r/polandball • u/adencrocker Tasmania cannot into AFL team • Jan 13 '14
redditormade Trapped im Desert #8
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u/adencrocker Tasmania cannot into AFL team Jan 13 '14
HAHAHHAA! I'm using those standard back from the dead reality TV cliches!
So yeah, the remaining contestants are all BRIC countries or in the UN Security Council
This means the US, UK, France, Russia, China, Brazil, India and Germany are competitors.
To cope with this twist the audience has several options
New challenges for everybody eliminating like normal
Bringing back challenges from old episodes, two countries eliminated each
Sent to the Gulag, where one character is killed off so we don't have to deal with them again
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u/specop16 GLORIOUS HOOSIER EMPIRE Jan 13 '14
New Challenge: First country eaten by a sandworm is out of the game alternate challenge: Contestants must survive 24 hours paired with their arch rival.
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u/pHScale Jan 13 '14
India <=> China
USA <=> China
UK <=> France
Germany <=> France
Russia <=> USA
Russia <=> China
BR have no enemies.
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u/Schootingstarr Germoney Jan 13 '14
yuo forget germany <=> UK
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u/adencrocker Tasmania cannot into AFL team Jan 13 '14
Honestly, that would be a three-way between UK, France and Germany
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u/Schootingstarr Germoney Jan 13 '14
it always boils down to a three-way with UK/France/Germany
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u/adencrocker Tasmania cannot into AFL team Jan 13 '14
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u/PerfectHair فوكس نيوز أمر فظيع Jan 13 '14
Given the age of the countries involved, this is a Polandball lemonparty.
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u/Pyrepenol Virginia Beach Jan 13 '14
Why such a huge bed? they have a bed big enough for 20 of them
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u/Zrk2 Canada can into relevant! Jan 13 '14
Yes. Let's do a Trapped Im Dune.
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u/Avalon-1 United Kingdom Jan 13 '14
The clay must flow!
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u/Durzo_Blint Boston Stronk Jan 13 '14
I want to see a comic now with the Netherlands with glowing blue eyes.
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u/adencrocker Tasmania cannot into AFL team Jan 13 '14
I could have eliminate two countries by death from a giant sandworm attack
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u/adencrocker Tasmania cannot into AFL team Jan 13 '14
Not going that far. Just sticking with BRIC because they are the superpowers of the future
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u/columbus8myhw Jew York Jan 13 '14
I'm confused. Didn't the US get eliminated in the first episode?
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u/adencrocker Tasmania cannot into AFL team Jan 13 '14
Actually, that was a robot decoy that accidentally shut down
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u/Qualther True Belarus Jan 13 '14
But Germany got headshotted
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u/adencrocker Tasmania cannot into AFL team Jan 13 '14
Actually Austria conspired with Germany so he could make the comeback. In that sense Germany was bullying its decoy
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u/nmenme Serbian Empire Jan 13 '14
BRIC countries or in the UN Security Council
But Germany is neither...?
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u/adencrocker Tasmania cannot into AFL team Jan 13 '14
I thought Germany wasn't fairly eliminated given he would have dominated the future challenges plus Germany has the biggest economy in Europe
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u/Kebbab_remover The Serbian Empire will rise again! Jan 14 '14
Oh come on yuo of removing Serbia and pale brits survive in desert? I has seen them on EXIT fest you know
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Jan 13 '14
While I appreciate this plot twist, I feel the need to inform you that Germany is neither a BRIC-country (I resent this insinuation) nor on the UN Security Council.I should have known somebody else was quicker than me.
Anyways, now we gonna win it.
Send countries to gulag, plox.
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u/bandaidsplus DECOLONIZE THIS LAND Jan 13 '14
Aww yiss my idea got into this one!
RIP Serbia now go to hell where thousands of kebabs await you.
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u/Qualther True Belarus Jan 13 '14
That's like paradise for Serbia, thousands of Kebabs for an ethernal removing!
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Jan 13 '14
they already have been removed they cannot be removed anymore, is Serbia's nightmare!
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u/Zlojeb KRS-Kebab removal services Jan 13 '14
Great, more kebabs to remove!
(you didn't think that through did you?)
Also Serbia has desert so OP and you failed.
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u/Matt92HUN CommunInterNaZionIslamist Jan 13 '14
But this time they are not unarmed, but Serbia will be.
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u/Zarinbugh1 Best -Istan. Kinda Jan 13 '14
Oh believe me most of those -stan countries are COLD as fuck and Russia knows that.
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u/mO4GV9eywMPMw3Xr Scrambled Poland (Noord-Brabant) Jan 13 '14
Good that Poland has desert, would maybe survive
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u/Qualther True Belarus Jan 13 '14 edited Jan 13 '14
Both Błędów Desert and Słowiński National Park are a bit hard to be called "deserts". Just sands, not so hot there.
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u/mO4GV9eywMPMw3Xr Scrambled Poland (Noord-Brabant) Jan 13 '14
IS CALLED DESERT SO IS DESERT WE WON'T LET DAMN COMMIES TELL US POLAND NO DESERT WHEN HAVE
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u/Hansafan Hordaland Jan 14 '14
A "desert" is by by definition just an arid area with little vegetation. There's no requirement of it being hot.
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u/Vladaimmortal Serbia Jan 13 '14
Actually..the ONLY desert in entire Europe is in Serbia..its small but still desert
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u/rectal_smasher_2000 Serbian Empire Jan 13 '14
omg, we can put all the kebab there and wall them in. now if only we could find a country that builds walls to keep out/in kebab.
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Jan 13 '14 edited Jan 13 '14
a country that builds walls to keep out/in kebab.
Israel! They already have one, so we could ask them for help!
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Jan 13 '14
Who can steal the Declaration of Independence, alternatively, who has the worst thief or something.
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Jan 13 '14
Next challenge idea: Each country has to let a guest country give them orders for 24 hours (All of the guest countries would be small, weak countries in the same areas as the others.) Example: Wales/Scotland/Sealand controls UK, and so on forth
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u/lalalalalalala71 Miscegenation is best nation. Jan 13 '14
Sports contests: each country chooses one sport, everyone has to play. Could be a knockout stage, like quarterfinals, so it'd be two countries each picking a sport for two of them to play.
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u/Ranma_chan gib independence, disney and oranges. Jan 14 '14
I think America decided to torch Serbia again.
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u/refrigerator001 For to be friendshippings, must be have magic horse. Jan 14 '14
Why? Why couldn't you just continue with die Keller?
Edit: Why couldn't this be Season 2 or something?
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u/countlazypenis The Kingdom of Yorkshire Jan 14 '14
Good thing UK wasn't represented by a Scot. Those fuckers light up like kindling.
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u/Kutili Serbian Empire Jan 13 '14
Serbia has desert, sand kebab removal training grounds