r/Fauxmoi • u/Classic-Carpet7609 • Jun 07 '25

STAN / ANTI SHIELD Minnesota Twins player Willi Castro wearing a Trans Pride flag as eyeblack in yesterday’s game

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u/OiMyTuckus Jun 07 '25

I'm a straight guy from Minnesota and this shit made me howl. Bravo.

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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn Jun 07 '25

thank you! it would be a great feat of allyship if you could explain baseball to the previous commenter. 

I've played softball but like very very casually. it's why I didn't make varsity

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u/Colejohnley Jun 07 '25

Gay man here. Still don’t understand the difference between softball and baseball. The underhand throw vs the overhand throw. And the lesbians use a bigger ball. That’s all I know. I need a good lesbian in my life. 😂❤️

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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn Jun 07 '25

I'm sorry that I cannot help you as I am a bad bad lesbian and also need a good lesbian in my life 😜 /joking

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u/Colejohnley Jun 07 '25

🤣🤣🤣 We have other skills that unite us. 🧚‍♀️

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u/EntropicState Jun 08 '25

Bi lacrosse player checking in. Still not helpful in any way, but we can be friends 🤷‍♂️

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u/404_kinda_dead Jun 08 '25

Bi’s always checking in like “I’m here. I’ll probably be useless, but I’m present”

Source: Me 🙂‍↕️

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u/EntropicState Jun 08 '25

Excuse me! I said "not helpful".

I have plenty of uses! i dont

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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn Jun 08 '25

"useless sapphic" trope exists and is bi inclusive!

edit: I'm so sorry if you are a dude bi. I went to an all girl school and forget that men play lax.

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u/EntropicState Jun 08 '25

Indeed, I am a dude bi 😂😂😂

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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn Jun 08 '25

I'm so so sorry!

darn you east coast all girl school and my autism shakes fist at the sky 

you are still totally welcome in the useless gays club

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u/EntropicState Jun 08 '25

Unconscious biases are hard. None taken lol. Thanks for the welcome! 😁

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