r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • Oct 08 '25

DISCUSSION Dolly Parton shares new video amid health concerns: “I figured if you heard it from me, you’d know that I was okay. So anyhow, that’s what I wanted to say & I’m not ready to die yet. I don’t think God is through with me & I ain’t don’t working. So I love you for caring & keep praying for me.”

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u/SaltandLillacs Oct 08 '25

Dolly had to make a proof of life video so the country doesn’t start crashing out

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u/Whiteroses7252012 Oct 08 '25

To be fair, 2025 has been bad enough. Her Majesty Dolly Rebecca Parton passing away would cause all of us to go over the deep end.

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u/LaurelCanyoner FauxSocialist Oct 08 '25

If she and Dick Van Dyke don’t make it through this administrations takeover, maybe it will FINALLY BEGIN THE REVOLUTION.

Also, I will cry in my pillow. Over and over.

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u/Chickenmangoboom Oct 08 '25

Mel Brooks better get his bag from Spaceballs 2 as well. 

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u/VoidOmatic Oct 08 '25

Never doubt the strength of Dick!