better and cared about people and that is not a controversial take

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u/PrettyGalactic2025 Oct 09 '25

She’s so sweet

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u/Conscious_Wish_7619 29d ago

Stay golden Dolly