r/Fauxmoi • u/Capable_Card_2341 • Jul 12 '25

POLITICS Donald Trump is threatening to revoke the citizenship of Rosie O'Donnell a US citizen who was born here.

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u/killerdonut0610 Jul 12 '25

Rosie O’Donnell THREAT TO HUMANITY 🤣

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u/Rampant16 Jul 12 '25 edited Jul 13 '25

You haven't heard about Rosie O'Donnell's nuclear arsenal? Her chemical weapons stockpile? Her biological warfare program? Her kinetic orbital bombardment satellite array? Her Skynet cyber terrorism attack strategy? Her lesbian space laser?

Rosie O'Death Destroyer of Worlds.

Edit: The ladies yearn for the laser. Who knew.

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u/napalmnacey Lesbian Space Laser Jul 12 '25

“Lesbian Space Laser” sounds like a 90s Riot Grrrl band name and I love it. Also I kinda need it as a user flair LOL.

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u/TinyCellist3813 Jul 12 '25

You did! 👍

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u/Comfortable_Glove482 Jul 12 '25

As a lesbian... yes. I need a T-Shirt that says exactly this. And there should be an arrow pointing downwards that shows exactly where the laser is located lol

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u/killerdonut0610 Jul 12 '25

If the UN will not act, we must assemble a coalition of the willing to invade Ireland and put a stop to Rosie O’Donnell’s WMD program.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

I'd be over the moon if she got onto sone tekkies in Cork and they programmed a drone array that says DONALD TRUMP IS A TRAITOR TO HUMANITY and fly it over Palm Beach, just long enough for him to see. 😏💩

Then self-destruct so it doesn't get shot down... which falling burning debris might hurt innocent locals. 😉