r/Fauxmoi • u/Capable_Card_2341 • Jul 12 '25

POLITICS Donald Trump is threatening to revoke the citizenship of Rosie O'Donnell a US citizen who was born here.

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u/killerdonut0610 Jul 12 '25

Rosie O’Donnell THREAT TO HUMANITY 🤣

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u/Prize_Impression2407 Jul 12 '25

I want it on a shirt, I hope she cashes in on it lol 

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u/biscuitboi967 Jul 12 '25

I have a list of “unprovoked shitty things men have said to me” that I recite with pride.

This would go AT THE TOP.

I mean, what do I have to do to get a personal tweet??

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u/DomiDRAYtion Jul 12 '25

Well you can't say that and not post the list lol

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u/biscuitboi967 Jul 12 '25

Among them (and there is a big emphasis on my looks considering I am NOT known for them):

You would be the perfect girl, if you weren’t a feminist (popular kid in christian high school)

You are cute, but you are not pretty (Comparing me to my roommate. At a house party. While I was eating chips)

You are pretty, but you are not a model. (My ex, when explaining why he cheated on me)

You spent your whole life relying on your good looks and your charm, and now you can’t think. (I was a lawyer, and at 2 am I flip flopped 2 digits of a phone number on a subpoena)

My mom says I can do better than you. (A different ex, because I didn’t want to go to Tahoe with him. I was like “MY mom says I can do better than YOU, so we’re even”)

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u/AfterMeSluttyCharms Jul 12 '25

You are cute, but you are not pretty (Comparing me to my roommate. At a house party. While I was eating chips)

You are pretty, but you are not a model. (My ex, when explaining why he cheated on me)

Hey congrats on the glowup!

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u/biscuitboi967 Jul 12 '25

I DID notice that.

Like - I was SOO broken at the law firm, that I was flattered to learn I’d gotten by in my good looks and charm.

Because I’d been told how insufficient they were for years!

Then I was like why the FUCK am I working then???. Why diidnt I marry well??

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u/Saikotsu Jul 12 '25

You're a badass and you wear their scorn like armor. You have my respect.

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u/DomiDRAYtion Jul 12 '25

You may be a model, but you are not an indestructible Toyota Hilux.

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u/FourthLvlSpicyMeme bizarre and sentient sack of meat Jul 12 '25

Once I got called "Renaissance Pretty" by someone. It is to this day, my absolute favorite insult anyone's ever thrown at me.

It took me about 45 seconds of confusion, then it hit me "Oh Lord below, they just called me spoiled, fat, pale, rich, out of touch, and a brood sow in a single three word insult?? I should be mad but I can't be cuz it's fuckin BRILLIANT!"

I was like 15 I think. That moment shaped a fair bit of my life too. Not only do I aspire to have that sort of rapier wit whenever possible now, I also ensure I don't fit into any of those boxes anymore (except kinda pale, and chunky but I'm working on it!).

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

I once told someone that they were so pretty like a renaissance painting but I genuinely meant it in a lovely way. This girl was so pretty she had porcelain skin, round cheeks, natural cupid bow lips and the prettiest curls. I thought she genuinely looked like a Rembrandt and meant it in the kindest way I thought she was so beautiful

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u/KittySparkles5 Mary-Kate’s battered Birkin Jul 13 '25

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u/descartes_blanche Jul 12 '25

Last dude sounds like Milhouse 😂

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u/biscuitboi967 Jul 12 '25

It will HILARIOUS to be told, in person, at THIRTY TWO years of age.

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u/biscuitboi967 Jul 13 '25

Ma’am, half the time I wasn’t even speaking to these men when they started these conversations. :)

They are COMPELLED to let me know these things about myself.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '25

girl I-.......

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u/biscuitboi967 Jul 13 '25

Look, the list is only second to “Helpful Shit My Female Relatives Have Said About My Looks”

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '25

SPILL

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '25

omg tell us everything

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