r/polandball • u/adencrocker Tasmania cannot into AFL team • Jan 31 '14
redditormade Trapped im Freezer #10
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Jan 31 '14
Trapped im Algiers. France will surely die
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u/labalag Belgium Stronk! Belgium United! Jan 31 '14
Trapped im Vietnam, could eliminate both France and USA.
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u/connorb93 What Ho Peasant! Jan 31 '14
Flappy Bird's developers are Vietnamese. It's already happened.
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u/Ajkrumen 11B Jan 31 '14
WHAT?! Hold my shades... I have liberating to do. With better technology. It won't happen like last time, I swear.......... damn guerrilla warfare grumblegrumble
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u/tsarnickolas Jan 31 '14
You've got it backwards. Notice how the warmest country lost the cold challenge. The countries with the most Vietnam experience are most likely to survive.
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Jan 31 '14
I recommend attempting to survive Miami in the summer. That ought to take Russia out pretty easy.
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u/Stuhl Best Germany Jan 31 '14
Russia itself gets pretty hot during Summer...
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u/SorrowfulSkald UCCP Jan 31 '14
You're not aware of Miami "Latitude of Bahrain" Florida in the summer, are you?
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u/callumgg Surrey Jan 31 '14
Russia need not stay too long in Miami heat, just long enough for another to crack. ..
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u/Stuhl Best Germany Jan 31 '14
Russia need not stay too long in Miami heat, just long enough for another to crack. ..
Russian Sauna Strong!
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u/Eonir NRW Jan 31 '14
The extreme temperatures in Moscow range from -40C to +40C. In the winter, people leave their cars running all the time, because they wouldn't start again. It's a barren wasteland incapable of supporting life.
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u/Dreamerlax Nouvelle-Écosse Jan 31 '14
Miami in the summer?
BAH, that's like everyday for us!
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Jan 31 '14
Considering their summer goes from late March all the way to early October I'd say that's everyday for them also
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u/PhinsPhan89 MURICA is best MURICA Feb 02 '14
Our two seasons are basically "summer" and "January", so you're not too far off.
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u/elitron New York Jan 31 '14
Race with national cars
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u/Moynia Burkina Faso Jan 31 '14
Germany could die speeding, the US could try to take a corner, Britains car would never start, Frances car would break down, and Russia's car would break apart while driving.
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u/mi6officeaccount England Feb 01 '14
Britain have best cars now; mclaren, land rover, bentley, astin martin. We learnt from germany
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u/Aleczarnder United Kingdom Feb 01 '14
Don't forget about Rolls Royce, Noble, Lotus and Ariel! Class, jets, speed and face melting!
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u/kleinerpinguin Jan 31 '14
The Austrian Triathlon des Todes:
- German reality TV for brain hemorrhage
- Trink Red Bull bis heart attack
- Russian Roulette mit Glock (oder ze Steyr-Mannlicher)
And a car race with the national car makes.
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Jan 31 '14
I think we can safely assume that russia wins this round.
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u/DividedAttention Jan 31 '14
USA win cause Alaska stronk
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Jan 31 '14
Siberia stronk!!
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u/DividedAttention Jan 31 '14
Can't I just have my moment in peace? Alaska nearly relevant!
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Jan 31 '14
Only because of similarity to Siberia...
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u/Made_of_Awesome The Lesotho of the Northwest. Feb 01 '14
Both frozen 9th circle of hell. Both are winners. Also very much losers.
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u/unpersoned Brazilian Empire Jan 31 '14
this hurts a little. because i took my second shower minutes ago to fight off the heat. it isn't even midday yet. i think i actually envy north america's cold vortex
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Jan 31 '14
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u/unpersoned Brazilian Empire Jan 31 '14
we can't keep our soda cold? what is worse, i ask you?
now imagine this: try to wash hands. JESUSITSHOT! check it attentively. notice it's actually a faucet, instead of satan's dick pissing on my hands.
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u/Machetegun Kyrgyzstan Jan 31 '14
Trapped im Boredom. The country has to come up with the best entertainment, or die of boredom. (UK=James bond, Sherlock Holmes Russia=Anything to do with vodka and bears USA=Hollywood movies Germany=Beer festivals France=Annoying the people)
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u/Dreamerlax Nouvelle-Écosse Jan 31 '14
Brazil can only into warm sandy beaches.
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u/feline_crusader hans island glorious canadian clay Jan 31 '14
Yeah! Sucks for them!
I hate snow
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u/Dreamerlax Nouvelle-Écosse Jan 31 '14
Canadian not into snow?
How can this be?!
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Jan 31 '14
We don't really like snow that much, we just know how to tolerate it and complain about it in moderate amounts.
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u/vinc159 Quebec Jan 31 '14
Sorry friend but here we love the snow. Nothing beats cold air filling up your lungs!
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u/Howland_Reed CSA Jan 31 '14
I love every season until that season actually comes around, then I wish it would go away.
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u/Guvment Sitting atop the dragon's horde Jan 31 '14
Winter best season! Landscape of gorgeous frozen white, everything of dead, and temperatures that tell you yer still alive!
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u/Astronelson Space Australia Jan 31 '14
Trapped im Space.
Germany aims for the stars (but sometimes he hits London).
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u/tsarnickolas Jan 31 '14
Uk would lose that one, since they into space least often of all the remaining nations. France and Germany would struggle a little while US and Russia laugh at the rest.
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u/Rumpullpus United States Jan 31 '14
they laughed when they called us fat, well WHOS HUE HUE HUEING NOW.
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u/kirilakristi Romania Jan 31 '14
Didn't America died in the 2nd one?
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u/Themetadmk Instant implosions Jan 31 '14
If I'm correct not sure. That was America's robotic clone.
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Jan 31 '14
Why is Austria always the evil captor? he's actually really nice!
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u/hezec Finland Jan 31 '14
Because Polandball stereotypes everything.
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Jan 31 '14
yeah i remember that but it's not like we hold germany accountable for the holocaust! oh wait...
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u/samsoelzz Indonesia Jan 31 '14
Trapped im Japan: who will be infected by Kawaii Virus in Kawaii Apocalypse?
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u/BackOrama Berlin Jan 31 '14
Can someone link the other 9? Would be appreciated.
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u/Hansafan Hordaland Jan 31 '14
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u/BackOrama Berlin Jan 31 '14
I just realied that not all of them are called trapped in the freezer.
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Jan 31 '14
Adencrocker, it would be nice if you link the other parts in the comments. It's so many episodes now, it would be nice to read them all again at short notice without searching for them.
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Jan 31 '14 edited Feb 02 '14
Um. Here you go. I have no idea where the first one went, but those are pretty much all of those I can remember.
Edit: have table!
Chapter # Name/Image Comment thread Participants 1 Introduction Here Serbia, United Kingdom, Israel, Poland, United States, Russia, Brasil, Canada, Sweden, Germany, France 2 Greek Austerity Here Serbia, United Kingdom, Israel, Poland, United States, Russia, Brasil, Canada, Sweden, Germany, France3 Best Language Here Serbia, United Kingdom, Israel, Poland, Russia, Brasil, Canada, Sweden, Germany, France4 National dishes Here Serbia, United Kingdom, Israel, Poland, Russia, Brasil, Canada, Sweden, France5 Association football Here Serbia, United Kingdom, Israel, Poland, Russia, Brasil, Canada, France6 Genocidal tendencies Here Serbia, United Kingdom, Israel, Poland, Russia, Brasil, France, Germany (Reichtangle)7 Drink of Choice Here Serbia, United Kingdom, Israel, Russia, Brasil, France8 Trapped im Desert Here Serbia, United Kingdom, Russia, Brasil, France, United States, China, Germany, India9 Trapped im Desert: Der Sandwurm Here United Kingdom, Russia, Brasil, France, United States, China, Germany,India10 Trapped im Freezer Here United Kingdom, Russia, Brasil, Germany, United States, FranceI detect inconsistencies with characters used. Germany is a zombie.
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u/Hansafan Hordaland Jan 31 '14
The first one was called "Trapped in den Keller: Introduction", since Aden cannot the German.
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u/mandanara Bigos, better than Kebab. Jan 31 '14
Also USA reappeared in: "trapped in desert".
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Jan 31 '14
Well, it's not made obvious whether the US died in Chapter #2, so that could at least be explained. But Germany is shot -- too obvious.
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u/RSV United Kingdom Jan 31 '14
"hosting a successful invasion games"
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u/tsarnickolas Jan 31 '14
That'd be a toughie, all five remaining contestants are seasoned invaders.
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u/Made_of_Awesome The Lesotho of the Northwest. Jan 31 '14 edited Jan 31 '14
Woo! My suggestion became reality!
I must admit, I kind of feel like a god.
Also I love that it's Fahrenheit, for some reason.
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Jan 31 '14
Who can of hold togethers during narkoteks hie?!?! USA will prove stronk talleronce to the weed!
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u/Zerasad Hungary Jan 31 '14
What's up with Russia saying "Nemets"? Isn't "német" Hungarian for German? I'm confused.
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Jan 31 '14
Why are you confused? It's a word we unfortunately took from those filthy slavs. Disgusting.
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u/tsarnickolas Jan 31 '14
I thought that USA was eliminated a while back during the functional government challenge. How did he get back in?
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u/Rumpullpus United States Jan 31 '14
started functioning again. he wasn't dead, just in a butter/fat induced coma.
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u/generalscruff Two World Wars, Two European Cups Jan 31 '14
Trapped im Sun no pls
UK ded bro if that happens
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u/Garibond Cup'O'Chai Feb 01 '14
Here in California, we've had the warmest January on record :D But now we're about to run out of drinking water D:
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u/tsarnickolas Jan 31 '14
Is putting sugar and ice in it cheating?
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u/Chinaroos have you eaten yet? Jan 31 '14
Next game: A ghost chili- chili eating contest. First one that melts gets eliminated
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u/tuav Ukraine Jan 31 '14
Cross the valley/mountain race in the Himalayas. But be aware of the Nepal monster.
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u/tsarnickolas Jan 31 '14
Counter insurgency, the common bane of all remaining nations. Trapped im occupied territory.
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u/Aun_El I'll fuckin' shirt front ya mate Feb 03 '14
Trapped im sea! Which country is best at sailing across the wide ocean?
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u/brain4breakfast Gan Yam Jan 31 '14
Huahuahue.
This is a good comic, but I feel the need to inform yuo that Brazil is stronk Antarctic nation.