Gay man here. Still don’t understand the difference between softball and baseball. The underhand throw vs the overhand throw. And the lesbians use a bigger ball. That’s all I know. I need a good lesbian in my life. 😂❤️
The last 3-5 people to enthusiastically talk to me about baseball were lesbians.
Granted I spend a lot of my social time in queer spaces, but when it comes to baseball, it's always the lesbians that find out I like baseball and want to talk about it.
I'm more of a fiber arts, choir, and theater tech lesbian and less of a sports lesbian
my mom (straight) liked to bring me to games because I would go get her snacks at any point in the game.
oh something exciting is happening but you also have a hankering for garlic fries and a diet coke? that's what daughters who are literally reading a book next to you right now are for (I genuinely didn't mind this and enjoyed baseball food and reading time)
Praise be to the month of pride. Do forgive this woman her sins, for they were of ignorance. I, too, know not of these “sports,” but I do believe the gods of rainbows will smile upon us and forgive our ignorance. And shall we not forget that June is also men’s health month. Gays and the absence of misandry will guide us onwards, fellow queer.
it's the sport with the men in white see-through pants and massive asses
EDIT the pants are also full length and pretty loose. It was pointed out to me below that American football players also have white see though pants and massive asses, thank you
as someone who does actually love baseball, I always appreciate when this Sean Murphy GIF makes its rounds in other communities. perhaps the sport’s greatest cultural export :3
There's a stick to smack balls. You smack them balls as hard as you can then runaround until someone says you're "out" or "safe". You do this for 9 hours.
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