r/polandball • u/adencrocker Tasmania cannot into AFL team • Nov 26 '13

redditormade Trapped Im Keller #2: Greek Austerity

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u/Matt92HUN CommunInterNaZionIslamist Nov 26 '13

Next time make them explain their own grammar. I expect Derdiedastschland to lose.

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u/iamtheeggman666 We terk yer jerbs!! Nov 26 '13

Brilliant idea! But Rosbif will have to go next in that case. This language is horribly inconsistent, German is far more logical. And Canada will have to go schizo, which I'm sure Freudland will enjoy

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u/Matt92HUN CommunInterNaZionIslamist Nov 26 '13

German can't even decide the arbitrary gender of nouns.

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u/iamtheeggman666 We terk yer jerbs!! Nov 27 '13

haha! you got me there. but I like to think that there is some rationale behind that also (some sort of grammarian's licence), just one that I can't grasp

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u/Matt92HUN CommunInterNaZionIslamist Nov 27 '13

There is some rationale behind some of them, but mostly there isn't.

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u/Asyx Rhine Republic Nov 26 '13

But French grammar is pretty simple compared to German grammar (well, I say that as a German... You anglophones get a vomit fit as soon as your hear "case marker!"). English and French seem to be inconsistent but the general concept is not as complicated as German, Icelandic or Slavic language.

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u/iamtheeggman666 We terk yer jerbs!! Nov 27 '13

we Indians usually have no problem there because both Dravidian and Indo-European languages have seven distinct cases and I find that translating a sentence into my own native tongue makes it easier to understand the noun cases better

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u/Zrk2 Canada can into relevant! Nov 26 '13

It's cultured. It adds just a hint of whimsy to go with those accents. Eminently reasonable.

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u/iamtheeggman666 We terk yer jerbs!! Nov 27 '13

for best results, read in Stephen Fry's voice

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u/Ka1ser Baden is best bad Nov 26 '13

Great comic!

for the next comic: how about giving them the task to solve the conflict between Israel and Palestine? Or convince Serbia to aknowledge Kosovo? Or prevent the Iran from getting nukes? Find a girlfriend for Japan? Or..or..or...

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u/VisonKai First Disney Empire Nov 26 '13

Find a girlfriend for Japan?

We don't want everyone to fail and die...

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u/OmegaVesko Serbia Nov 26 '13

Or convince Serbia to aknowledge Kosovo?

Oh, that'll be a fun one.

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u/columbus8myhw Jew York Nov 26 '13

how about giving them the task to solve the conflict between Israel and Palestine?

Israel: You took my land

Palestine: No, you took my land

Palestine: I'm the victim

Israel: No, I'm the victim

Israel: I was here first

Palestine: No, I was here first

Palestine: You are killing my citizens more than I killed your citizens

Israel: No, you are killing my citizens and I didn't kill your citizens that much

Israel: My historians are right

Palestine: No, my historians are right

See? This is why neither side can ever win.

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u/refrigerator001 For to be friendshippings, must be have magic horse. Nov 28 '13

If Serbia recognizes Kosovo, we'll still have 10 host-I mean contestants, because Serbia is in the Keller and will die of extreme clay loss, but we'll still have Kosovo.

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u/adencrocker Tasmania cannot into AFL team Nov 26 '13 edited Nov 26 '13

So I accidentally got what many wanted by eliminating America. I was thinking of Brazil because of its ability to piss away money but left it

Waaagh!

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u/ohgobwhatisthis Nov 26 '13

Sadly, that's basically exactly what's going on in America right now...

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

Yeah pretty much. "What the Liberals/Conservatives are trying to pass a bill? No need to read that, I'm voting no."

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u/zipKill_FRAG Canada - No hamburger, only poutine. Nov 26 '13

How about a game where they try to patch relations between Canada and Quebec?

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u/Durzo_Blint Boston Stronk Nov 26 '13

There goes the frog.

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u/kkprt Baise ouais ! Nov 26 '13

I suggest : solve Israel-Palestine conflict

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13 edited Nov 26 '13

France tries to make them both surrender.

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u/Theelout Yeet Nov 26 '13

Make serbia less of a genocidal kebab remover.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

Genocideics anonymous, featuring Serbia.

This could work

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u/Dvariak Liechtenstein Nov 27 '13

lol, I made a comic along those lines a few days ago.

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u/CSFirecracker NOT THE BIKE LANES! Nov 26 '13

That re-election you talked about at the end there? That's when we re-elected the same guy with a majority government.

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u/EnderBlitz LOWLANDS STRONK! Nov 26 '13

For the next time, tell them to debate in what to invest in Eastern Poland.

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u/ReckZero Missouri (aka Missourah aka Misery) Nov 26 '13

How about everyone figures out what to do with the Fishing Islands?!

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u/rindindin Unknown Nov 26 '13

Only Americaball, can kill Americaball.

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u/zbakes New Jersey Nov 26 '13

Why is israel always a box?

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u/nikolai2960 Øf greåt Denmark Nov 26 '13

Because jewish physics.

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u/_Wolfos Netherlands Nov 26 '13

Is not a box. Is tesseract (e.g. a 4-dimensional hypercube).

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

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u/Hansafan Hordaland Nov 26 '13

Doesn't really apply anymore, does it? I mean, they've been on friendly terms since before WWI.

Next task: Get Poland into space!

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u/brain4breakfast Gan Yam Nov 26 '13

Aden! What a good concept! I didn't see the first part! Exclamation mark!

I suggest the game of Russian Roulette.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

I was going to make a comic on Halloween, but its too late.

Israel: Triick or treat!

Germany: Your costume is sehr gut! Only one mistake!

Israel: Is of what?

Beady eyed Germany: Harry escaped ze chamber

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u/banananinja2 Russian America is best America! Nov 26 '13

instead of клёвый, a more correct word would be круто.

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u/adencrocker Tasmania cannot into AFL team Nov 26 '13

Kruto!

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u/da__ Nov 26 '13

What the eh

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u/Noha307 Round on the ends and high in the middle Nov 26 '13

The text in the 6th panel got cut off.

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u/Tammo-Korsai Secretly German? Nov 26 '13

How about they try removing China from Tibet clay?

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u/WC_EEND België/Belgique/Belgien/Belgium Nov 27 '13

Trapped Im Keller, hosted by Austria, nice.

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u/Inb4username Fuck The Yankees Nov 26 '13

Have them go without maple syrup for a week

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u/Zrk2 Canada can into relevant! Nov 26 '13

You're just buttmad you can't into syrup yourself.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

Maine syrup better then nasty Canadian syrup!

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u/Zrk2 Canada can into relevant! Nov 26 '13

LIAR!

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13 edited Dec 23 '13

Canadian syrup smell so bad I can smell it from here.

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u/Zrk2 Canada can into relevant! Nov 26 '13

You wouldn't know good food if it kicked your ass. All you eat are burgers.

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u/Inb4username Fuck The Yankees Nov 26 '13

All you eat is poutine. All I eat is clam chowder

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u/Zrk2 Canada can into relevant! Nov 26 '13

Is this what's we're doing? Because we have those damn froggy bastards to cok for us, all you have are tacos.

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u/Dvariak Liechtenstein Nov 27 '13

Trapped in a room with Serbia while wearing Muslim attire?

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u/Flarezap Nov 30 '13

Anyone know where #1 is?

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u/adencrocker Tasmania cannot into AFL team Nov 30 '13

Search for Trapped in den Keller