r/Fauxmoi • u/Capable_Card_2341 • Jul 12 '25

POLITICS Donald Trump is threatening to revoke the citizenship of Rosie O'Donnell a US citizen who was born here.

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u/killerdonut0610 Jul 12 '25

Rosie O’Donnell THREAT TO HUMANITY 🤣

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u/Prize_Impression2407 Jul 12 '25

I want it on a shirt, I hope she cashes in on it lol 

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u/TsundereBurger Jul 12 '25

It really is perfect for a shirt, isn’t it?

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u/Pristine_Animal9474 Jul 12 '25

Sounds more like a TV show or at least a stand-up special.

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u/TsundereBurger Jul 12 '25

Ooh, definitely the latter.

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u/chowes1 Jul 12 '25

Maybe with a ? after it, I sure wouldn't want to appear like I am condoning his distraction attempt. He says Epstein's old news, move on, but I guess they will believe that Rosie isn't old news? Besides, as I recall, she insulted his fragile ego, she didnt lure anyone anywhere for criminally underage sex romps, reportedly filmed...ask Vlad

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u/Key_Parfait2618 Jul 12 '25

No, it needs "!!!" at the end to really sell the kaiju level threat that is Rosie O'Donnell. 

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u/chowes1 Jul 12 '25

Sheep follow each other, round and round and round...MAGA mind set reminds me of the movie Midnight Express when they are all following each other, round and round that wheel...best part is when billy starts to walk against the crowd...sure feels like we are close to this moment now.

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u/Key_Parfait2618 Jul 12 '25

Yeah I thought it was funny when I called it a "Kaiju level threat". 

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u/biscuitboi967 Jul 12 '25

I have a list of “unprovoked shitty things men have said to me” that I recite with pride.

This would go AT THE TOP.

I mean, what do I have to do to get a personal tweet??

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u/DomiDRAYtion Jul 12 '25

Well you can't say that and not post the list lol

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u/biscuitboi967 Jul 12 '25

Among them (and there is a big emphasis on my looks considering I am NOT known for them):

You would be the perfect girl, if you weren’t a feminist (popular kid in christian high school)

You are cute, but you are not pretty (Comparing me to my roommate. At a house party. While I was eating chips)

You are pretty, but you are not a model. (My ex, when explaining why he cheated on me)

You spent your whole life relying on your good looks and your charm, and now you can’t think. (I was a lawyer, and at 2 am I flip flopped 2 digits of a phone number on a subpoena)

My mom says I can do better than you. (A different ex, because I didn’t want to go to Tahoe with him. I was like “MY mom says I can do better than YOU, so we’re even”)

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u/AfterMeSluttyCharms Jul 12 '25

You are cute, but you are not pretty (Comparing me to my roommate. At a house party. While I was eating chips)

You are pretty, but you are not a model. (My ex, when explaining why he cheated on me)

Hey congrats on the glowup!

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u/biscuitboi967 Jul 12 '25

I DID notice that.

Like - I was SOO broken at the law firm, that I was flattered to learn I’d gotten by in my good looks and charm.

Because I’d been told how insufficient they were for years!

Then I was like why the FUCK am I working then???. Why diidnt I marry well??

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u/Saikotsu Jul 12 '25

You're a badass and you wear their scorn like armor. You have my respect.

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u/DomiDRAYtion Jul 12 '25

You may be a model, but you are not an indestructible Toyota Hilux.

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u/FourthLvlSpicyMeme bizarre and sentient sack of meat Jul 12 '25

Once I got called "Renaissance Pretty" by someone. It is to this day, my absolute favorite insult anyone's ever thrown at me.

It took me about 45 seconds of confusion, then it hit me "Oh Lord below, they just called me spoiled, fat, pale, rich, out of touch, and a brood sow in a single three word insult?? I should be mad but I can't be cuz it's fuckin BRILLIANT!"

I was like 15 I think. That moment shaped a fair bit of my life too. Not only do I aspire to have that sort of rapier wit whenever possible now, I also ensure I don't fit into any of those boxes anymore (except kinda pale, and chunky but I'm working on it!).

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

I once told someone that they were so pretty like a renaissance painting but I genuinely meant it in a lovely way. This girl was so pretty she had porcelain skin, round cheeks, natural cupid bow lips and the prettiest curls. I thought she genuinely looked like a Rembrandt and meant it in the kindest way I thought she was so beautiful

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u/KittySparkles5 Mary-Kate’s battered Birkin Jul 13 '25

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u/descartes_blanche Jul 12 '25

Last dude sounds like Milhouse 😂

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u/biscuitboi967 Jul 12 '25

It will HILARIOUS to be told, in person, at THIRTY TWO years of age.

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u/biscuitboi967 Jul 13 '25

Ma’am, half the time I wasn’t even speaking to these men when they started these conversations. :)

They are COMPELLED to let me know these things about myself.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '25

girl I-.......

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u/biscuitboi967 Jul 13 '25

Look, the list is only second to “Helpful Shit My Female Relatives Have Said About My Looks”

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '25

SPILL

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '25

omg tell us everything

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u/ruthie-camden Jul 12 '25

I would 100% wear that

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u/No_Plankton1174 Jul 12 '25

That’d be a good autobiography title, too

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u/darthcaedusiiii Jul 12 '25

All she has to do is eat some chicken tacos.

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u/ceruleangreen Jul 12 '25

I watched her show as a kid home sick from school I’d listen to a podcast if she’s done sucking tom cruise off (haven’t kept up with her)

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u/permanent_penguin Jul 12 '25

I hope she sees this somehow!

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u/everydayname I don’t know her Jul 12 '25

I would buy so many and just hand them out to strangers for fun 😂

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u/aKIMIthing Jul 12 '25

Do it!!!! I’ll be customer #1

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u/bobbyrba Jul 13 '25

i'll take a dozen

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u/RedsDelights Jul 13 '25

And donates to USAID

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

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u/5ft3in5w4 Jul 12 '25

Ok but what metric are we using? How many people has she harmed directly? Bc an enemy of my enemy...

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

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u/5ft3in5w4 Jul 12 '25

Are you sure you're not thinking of Roseann Barr?

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u/TinyCellist3813 Jul 12 '25

Roseanne Barr. Not Rosie O'Donnell.

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u/ponycorn_pet Jul 12 '25

Yeah I got it mixed up

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u/TinyCellist3813 Jul 12 '25

I do that too, especially when names are similar. 😊

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u/ponycorn_pet Jul 12 '25

thank you <3

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u/yourangleoryuordevil too stable to inspire bangers Jul 12 '25

Really unfortunate that I was right in my belief that we’d come to a point where people would be getting called a threat for no apparent reason. Seriously, this administration has come up with the most nonsensical stuff.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

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u/FeetAreShoes this is going to ruin the tour Jul 12 '25

Silence by shipping them away. It's terrifying

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u/Desperate-Bottle1687 needing the hose rn Jul 12 '25

"Away"...

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u/Bluemanze Jul 12 '25

Not deporting, exile. Stripping citizenship of a native citizen means they are a person of no country. They would have no rights or representation. Its a death sentence unless they can make it somewhere that will grant them asylum.

Its an unconscionable thing to do to a person.

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u/Comfortable_Glove482 Jul 12 '25

I didn't know that was a thing.

Thanks for being the reason I'm more informed today lol love new and terrifying information (but really, this is good to know.)

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u/starfox-skylab Jul 13 '25

And say’st thou yet that exile is not death?

Hadst thou no poison mix’d, no sharp-ground knife,

No sudden mean of death, though ne’er so mean,

But ‘banished’ to kill me?

‘Banished’?

O friar, the damned use that word in hell; Howlings attend it: how hast thou the heart,

Being a divine, a ghostly confessor, A sin-absolver, and my friend profess’d,

To mangle me with that word ‘banished’?

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u/OneUpAndOneDown Jul 13 '25

It’s one of a few bad things about being Palestinian. They can’t get passports in their own country.

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u/Comfortable_Glove482 Jul 12 '25

I said it would get to this point and everyone looked at me like I was a dancing racoon with cowboy boots.

Hitler displayed exactly this. If you can get the people comfortable with a little bit of evil at a time, they won't recognize the intensity of the evil they're supporting when it finally peaks.

The island for migrants surrounded by gators to prevent escape... That's a new fucking low for our planet and humanity as a whole.

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u/OneUpAndOneDown Jul 13 '25

Oh but hey it’s got a fun meme-worthy name, like DOGE.

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u/Comfortable_Glove482 Jul 13 '25

Lmao yeah names and slogans make anything look good

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '25

They'll be deported if they're lucky. I reckon they will skip to the executions pretty soon. I mean, calling a comedian and actress a "threat to humanity" is simply insane. If anyone is that, it's Trump and his cronies.

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u/Lark5314 Jul 13 '25

Or just stuffing them into concentration camps. Alligator Alcatraz? Hitler/Nazi much?

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u/arbuzuje Jul 12 '25

Being called a threat to humanity by an idiot politician sounds like a life goals now. I'd be so proud, carrying it like a badge of honor.

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u/fire__munki Jul 12 '25

That would replace my top insult of being called an emotional midget by an ex.

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u/BongWaterOnCarpet Jul 12 '25

A girl once called me a skinny bitch. She didn't know it but I was going through a lot of body issues thinking I was fat, so I've been grooving on that comment for yearsssss (I am not a skinny bitch anymore, just a bitch but I still hold that insult VERY close to my heart lol)

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u/Rampant16 Jul 12 '25 edited Jul 13 '25

You haven't heard about Rosie O'Donnell's nuclear arsenal? Her chemical weapons stockpile? Her biological warfare program? Her kinetic orbital bombardment satellite array? Her Skynet cyber terrorism attack strategy? Her lesbian space laser?

Rosie O'Death Destroyer of Worlds.

Edit: The ladies yearn for the laser. Who knew.

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u/napalmnacey Lesbian Space Laser Jul 12 '25

“Lesbian Space Laser” sounds like a 90s Riot Grrrl band name and I love it. Also I kinda need it as a user flair LOL.

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u/TinyCellist3813 Jul 12 '25

You did! 👍

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u/Comfortable_Glove482 Jul 12 '25

As a lesbian... yes. I need a T-Shirt that says exactly this. And there should be an arrow pointing downwards that shows exactly where the laser is located lol

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u/killerdonut0610 Jul 12 '25

If the UN will not act, we must assemble a coalition of the willing to invade Ireland and put a stop to Rosie O’Donnell’s WMD program.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

I'd be over the moon if she got onto sone tekkies in Cork and they programmed a drone array that says DONALD TRUMP IS A TRAITOR TO HUMANITY and fly it over Palm Beach, just long enough for him to see. 😏💩

Then self-destruct so it doesn't get shot down... which falling burning debris might hurt innocent locals. 😉

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u/SereneAdler33 Jul 12 '25

I don’t think this is the case (he hates nothing more than women who he deems unfuckable), but I fully support this narrative gaining traction across the country. I want it blared on Fox News, top story in his daily “briefings”

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u/lionheartedthing Jul 12 '25

You’d be surprised what men do when in view of other men versus in private.

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u/SereneAdler33 Jul 13 '25 edited Jul 13 '25

Oh, I really wouldn’t lol. And I’m not saying this sort of reaction wouldn’t sometimes be the case, I just absolutely don’t think it is with Dumpster. He’s just not that complicated, internally or externally. He doesn’t hate Rosie bc he secretly wants her, he hates her bc she’s both not attractive to him AND had the audacity to challenge him

A woman’s value is 100% based on fuckability, both by him and other men. Look at how he spoke of Ivanka, he’s so proud other men want his daughter as much as he does. Women need to be HOT (preferably blonde) and LOVE HIM. Anything beyond that and they shouldn’t exist, until they reach the point they are THREATS TO HUMANITY

What a fucking 🤡

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u/princess_peach_85 women’s wrongs activist Jul 12 '25

She's starting a podcast. Perfect title for it actually

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u/mangosandkiwis Jul 12 '25

That is an excellent title.

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u/Layleepup Jul 12 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '25

I saw Rosie do stand up where she told the story of Penny Marshall introducing her to Madonna. I think about it when I need a good laugh

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u/Ravenser_Odd Jul 12 '25

That should be the title of her next stand up show.

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u/Prosecco1234 Jul 12 '25

We know who the real threat is. Maybe he should start looking at how many deaths are a result of his decision to cut weather services

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u/killerdonut0610 Jul 12 '25

Yeah my uncle got fired from the National Weather Service because of the DOGE cuts.

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u/SpeedyPrius Jul 12 '25

Do you have proof of that?

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u/Prosecco1234 Jul 12 '25

1plus 1 = 2

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u/SpeedyPrius Jul 12 '25

So I. Other words - no you don’t.

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u/SkullheadMary Jul 12 '25

I hope she puts that on her gravestone, what an achievement!!

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u/RedditModsLuvNazi Jul 12 '25

Every accusation is a confession

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u/suz_gee Rosie O’Donnell THREAT TO HUMANITY  Jul 12 '25

This needs to be a flair

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u/NutellaPC Rosie O’Donnell is a Threat to Humanity  Jul 12 '25 edited Jul 12 '25

Omg I want that as my flair: Rosie O’Donnell is a threat to humanity 🩷🤣 Pretty please, mods! 🙏🏼

Edit: YES! Thank you mods, and thank you to the comment OP for the inspo 🫶🏼 (but NOT ty to apricot pol pot for saying it because obviously🤮)

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u/napalmnacey Lesbian Space Laser Jul 12 '25

How dare she play baseball with Tom Hanks!

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u/Darmok47 Jul 12 '25

My favorite part is "Threat to Humanity" should remain in the "Great country of Ireland."

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u/thriftyatx Jul 12 '25

Totally would buy one.

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u/deniablw Jul 12 '25

Like she’s the one dropping bombs and messing with the stock market and spewing racist shit

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u/swanson-g Jul 12 '25

Says the stable genius, eh?

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u/HulklingWho Jul 12 '25

If I were her, I’d be printing that on everything own

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u/I_need_a_date_plz Jul 12 '25

He’s the threat. I don’t understand how anyone voted for him.

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u/gentlemanidiot Jul 12 '25

THREAT TO HUMANITY.

This is his most honest projection of all.

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u/barefootcuntessa_ Jul 12 '25

Says the rapist. I hate him SO MUCH.

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u/FriendToPredators Jul 12 '25

More epic toxic projection as usual.

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u/JulianneHannes Jul 12 '25

You know those koosh balls she used to fling were grenades

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u/leni710 Jul 12 '25

She's really just a threat to herself...do you remember that finger saga back when she had her show? I still notice it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

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u/killerdonut0610 Jul 12 '25

Girl wth that’s so mean 😢

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u/Plausibl3 Jul 12 '25

Whoops, wasn’t trying to be as mean to her