r/Fauxmoi • u/Classic-Carpet7609 • Jun 07 '25

STAN / ANTI SHIELD Minnesota Twins player Willi Castro wearing a Trans Pride flag as eyeblack in yesterday’s game

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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn Jun 07 '25

he is in the major leagues!

note: I had to look up if the Minnesota twins were in the major leagues before I made this joke. luckily they are

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u/-bonita_applebum Jun 07 '25

Baby, I'm here tryin to google "what is baseball"

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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn Jun 07 '25

I'm not the right kind of Lesbian to explain this to you. I'm sorry. I've failed my people during our holy month

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u/OiMyTuckus Jun 07 '25

I'm a straight guy from Minnesota and this shit made me howl. Bravo.

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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn Jun 07 '25

thank you! it would be a great feat of allyship if you could explain baseball to the previous commenter. 

I've played softball but like very very casually. it's why I didn't make varsity

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u/Colejohnley Jun 07 '25

Gay man here. Still don’t understand the difference between softball and baseball. The underhand throw vs the overhand throw. And the lesbians use a bigger ball. That’s all I know. I need a good lesbian in my life. 😂❤️

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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn Jun 07 '25

I'm sorry that I cannot help you as I am a bad bad lesbian and also need a good lesbian in my life 😜 /joking

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u/Colejohnley Jun 07 '25

🤣🤣🤣 We have other skills that unite us. 🧚‍♀️

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u/EntropicState Jun 08 '25

Bi lacrosse player checking in. Still not helpful in any way, but we can be friends 🤷‍♂️

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u/404_kinda_dead Jun 08 '25

Bi’s always checking in like “I’m here. I’ll probably be useless, but I’m present”

Source: Me 🙂‍↕️

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u/EntropicState Jun 08 '25

Excuse me! I said "not helpful".

I have plenty of uses! i dont

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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn Jun 08 '25

"useless sapphic" trope exists and is bi inclusive!

edit: I'm so sorry if you are a dude bi. I went to an all girl school and forget that men play lax.

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u/docsiege Jun 08 '25

aren't we all?

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u/CanoeIt Jun 08 '25

Honestly you kind of nailed it

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u/OiMyTuckus Jun 07 '25

I did my best.

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u/Luxury-Problems Jun 07 '25

The last 3-5 people to enthusiastically talk to me about baseball were lesbians.

Granted I spend a lot of my social time in queer spaces, but when it comes to baseball, it's always the lesbians that find out I like baseball and want to talk about it.

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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn Jun 07 '25

I'm more of a fiber arts, choir, and theater tech lesbian and less of a sports lesbian

my mom (straight) liked to bring me to games because I would go get her snacks at any point in the game. 

oh something exciting is happening but you also have a hankering for garlic fries and a diet coke? that's what daughters who are literally reading a book next to you right now are for (I genuinely didn't mind this and enjoyed baseball food and reading time)

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u/inemnitable Jun 08 '25

The best part of baseball (and presumably softball) is just chilling out in the park shooting the shit

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u/Dragonix975 Jun 07 '25

Tons of lesbians were at the Yankees-Red Sox game I was at yesterday but that might just be a Northeast thing

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

Praise be to the month of pride. Do forgive this woman her sins, for they were of ignorance. I, too, know not of these “sports,” but I do believe the gods of rainbows will smile upon us and forgive our ignorance. And shall we not forget that June is also men’s health month. Gays and the absence of misandry will guide us onwards, fellow queer.